The Unkillable Godlike Cosmic Player
Chapter 80: Free Massage Service

Chapter 80: Free Massage Service

With determination, I began to swim toward the east, following the direction where the sun was shining at me with its bright rays.

As I swam—sometimes backstroke, sometimes freestyle—I couldn’t help but become fully immersed in the beauty of the ocean on such a perfect, sunny day. The sunlight, casting its brilliance on the water’s surface, transformed it into a vibrant, shimmering spectacle—like a magnificent blue diamond reflection.

"Heh, this is actually kinda fun. Swimming in the middle of nowhere in the ocean on such a beautiful sunny day. This must be what they mean by enjoying nature to the fullest, huh?" I said, enjoying every moment of it.

SWIM! SWIM! SWIM!

Well, this is not too bad.

In fact, I actually quite like and enjoy this freedom—finally free from those damn aliens who controlled my every move. For the first time in who knows how long, I can do whatever I want, without anyone constantly watching over me. But even with this newfound freedom, I know I can’t truly enjoy my life just yet. My revenge is still unfinished, and I won’t find peace or satisfaction until it’s complete. Until then, no matter what I do or where I go, I won’t be able to fully enjoy life.

ROAAARRR!!!

Out of nowhere, a huge sea monster shot up from the depths and bit me. "What the fu?!!" I shouted, totally caught off guard. Before I knew it, it had grabbed me in its giant mouth and, with no mercy, launched itself at least a few hundred meters high into the air. My heart was racing as I hung there for a moment, then it dropped back into the water, dragging me down with it.

SPLASH!

I had no idea what kind of sea creature it was, but it looked like something straight out of a Jurassic Park

movie. I figured it was probably some type of sea dinosaur, maybe a Mosasaurus or something. Whatever it was, its strength was unreal, and I was getting dragged deeper and deeper into the ocean with every passing second.

However, instead of being scared, I couldn’t help but be impressed by how strong this beast was. Since it challenged me, of course, I wasn’t going to back down. I pushed my legs down and shoved my hands up, determined to stop the Sea Monster Mosasaurus from closing its jaws and swallowing me whole.

"Grr! You bitch! How dare you disturb me while I’m having fun with nature!" I said.

Without mercy, I grabbed the Mosasaurus’s tongue and yanked it until it tore off completely. Immediately afterward, I delivered a brutal uppercut, shattering the creature’s upper jaw. Realizing it was no match for me, the Mosasaurus released me in fear and quickly retreated into the depths.

SWOOSH!

However, it was too late; I’d already dealt serious damage to the Colossal Mosasaurus’s mouth, pretty much sealing its fate. Even if, by some chance, it managed to survive the injury, it would be left severely weakened and vulnerable to predation by other sea monsters. In other words, I didn’t even need to chase it down; with its severe injury, it would eventually die on its own, without me needing to do anything.

After dealing with the Colossal Mosasaurus dinosaur, I slowly began swimming back to the water surface, desperate for air.

However, as soon as I broke through the water surface, gasping for breath, a sudden movement caught my eye. From the depths, another massive sea creature emerged, its silhouette cutting through the water with terrifying speed.

It was as if the battle with the Colossal Mosasaurus earlier had drawn the attention of every sea monster in this area. The water around me churned violently, and the force of the current threatened to drag me under.

My mind raced. Another one?! Again?! Goddamn! Why are the sea monsters in this world so damn aggressive?!

Hmm, now that I think about it, unlike the 4th trial where the world started collapsing after it ended, but this world still seems perfectly fine. There’s no sign of it coming to an end. I can’t help but wonder why that is, but I suppose it doesn’t really matter right now. I should probably consider it a blessing. Things would’ve been a lot worse if this world started collapsing too.

Unlike before, where it was a Mosasaurus, this time I couldn’t believe it. This sea creature looked like a Colossal Koi fish, its teeth sharp as a Great White Shark’s. "Damn, what the hell is this? Since when did saltwater Koi Fish exist?"

Without mercy, the Colossal Koi Fish charged directly at me, its attack straightforward yet formidable. Unlike the sneaky attack of the Colossal Mosasaurus, this fish relied heavily on brute force, coming at me with all its might.

ROAAARRR!!!

"Haha! Alright, bring it on, boy! Show me what you’ve got!" I laughed, thoroughly enjoying this lively situation.

However, just as I braced for the gigantic Koi fish to bite me, I was taken by surprise when a tongue more than 10 meters long shot out from its mouth and snatched my body—like a frog catching its prey with a flick of its tongue.

Oh?! Not only can this Koi Fish live in saltwater, but it also has a frog-like tongue, huh? Heh, interesting. As the Colossal Koi Fish closed in, ready to tear me apart, I stood motionless, accepting the impending bite without flinching.

MUNCH! MUNCH! MUNCH! NOM! NOM! NOM!

No matter how vigorously the Koi Fish chewed on me, my body remained intact, completely unscathed. I didn’t mind the Colossal Koi Fish chewing on me; I actually considered it a great massage service.

Not bad, actually—this is a pretty good massage without needing to visit a massage therapist. The only downside I would say is dealing with the Koi Fish’s unpleasant saliva.

After a while, I said, "Alright, that’s enough!"

I was so done with this gross Colossal Koi Fish and its slimy saliva. With that, I decided it was time to end this sea fish’s life.

SMACK!

KABOOOM!

With just one powerful solid smack, I skillfully delivered a fatal blow, instantly ending the Colossal Koi Fish’s life and sending it soaring through the water.

Ding!

[You have slain a Colossal Koi Fish!]

"Jeez, can’t even enjoy a peaceful swim without being attacked by countless sea monsters," I muttered to myself, wiping off the remnants of the Colossal Koi Fish’s saliva.

While the Colossal Koi Fish’s saliva was disgusting as hell, but hey, I’m not gonna lie, it was one of the most oddly satisfying and unique massages I’ve ever experienced. You don’t find massages like this anywhere in the world, especially with razor-sharp teeth involved.

Welp, gotta give the Koi Fish credit for that. Hell, I might even book a second massage session next time.