The Ger's Contract Marriage [BL]
Chapter 355: Soft Table

Chapter 355: Soft Table

*From the perspective of a certain wide eyed toddler:

Little Song Mo, held back by his protective sister, stared up at the three uncles with wide, curious eyes. With his dad off with the nice new auntie—Xu Si—Song Mo found himself in the company of the towering figures, his gaze bouncing between the different uncles.

The biggest uncle, a tall and striking man, captured Song Mo’s attention now. His black hair and eyes held a beauty that surpassed even Song Mo’s most prized rock—a treasured find from the edge of Han village’s well his sister had given him.

It was the most beautiful rock he had ever seen in his life, and his most prized possession in the world! He took it with him on this long adventure to this new place, and now held it hidden in his left palm.

The little ger couldn’t fathom how a person could be more beautiful than all the wonders he had ever seen. The scholar’s creamy skin and silky robes dazzled him, and Song Mo struggled to tear his eyes away.

During their journey from Han village to this shiny and beautiful village filled with beautiful people—Song Mo thought Blooming Courtyard was a village...he hadn’t even seen the rest of Nanshan Estate yet!—the young ger had experienced a carriage for the first time and that was beautiful too!

The sight of Xuan Yang, with his perfect posture and dazzling presence, overwhelmed Song Mo. Everything about the scholar was too much for the little ger to comprehend.

More beautiful than his stone. More beautiful than the carriage. More beautiful than anything!

However, his attention shifted to the other tall uncle, the one who had hopped onto the soft table—the bed—as soon as his dad left the room.

Initially intimidating, the uncle revealed a softer side, becoming a human cushion for the pregnant uncle. This act of care won Song Mo over instantly. No hitting, no throwing things, no yelling—just genuine kindness. The ger wanted a human pillow too!

This human pillow was caring for the pregnant uncle so openly it was strange, but not bad. Although not as handsome as the black haired uncle, this one with brown hair and grey eyes was undeniably handsome, with unique grey eyes that fascinated Song Mo.

The little ger unwittingly started setting peculiar standards for a future partner based on the views of rivers and valleys he observed, all while looking back at the uncle who made an amusing sound.

"Pffft," Xu Feng couldn’t suppress his laughter at the expression on the small ger’s face, finding unexpected joy in the innocent fascination of the child as he was being charmed by snakes.

Little Song Mo’s gaze shifted to Xu Feng, the peculiar uncle who stood out in his eyes. The man was undeniably strange—clearly pregnant, with a distinctive mole on his forehead, just like Song Mo and his dad.

However, what baffled the little ger was the uncle’s height and his looks that weren’t soft enough to be that of a ger. It wasn’t the eerie silver hair that baffled him, but the androgynous features of the uncle.

His furrowed brows betrayed his confusion.

Song Mo had recently learned that his concept of tall had shifted. In the past, Xu Feng would have been considered tall, but now, with the towering figures of Xuan Jian and Xuan Yang in the picture, his perspective had changed.

The ger uncle—he should be a ger—despite being taller than most people he knew, seemed almost average in this new context. It was a revelation for the curious little boy.

This uncle, unlike the other gers he’d seen, seemed more like a man than a ger. His face, although not considered pretty by Donghua standards, held a certain appeal that Song Mo found pleasing. The silver hair added to the allure, and Song Mo couldn’t help but appreciate its strange beauty.

A voice broke the silence, asking, "What do you think of this uncle?" Little Song Mo responded with candid honesty, "Not pretty, but goooowd look at."

Xu Feng felt the urge to burst into laughter, and his face betrayed the strain of holding it in. After composing himself, he continued playfully teasing the little ger, who seemed to have no filter. The girl beside him visibly shook at her brother’s stupid comment.

The shameless ger then pointed at Xuan Yang, the chief snake charmer. "What about this uncle?" Xu Feng asked, enjoying the innocent evaluation.

"Handiswome," the little ger replied dreamily, clutching his treasured rock. Xu Feng couldn’t suppress a chuckle, feeling the vibrations of silent laughter from the man behind him.

Xuan Yang, with a slightly red face, managed to keep his composure—ignoring his tickled lovers—but both children were now openly staring at the "handiswome" uncle, captivated by his presence.

After regaining control over his laughter, Xu Feng shifted his focus to the two mesmerized children, his eyes sparkling with mischief. Making a soft sound to capture their attention, he then playfully beckoned them closer with a ’come hither motion,’ his finger weaving through the air in an inviting gesture.

The little ger, eager and curious, complied almost instantly, attempting to move closer to the bed. However, his sister clung to him, struggling to keep him at a safe distance from the three uncles.

Xu Feng, lying on the king sized bed, grinned at the sight of the girl’s wariness—smart girl.

"Come to the bed," Xu Feng urged, his voice warm and inviting. The children exchanged confused glances, their expressions a mix of curiosity and uncertainty.

"Come close to this bed," Xu Feng clarified, pointing at the plush surface beneath him. The little girl and ger still seemed puzzled, unable to grasp the concept.

Song Mo, not one to hold back for long, replied with an enlightening statement, "Table." Xu Feng took a moment to process, but the subtle vibrations from Xuan Jian hinted at the misunderstanding.

The children, it seemed, thought he was lying on a giant soft table.

A quick glance at Xuan Yang revealed a small smile on the snake young master’s face.

Both men seemed to enjoy children, their eggs will be well cared for.