Zhang San, please behave yourself!
Chapter 359 - 342: The Mighty Fox Demon Can’t Even Handle a Man!?

Chapter 359: Chapter 342: The Mighty Fox Demon Can’t Even Handle a Man!?

Early in the morning, it wasn’t just Ximen Jinxing who set out, but also the Little Fox, Hu Xingxiang.

Hu Xingxiang arrived at Jingshan Fang early in the morning to see her aunt.

However, as soon as she got to her aunt’s doorstep, she heard a non-stop argument coming from the courtyard, as if quite a few people were engaged in a dispute over something.

When the Little Fox pushed the door open, she found two transformed Cat Demons arguing with a group of transformed Bull Demons about something.

Because the bulls were protected by the Great Sui, they were rarely slaughtered, which allowed their entire species to flourish greatly in this world.

Within Jingshan Fang, among the Demons who were vegetarians, the Bull Demons accounted for one-fourth.

However, among the Bull Demons, not many were very strong, so when the Bull Demons encountered issues, they would come to seek justice from Aunt Nine, who everyone recognized as being very fair.

This Aunt Nine was Hu Xingxiang’s aunt.

"Aunt Nine, you be the judge, what do you mean by ’fish isn’t considered meat’? Is that something a person would say?"

A female Bull Demon with her hands on her hips was complaining to Aunt Nine.

The opposite Cat Demon huffed coldly, and angrily said, "As the saying goes, ’plenty of fish and meat.’ Since fish is separate from meat, naturally it can’t be considered meat!"

"So it’s not meat just because you say so? And what do you mean by vomiting it out right in front of our house? You want to start a fight, is that it?"

"What, so you mean I shouldn’t vomit on the ground, and do it on your face instead?"

"Let me tell you, I am a dairy cow! Push me too far and I’ll spray you in the face first!"

"Speaking of which, since you are a dairy cow supplying milk for your children, they are eating animal products too. Why don’t you go home and scold your children, huh?"

Hu Xingxiang understood that they were arguing over the issue of eating meat versus vegetarianism again.

"Auntie, I’m here."

Aunt Nine was already feeling overwhelmed. Seeing her niece arrive felt like seeing a savior.

"Everyone, my family is from the Northeast, and my niece has traveled thousands of miles to visit. It wouldn’t be right for me not to accompany my niece and instead adjudicate your disputes, right? Can this matter be set aside for now, and you come back to find me tomorrow?"

Aunt Nine knew that asking them to leave for today would likely result in them forgetting about the incident by tomorrow if they didn’t conflict again today, meaning they would probably not come back to her for judgment.

Everyone smiled at Hu Xingxiang and then continued to glare coldly at the opposing transformed Demons, their eyes filled with dissatisfaction.

"Hold on!"

Hu Xingxiang stopped everyone, "Auntie, I have a solution that may resolve everyone’s conflict."

Hu Xingxiang then took her aunt’s hand and shared the solution that Zhang San had told her the night before to everyone present.

"My method may not solve the problem, but it can help everyone to avoid it. If we see each other less often, naturally, we’ll have fewer troubles, right?"

Upon hearing this, the two Cat Demons felt that the Little Fox’s words made a lot of sense.

The group of Bull Demons opposite felt it made sense too.

After all, it was only because they lived close by and kept bumping into each other that problems arose.

Aunt Nine was initially worried that her niece’s method was unreliable, but upon reflection,

the more she thought about it, the more she felt that what Hu Xingxiang said made sense.

"Let’s go, to the Hundred Demons Hall. You, go and call for Old Blue, Lady White, and Lord Steel; I have something important to discuss!"

Aunt Nine said this and, taking Hu Xingxiang’s hand, headed towards the Hundred Demons Hall in Jingshan Fang.

The Hundred Demons Hall was located right at the heart of Jingshan Fang, serving as a gathering place where demons celebrated festivals. Occasionally, some powerful demons would also host their birthday feasts or announce and discuss significant matters there.

Soon, Aunt Nine, accompanied by Hu Xingxiang, arrived at the Hundred Demons Hall, followed by the other three Great Demons of Jingshan Fang.

After some thought, Aunt Nine called out, "Go to Hundred Flowers Fang and invite Chrysanthemum and the Saintess over."

In a soft voice, Hu Xingxiang asked, "Auntie, who are all these people?"

Aunt Nine began introducing them to Hu Xingxiang.

"This one with slightly blue skin is a dragon, not just any Demon Dragon, but a true member of the Dragon Clan. His ancestors were honored in the East Sea, but they’ve since fallen on hard times. Now he may live among us demons here in Jingshan Fang, yet he remains one of the top beings of the All Things Path. He claims to be from the Blue Dragon lineage and is said to have some relation to the Azure Dragon of the Town Martial Office."

Hu Xingxiang glanced at the middle-aged uncle with the hint of blue in his skin and greeted him with a beaming smile, "Hello, Uncle Lan."

The Blue Dragon looked over, noticing she was of the human race but also carried a hint of Demon Qi. Seeing the clever and adorable little girl, he nodded and smiled back at her as a form of greeting.

"This one who’s dressed very... economically, goes by the name Lady White..."

"Auntie, I’ve heard her story. Wasn’t she suppressed under some tower?"

"Stop it! That’s a girl from the Liu Family who married out. This Lady White is originally a Rabbit Demon. Don’t let her appearance fool you; despite being a Rabbit Demon, she was born with a seductive charm. She’s even better at bewitching than I am. However, she’s somewhat loose in her ways, so keep your distance from her."

At this moment, Lady White seemed to hear Aunt Nine mentioning her and turned to look at Hu Xingxiang standing beside Aunt Nine. She smiled and said, "Is this your niece? She doesn’t look like you! Look at her dress, so conservative. Young girl, I’ll gift you a skirt that’s cool, breathable, and good-looking. The best part of it is, it’s easy to tear. A man can rip it off with just a little effort."

Aunt Nine shot Lady White a look and then pointed toward a fat man who was already laying down and sleeping behind a desk.

"This is Lord Steel, fond of meat but eats greens as well. His true form is an Iron-Eating Beast, known for being lazy. Hence he spends his days either eating or sleeping."

At this moment, two Great Demons walked in from outside.

One was clothed in magnificent golden garb and had a chunky gold necklace around his neck, looking every bit the nouveau riche.

This Great Demon was the Chrysanthemum Demon from Hundred Flowers Fang, whom Hu Xingxiang had met the day before.

Next to him was a woman in a snow-white robe, exuding an air of sacred purity.

"This is your aunt’s good friend, the White Lotus Demon from Hundred Flowers Fang, who stylizes herself as the White Lotus Saintess. You can call her Aunt Lian."

All six Great Demons from the two fangs had now assembled, and Lord Steel, too, had woken up with a yawn.

Aunt Nine then repeated the strategy that Hu Xingxiang had mentioned earlier.

After listening, a number of witty demons praised the plan repeatedly, finding it increasingly ingenious the more they thought about it.

"What a cunning plan! Aunt Nine, this doesn’t seem like something you’d come up with!"

Clasping Hu Xingxiang’s hand, Aunt Nine replied, "It wasn’t I who thought of it; it was this newly arrived niece of mine who figured it out. Her name is Hu Xingxiang, and she might stay in the Capital for a while. Everyone, please take good care of her from now on."

"Such a clever strategy that could even get the better of the Town Demon Office! I think that we, the elders, should all acknowledge it!" said the Blue Dragon, laughing heartily.

Stepping forward, Hu Xingxiang spoke up somewhat shyly, "Xingxiang dares not take credit. Actually, this method came to mind after hearing about everyone’s troubles, so I consulted with a man I admire, and he was the one who suggested it."

"A man you admire? Why didn’t you mention him yesterday?"

With a shy bow of her head and in a tiny voice, Hu Xingxiang responded, "Because it’s just a crush, and we’re not together yet, so I didn’t tell you, Auntie."

However, at these words, many of the demons present were taken aback.

Lady White’s eyes widened in shock as she looked at Hu Xingxiang, "A mighty Fox Demon can’t even manage to win over a man!?"