The Cannon Fodder in the Global Apocalypse Game lives a leisurely life
Chapter 337: Chirp Chirp

Chapter 337: Chirp Chirp

[Sea Urchin and Lobster Roe Fried Blood Karmic Rice- Grade S]

[Stewed King Eel Rolls- Grade A]

[Sweet and Sour Bass with Blood Karmic Peppers- Grade A]

[Baked Lobster soaked in Peppery and Butter Sauce- Grade B+]

[Kelp Soup- Grade B-]

[Five-Spice Fried Spicy Shrimp- Grade B]

[Phoenix Spicy Roasted Chicken- Grade SS+]

Through Chef Long’s retelling, Chunhua was able to know how the source of poultry.

The phoenix didn’t give him white and yolk but skipped the several stages including manual processing and directly gave him a whole raw featherless and hairless chicken.

It only lacks a plastic packaging and it can passed as the freezer chicken sold in the market because it was already clean making it very convenient for Chef Long to cook.

It was the first time for Haoran to see Xiao Hua without an appetite.

She was looking at the roasted chicken as if she was in a funeral.

"I can’t believe I would someday witnessed someone make a roasted dish out of a phoenix egg. Your friend’s gut is beyond the heavens." The Grandpa Trident face had black lines all over his face and can’t bear to look at the phoenix spicy roasted chicken anymore because it only reminded of that ill-tempered female bird’s ferocious face.

He can already imagine the results if they failed to strengthen the sealing array. "Brat, tell me when you’re done eating that..." Grandpa Trident sighed heavily couldn’t utter the poor chick’s race before finishing the rest of his words, "Anyway, just be quick." His apparition poofed afterwards.

Haoran also saw the minute changes of her expression and knowing food always makes her smile without fail. He took the initiative to break the leg of the chicken and placing the leg on her bowl. "I rubbed the chicken with five-spice powder, wrapped the chicken with lotus leaves to retain the moisture before baking it inside the bread kiln."

Chunhua’s lips trembled.

’I’m dead. I’m double dead. Triple dead...but why the phoenix so small, it was not even enough for her..."

Chunhua shook her head to dispel the thoughts.

’Chunhua, get a hold of yourself, you should be worrying for your safety...however Chef Long did a great job, the skin of the roasted chicken was perfectly golden brown, it seems crispy and juicy at the same time..."

(*´﹃｀*)

Chunhua realized her thoughts went astray again and scolded herself for being a glutton.

’What kind of absurd thought you have. You should have prepare a proper funeral for the roasted chicken to lessen its mother’s anger, by the way, the smell of blend of spice, sweetness, tanginess, and herby scent the roasted chicken releases makes her mouth water...’

ԅ(♡﹃♡ԅ)

Chunhua once again chided herself.

’Are you crazy? Why is your IQ always reduced in front of the meal...System, next time there is an egg again, can you just imprint a physical label on it? The supermarket does a better job than you and they include the nutritional value.’ Chunhua complained in her mind.

The bangle looked at its Master whose face resembled that of a crazy person.

One second she was on the verge of crying ((இ﹏இ`｡)), then appears to be scared, and eventually she was drooling while looking on the plate of roasted chicken ((º﹃º)), then would cry again and repeat the process.

Bangle: Master, are you alright?

Chunhua snapped out of her thoughts: Yes, I think I’m alright.

What is she getting depress for when it’s too late to cry over spilled milk? Instead, she better enjoy this meal. She picked up the chicken leg and took a small bite.

1 second...(´･◇･`)!

2 second...(☉_☉)!!

3 second...(☆□☆)!!!

[You’ve consumed 2g of the Phoenix meat and obtain essence +0.5]

Clammy was originally going to spectate but upon having the taste of Haoran’s cooking , he joined the two and his rate of consumption was fast but not as fast as his Boss.

"It’s so delicious." Chunhua exclaimed in happiness.

Haoran noticed Chunhua’s expression. He faintly smiled and pushed the plate of roasted phoenix to her. "Eat slowly."

Haoran can guess what sort of thoughts circulated in his woman’s mind.

Haoran may not know about the nature of the egg initially but when he was done cooking, his gourmet profession evaluated the dish revealing its true identity.

But regardless, he didn’t regret it, wasn’t concern for the consequences, and didn’t covet the dish.

The only thing that matters is if she likes it or not. The one he likes, he will spoil it.

Haoran picked up his chopsticks and placed more food in her bowl and relished himself in short homely atmosphere flowing around the stone table.

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Fifteen minutes later, Grandpa sensed someone walking towards him. Turning around, he found out it was the crazy brat. "That was fast."

Chunhua saw Grandpa and hurriedly walked towards him, "Grandpa, do you know where we could find another phoenix egg?"

Grandpa Trident was taken aback, "Why do you ask?"

"Ah..." Chunhua looked elsewhere while answering, "What if it hatches under our noses and seek it mother’s whereabouts and destroys the seal we made."

Grandpa Trident didn’t find anything suspicious. "Do you think phoenixes are like ordinary hens that can lay dozen of eggs every day? A phoenix can only lay one egg every 10,000 years and it still uncertain if the egg hatches. So cease your worries, that egg is the only one in this place."

"Is that so..." Chunhua was extremely disappointed. Too bad, it was so delicious.

Grandpa Trident was confused, "Why are you sad?", when she should be happy instead that she didn’t need to deal with another powerful monster.

"Nothing." Chunhua quickly adjusted her expression.

"Chirp Chirp."

"What’s that?" Grandpa Trident asked.

"Oh, it’s Little Noodle." Chunhua tugged her collar.

"Little Noodle come out." A red orange puffball just the size of an apple jumped out and cooed cutely. A colorful tiny feather was swaying on top of its head and its eyes were in the shade of gold.

Per the promise she made before. She will call the next summon Little Noodle.

<( ˶• ◊ •˶ )> "Chirp Chirp."