Zhang San, please behave yourself!
Chapter 358 - 341: Lady Yu’s Teaching 2.0

Chapter 358: Chapter 341: Lady Yu’s Teaching 2.0

Upon hearing the first part of Ximen Jinxing’s sentence, Zhang San couldn’t help but be startled.

What’s this situation?

Now, whether it’s apologizing or joking, do they all like to gang up together?

"Cough cough... I need San Lang to help me test out a new massage technique I’ve learned."

"Ah!?"

"My grandpa has been quite busy lately. Today, I went to the Pei Family to chat with Sister Yu and learned a bit about massage techniques, but I’m afraid I might be too gentle or too rough, so I want Zhang San to help me try it out first."

Zhang San suddenly understood and nodded, "No problem, it’s not a big deal anyway. Besides, I’ve practiced Body Refinement, let’s go!"

So, Ximen Jinxing moved behind Zhang San and started from the shoulders.

Crack!

The moment they heard the sound, both Zhang San and Ximen Jinxing were stunned.

"Sorry! Sorry! Zhang San, did I just use too much force? Does it hurt?"

"Since I’ve already lost sensation, I don’t know if it hurts or not. You try to see if my left arm was dislocated; can you help push it back in place?"

Ximen Jinxing felt Zhang San’s left arm and then, with a crack, reattached it.

"How is it? Better now?"

Zhang San moved his left arm and said with a laugh, "It’s fine, perfectly fine. Let’s not do that again."

Ximen Jinxing had originally thought that his massage might just be uncomfortable; he never expected to actually dislocate an arm.

"Sorry, I was just too strong."

At that moment, Ximen Jinxing’s tone couldn’t help but be a bit dejected.

Zhang San quickly consoled, "It’s okay. If you can’t do massages naturally someone else will. But speaking of which, ever since my Body Refinement, not only do I feel my defense has increased, I also feel like my strength has grown. You’re strong, so let’s go out and test it. I also want to see just how strong I’ve become."

"Alright!"

Ximen Jinxing was not adept at massages.

But in terms of combat, it was a whole different story.

The two men went to the courtyard, and started sparring bare-handed.

As Ximen Jinxing threw his punches, he continually increased his strength.

Zhang San also kept increasing his power until both of them were exerting their full strength, and surprisingly, they were evenly matched.

At least in terms of strength, the two were equally matched at the moment.

"Zhang San, you’re quite impressive! Ever since I was a kid, there hasn’t been a man who could match my strength!"

Zhang San chuckled and said, "My Body Refinement has perfected half of my Qi Acupoints, especially those in the upper body that are used for exerting force. Speaking of which, I’ve also taught you the Body Refinement Technique. How many acupoints have you perfected by now?"

"Um..."

Mentioning this, Ximen Jinxing felt a bit embarrassed, "My cultivation resources are limited, and up to now, I’ve only perfected thirty-six acupoints."

"I’ve perfected ten times the Qi Acupoints you have, and yet our strength is comparable. You really are naturally strong, envy-worthy indeed!"

Under the moonlight, their figures intertwined, dancing fists and feet.

This night was incredibly joyful for Ximen Jinxing.

For many years, he had never met a man who could come close to matching his strength.

Initially, he just thought Zhang San was good-looking and liked him very much.

Now, Ximen Jinxing found this man utterly captivating.

So, as soon as dawn broke the next day, Ximen Jinxing went to the Pei Family to find Lady Yu and told her about his romantic progress from the night before.

Upon hearing, "Last night I was struggling with Zhang San all night," Lady Yu was utterly shocked!

This apprentice advanced too quickly!

However, when she asked for details, Lady Yu was disappointed to find out that they had merely spent half the night practicing Martial Style in the courtyard.

"Sister, you went to pursue a man, not to find a brother in the army! Why did you engage with him in martial arts?"

"Ah!?"

Ximen Jinxing looked puzzled and said, "But I thought we both had a great time last night!"

"Is it possible that there’s something even more enjoyable that you two could do together?"

"Sister Yu means... not just bare-handed?"

Lady Yu nodded repeatedly.

"Use weapons to practice? But that could easily lead to injury!"

"Oh my! Who told you to practice Martial Style! You are trying to pursue a man, not to find a brother!"

Lady Yu looked at Ximen Jinxing, who didn’t catch on at all, and felt very anxious.

But after all, she wasn’t her real sister and it wasn’t easy to speak too bluntly.

All she did was teach Ximen Jinxing to catch up with Zhang San so that she wouldn’t end up just knowing how to get on top without learning how to pursue.

If something untoward happened before they were married, wouldn’t the Principal Officer Ximen of the Town Martial Office go straight to the Ministry of War to hammer her husband?

"Sister, have you ever thought about why men like women?"

"Because... they are lustful?"

"Not completely, but indeed that is part of the reason. So, why do you sometimes need to be like a woman? It’s because men like women for this or that reason."

Ximen Jinxing pondered over Lady Yu’s words, then shook her head after a moment, indicating she didn’t understand.

"Since we are sisters, let me just tell you. As you are now, wearing a set of armor and even wearing a ghostly mask when you go out, do you think any man seeing you would like you?"

Ximen Jinxing nodded slightly, as initially, dressing in such a manner was indeed intended to avoid attracting other men’s attention, and to keep trouble away from Zhang San.

"Sister, you have never worn a skirt, have you?"

"Does the Fish Tail Ornament Double Campaign Skirt on my armor count?"

"What do you think? Do you think any man likes a woman wearing that type of skirt?"

Lady Yu said, gesturing for Ximen Jinxing to take a closer look, then she placed her hand on the hem of the skirt and began to lift it slightly, revealing slender and fair legs.

"See, Sister, buy a skirt a bit shorter than mine. When you sit down, or when you’re near Zhang San, pretend to accidentally show a bit of leg, just give him a peek. It should be somewhat hidden, partially exposed. When Zhang San glances at it, he’ll be restless all night, how can he resist then?"

Although Ximen Jinxing didn’t quite understand the logic, she decided to follow Lady Yu’s advice.

"Thank you, Sister, for your guidance."

"By the way, did you go see the woman who Zhang San saved last time?"

"Yes, she came over last night. Her name is Hu Xingxiang, actually a Little Fox in transformation. She came to ask Zhang San about some matters last night."

"So, Hu Xingxiang is a Little Fox?"

Ximen Jinxing nodded.

"Sister, you are so naive! As an ordinary human, how could you compete with a vixen? And you were practicing Martial Style with Zhang San last night! It might be that before you even held hands, she’s already achieved so much!"

Although Ximen Jinxing didn’t fully understand, she could hear from Lady Yu’s tone how severe and urgent the situation was.

"Sister Yu, what should I do?"

"The length we just discussed won’t do; buy an even shorter skirt, the type that shows part of the leg directly! Go now, quickly! If it’s too late, Zhang San’s blessings might all be licked clean by the vixen!"