The Cannon Fodder in the Global Apocalypse Game lives a leisurely life
Chapter 338: Little Noodle joins the Foodie Crew

Chapter 338: Little Noodle joins the Foodie Crew

[Ancient Nether Flame Phoenix (Infancy Stage) - Level 1 (HP: 5, 000/ 5, 000)

-Grade: SSS level]

Grandpa Trident: (ʘ言ʘ╬)

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"Hey wait up." Little Mantou saw the two who were running like wind after sneakily slipping out of the ship even with the Big Sister’s order of staying put.

After the ship docked, the three of them were able to sense their Master’s location through spiritual contract. Ten minutes into their trip, the two just suddenly increased their paces after saying they smelled something delicious.

Little Mantou quickly caught up with them.

The three sped off unaware that someone had only climbed over the spot on the stern where the anchor was installed that the three had used to escape.

Minutes later while Shana was patrolling the ship, someone bumped into her.

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Grandpa Trident was caught off guard by appearance of its enemy and flew five meters away from Chunhua, "Hey brat, how did that egg hatched before its maturity?" He was sure that the egg wasn’t any close to hatching, so how? Just how? What had gone wrong? Or does this brat know some sorcery?

"You need to kill it. Kill it or it will kill you in the future. And not only that, it will massacre your entire race just like how it did to mine." Grandpa Trident recalled some painful memories and was a bit angry at the phoenix.

The phoenix opened its beak and pecked Chunhua on Chunhua’s cheeks and flapped its cute wings and complained to Chunhua. "Chirp Chirp."

"How could you bear to kill it Grandpa when Little Noodle is so cute. And besides, Little Noddle isn’t the one behind the extermination of your race. It’s innocent." Chunhua rubbed its smooth feather with her finger and the little puffball loved it and let out chirps of happiness.

<( ˶• ◊ •˶ )> "Chirp Chirp."

"Don’t be fooled by its cuteness. It will grow to a ferocious monster and follow its mother’s path and it’s too late for you to regret." Grandpa took another step back. That chirp though so soft just chirp into his soul.

"Don’t worry. I won’t do any harm to Little Noodle. Grandpa is just jealous because he couldn’t pet you because he’s a weapon spirit." Chunhua comforted it and wasn’t aware that it could understand their language.

<( ˶• ◊ •˶ )> "Chirp Chirp."

"So cute." Chunhua rubbed her nose and inhaled the five-spice scent of a roasted chicken which was Little Noodle’s distinct scent. So cute...so cute...and so fragrant...

(¯﹃¯*)

She was not interested in perfumes but if there was someone selling sachets and incense with this particular scent, she would buy 100 of them ones and filled her room of them.

In an angle Chunhua can’t see, Little Noodle slapped its butt towards Grandpa Trident’s direction provocatively before sticking its tongue of its beak.

"You!" Grandpa Trident saw the cunning provocation and wanted to pluck all of its feathers and roast it but his body only passed through.

"Grandpa, Little Noodle will not grow up to be that kind of monster. It’s my summon and I promised to teach it to be good and be kind." Chunhua quickly explained and cupped the roasted chicken scented puffball in her hands before leaping back to create distance between the old weapon spirit.

"Chirp Chirp."

"Don’t bluff me. How could you summon a phoenix, much less an ancient nether flame whose evolution potential is above SSS? Even the most powerful summoners and tamers I knew couldn’t do such a feat. You’re clearly lying." Even when he is old and senile, that notion is simply impossible.

"Well, maybe because they use the wrong method of summoning?" Chunhua pointed out.

Wrong method? Grandpa was suddenly curious. "Then, what kind of method you’re using?"

Grandpa thought she knew some kind of complex, mystifying, or complicated method but...

"By eating." Chunhua answered without changing her face. "I got Little Lotus who can transform into a dragon through making an omelet from its egg, and I also ate the ginsengs I found which allow me to summon Little Ginseng."

Grandpa Trident’s lips twitched: t(ಠ益ಠt) "You brat. I’m being serious here and you’re making fun of me..."

"But I’m being serious though." Chunhua pursed her lips. "That’s how Little Noodle was summoned. Eh? Little Noodle, are you alright?" Chunhua nudged her roasted chicken puffball who just suddenly fainted.

<( ˶x ◊ x˶ )> Mother eats phoenixes?

Of course, Grandpa Trident would fall into what he deemed to be just the brat’s playing tricks to hide her method. "This brat...Never mind, if you don’t want to tell me then that’s fine..."

"Master, Master, we can smell the scent of a chicken on you, how can you eat while were not around."

The three little gluttons who had sharper noses than the nymphs were the first one to arrive at the scene bypassing Haoran who was packing his things and kiln and rushed towards the one emitting the roasted chicken scent.

"Master, Master!"

[Little Ginseng Spirit...]

[Little Karmic Lotus...]

Chunhua prevented the two little summons’ bums from squashing her scented puffball sachet. "Careful, don’t harm Little Noodle."

"Kya?"

"Ji ji ji?"

"Who’s Little Noodle?"

The three asked simultaneously.

Chunhua sat and opened her hand revealing the puffball inside. "This is Little Noodle, your new...I haven’t found out if it’s a sister or a brother...Grandpa, how do you know a phoenix gender?" Chunhua doesn’t a thing about orange chickens besides eating them.

The three little shotas saw an orange chick opening its eyes and blinked at them. But before they could say hi, it closed its eyes again and went back to deep sleep.

Little Noodle couldn’t take the harsh truth and fainted again.

"Why did it went back to sleep?" Little Mantou asked. The three looked at their Master.

But Chunhua was oblivious as they are. "I have no idea. Little Noodle might just be tired."

Grandpa Trident was stunned as his darted at the rare ginseng with two-leave crown and the small lotus creature that was undoubtedly radiating the aura of a dragon and being intimate with the brat.

What the brat said earlier repeated in his mind, distorting his world views.

(◯Δ ◯ ∥) No way...This brat was saying the truth?