Zhang San, please behave yourself!
Chapter 357 - 340: Tonight, I Need San Lang!

Chapter 357: Chapter 340: Tonight, I Need San Lang!

When Ximen Jinxing walked out of the Pei Family’s house, his mind was still recalling the methods that Lady Yu had taught him that day.

"If you want a man to fall for you, you have to take the initiative!"

"Taking the initiative isn’t about serving others, it’s about making the other person feel your love like a strong wine, making him unable to stop!"

"You need to make him notice your good qualities, notice your strengths."

"If you want to conquer a man, you must first learn how to attract a man!"

Having mastered many theoretical pieces of knowledge, Ximen Jinxing began to think about his own strengths as he walked.

Among these young people in the Capital, his abilities naturally stood out, but compared to Zhang San, he was still quite lacking.

However, in terms of strength, he should far surpass Zhang San.

Strength was his greatest advantage!

But how could he make Zhang San aware of his good qualities while also displaying his own strength?

Massage!

A spark of inspiration struck Ximen Jinxing’s mind, and he quickened his steps toward Zhang San’s residence.

By the time Ximen Jinxing arrived, lights were already on in Zhang San’s room, and he immediately went over to knock on the door.

"Zhang San, I’m coming in!"

Although entering without knocking was a bit rash and might even lead to seeing something he shouldn’t,

but if he really accidentally failed to see, wouldn’t that be... hehehe!

Proudly, Ximen Jinxing pushed the door open, and then he saw under the oil lamp, Zhang San sitting at the desk with Hu Xingxiang.

At that moment, Hu Xingxiang had just begun to say, "Tonight, I need San Lang..."

At that moment, Ximen Jinxing felt his brain buzz.

"Hold on!"

Although Ximen Jinxing didn’t know why Hu Xingxiang, who had just met Zhang San not long before, was progressing so quickly, he felt a huge competitive spirit rising and had to interrupt.

This young lady is too scary!

I haven’t even started my application to demonstrate, and you’re already making requests!

And... Lady Yu taught me so much theory, but she didn’t say you could go straight to playing under the table!

If she had mentioned it earlier, I... I wouldn’t mind!

But Hu Xingxiang seemed unable to stop herself and still blurted out the latter half, "some advice."

Hm!?

Hearing the latter half, Ximen Jinxing’s face instantly turned red.

So she needed some advice from Zhang San!

I thought you meant giving some... cough cough! Never mind then!

"Sister Ximen is here! Is there something you need, Sister Ximen?"

At that moment, Ximen Jinxing was quite embarrassed.

Luckily, Ximen Jinxing had a quick thought, and said, "What I mean is, if you have any issues, I can also help you figure things out. I’m worried Zhang San might only have bad ideas."

Having said this, Ximen Jinxing walked toward the desk.

Seeing Ximen Jinxing approaching, Hu Xingxiang immediately gave up the cushion she was sitting on to Ximen Jinxing.

"Thank you, Sister Ximen, please take a seat here."

At that moment, Ximen Jinxing felt even more embarrassed.

Previously, he had thought Hu Xingxiang approached Zhang San to seduce him, but it turned out he was just being too sensitive.

Yes, it must be that I was too sensitive.

Then, as soon as Ximen Jinxing sat down, he found that Hu Xingxiang had already seated herself opposite the desk, squeezed onto a blanket with Zhang San.

"San Lang, Sister Ximen, here’s the situation. My aunt lives in Jingshan Fang, and recently they encountered a problem."

"The demons in Jingshan Fang are all animals that have transformed, mainly divided into those that are herbivorous and those that are carnivorous. At Hundred Flowers Fang, most are plant transformations, with the occasional enchanted stone lion or flying sword."

"In Jingshan Fang, because of the differing dietary habits of the demons, the carnivores are okay, but the herbivores always fear that the carnivores might harm them, so they protest every day, forcing the carnivores to become herbivores, thus causing some conflict."

"Moreover, because sometimes there are demons that leave their respective fangs but never return, suspicions arise between the two groups. When a demon goes missing from Hundred Flowers Fang, they suspect the herbivorous demons of Jingshan Fang. When a herbivorous demon in Jingshan Fang disappears, they blame the carnivorous demons."

"Now, with more and more demons in Jingshan Fang, the place is becoming overcrowded, and these conflicts occur daily, sometimes even escalating to physical confrontation. My aunt is very troubled and unsure of what to do."

Upon hearing this, Ximen Jinxing was completely shocked.

"You’re a demon?"

This was the first time Ximen Jinxing had realized Hu Xingxiang was a demon.

Hu Xingxiang nodded and said with a smile, "Sister Ximen, I am a Little Fox. I come from the Snow Fox family on Wanglong Road."

Upon hearing that Hu Xingxiang was a fox, Ximen Jinxing felt much relieved.

A mere Little Fox, could Zhang San stop liking women and fall for a vixen instead?

After a brief contemplation, Zhang San asked, "Are there many demons in Hundred Flowers Fang?"

"Not many. My aunt and the Chrysanthemum Demon and White Lotus Demon from the Hundred Flowers Fang are good friends, but unfortunately, Aunt White Lotus is not here today, so I only met with Uncle Chrysanthemum."

Zhang San thought for a moment, then said, "This issue may seem complex, but it’s actually quite simple."

"The carnivorous demons in Jingshan Fang should move to Hundred Flowers Fang. In this way..."

"First, it resolves the internal conflicts in Jingshan Fang. By not living together, the carnivores and the herbivores won’t see each other, naturally reducing their conflicts."

"Second, as Jingshan Fang is now overcrowded, having some demons move to Hundred Flowers Fang will make it less crowded and reduce friction."

"Third, buy houses in Hundred Flowers Fang for some carnivorous demons from Jingshan Fang, but these carnivorous demons also need to accompany and protect the Flower Demons there when they go out. Similarly, the demons from Jingshan Fang should also travel in pairs. This way, everyone is safe and mutual suspicions are avoided should anything happen."

Upon hearing this solution and the reasons, Hu Xingxiang’s eyes brightened, and she looked at Zhang San with great admiration.

"San Lang, you are so brilliant!"

At this point, Ximen Jinxing asked, "But originally, the separation of different demons into Hundred Flowers Fang and Jingshan Fang was a directive from the Town Demon Office. Would they agree to this relocation done privately now?"

Zhang San smiled and said, "If only one or two demons wanted to move, the Town Demon Office would definitely not allow it, but if many demons intend to relocate, the Town Demon Office won’t dare to object."

"Don’t forget, this is the Capital, right under the Emperor’s nose! If all the demons from the two fangs come together and the Town Demon Office tries to stop them, just create a stir. See if the Town Demon Office isn’t afraid that Kaihuang will reprimand them! If a mere relocation sparked displeasure among all the monsters, do you think Kaihuang would blame the transformed monsters, who willingly became subjects of the Great Sui, or would he blame the Town Demon Office for incompetence?""

"Another critical point is that the Town Demon Office is supposed to protect the safety of these transformed monsters, but they haven’t. Not to mention, some of the disappeared isolated demons could be victims of certain Town Demon Office individuals wanting to achieve merit through foul play! If the Town Demon Office fails in their duty and the demons have to look out for themselves, and if the Town Demon Office still doesn’t consent, taking the issue to Kaihuang would only show the monsters are justified, and the Town Demon Office is incompetent."

The two women nodded again and again, feeling that Zhang San made a lot of sense.

"Hu Xingxiang, could you please leave us for a moment? Zhang San and I have some very private matters to discuss."

Hu Xingxiang nodded obediently and left the room.

Now in the room, only Zhang San and Ximen Jinxing remained.

"Jinxing, what is it?"

"Tonight, I need San Lang..."