Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 806 - 402: The Clash of Two Despicable People_1

Chapter 806: Chapter 402: The Clash of Two Despicable People_1

The Golden Toad, baffled by what he heard, asked, "What are you talking about?"

The Eastern Emperor Taiyi ignored him, his mind rapidly calculating something; meanwhile, he continued cracking sunflower seeds and spitting the shells across to the other side.

After dealing with Mo Lishou’s issue, Qin Shou turned to the nonchalant Eastern Emperor Taiyi, knitted his brows, and transmitted his voice to Mo Lishou, "What’s up with this guy?"

Mo Lishou felt aggrieved inside but still honestly recounted the situation.

Qin Shou raised an eyebrow and said, "Hey, is this guy purposefully trying to disgust us or what?"

When he finished, Qin Shou plopped down next to the Eastern Emperor Taiyi, lifted his eyelids, and said, "Where are you spitting? Think this is your house? Spitting sunflower seed shells all over the street, do you have any decency?"

The Eastern Emperor Taiyi was immediately stunned.

The Golden Toad, covering his face, thought to himself with a wry smile, "Damn, this rabbit is too bold! No one has probably ever dared to scold our Emperor like this in his life... This must be a first. I wonder if he’ll get so angry that he’ll lash out..."

However, to Golden Toad’s amazement, the Eastern Emperor Taiyi scratched his head and said, "Can’t I spit?"

Qin Shou rolled his eyes and said, "How would you like it if I came into your home and spit sunflower seed shells everywhere?"

The Eastern Emperor Taiyi said indifferently, "I wouldn’t mind."

Now it was Qin Shou’s turn to be at a loss for words. He eyed the Eastern Emperor Taiyi carefully, who, in turn, was closely eyeing him back.

After staring at each other for a long time, they finally shook their heads in unison and said simultaneously, "Turns out he’s a fool!"

"Who are you calling?!" Both of them jumped up at once, pointing at each other’s noses and shouting.

However, the Eastern Emperor Taiyi, being taller, was able to reach Qin Shou’s nose.

Qin Shou, being shorter, found himself at a disadvantage momentarily, unable to reach the Eastern Emperor Taiyi’s nose. But he was quick to react and, the next moment, his arm extended and he pointed right at the Eastern Emperor Taiyi’s nose!

Then both of them pressed hard, deforming each other’s noses, and simultaneously exclaimed, "Who the hell are you, daring to treat me like this?!"

After they finished scolding each other, they looked at each other again, and then they both roared simultaneously, "Can you stop imitating me!"

Then the two continued to glare at each other until finally, they turned away, sat back to back, and cursed, "What an idiot!"

Then, both turned back again, glaring at each other with wide eyes.

This time, their staring contest lasted a whole two hours!

During that time, the Immortals passing by, seeing the two of them, retreated and went around; even though the Eastern Gate was extremely far away, no one wanted to provoke the misfortune of these two.

As time ticked by, eventually both turned away, looking at no one

anymore.

The Eastern Emperor Taiyi went back to cracking sunflower seeds, while Qin Shou took out a large chicken leg and started eating it; it was made by the Kitchen God, so naturally, it was exquisite. As soon as he took it out, the fragrance wafted for miles, causing the stomachs of the heavenly soldiers at the Southern Gate to rumble.

The Golden Toad kept wiping his drool and said ingratiatingly, "I, your honorable Rabbit, what kind of leg is that you’re eating? It smells too good!"

Qin Shou rolled his eyes and looked at the Golden Toad, saying, "Can’t you tell? It’s a bird leg!"

Golden Toad nodded desperately and said, "I see it, slurp... smells really good."

Just then, Eastern Emperor Taiyi suddenly poked his belly and then glared at him fiercely. Thinking his action had embarrassed Eastern Emperor Taiyi, Golden Toad immediately stood still and stopped moving.

Then, Eastern Emperor Taiyi rolled his eyes and poked him in the belly again, glaring at him once more.

Golden Toad tilted his head, looking utterly confused at Eastern Emperor Taiyi, as if asking, "Overlord, what do you want to do? Can’t you speak?"

Then he saw Eastern Emperor Taiyi standing with his back to Qin Shou and kept pursing his lips behind him...

After thinking for a while, Golden Toad tentatively sent a telepathic message, "Overlord, you might as well speak."

Upon hearing this, Eastern Emperor Taiyi immediately jumped up, grabbed him by the collar, and roared, "I want to eat bird legs! The kind that rabbit was eating! Go snatch them for me, understand?!"

Golden Toad, ears almost deafened by the shout, rubbed his ears and said, "Overlord, I... I can’t beat him, how can I snatch it? Why don’t you do it yourself?"

Eastern Emperor Taiyi rolled his eyes and said, "Me? The Overlord of an era, to snatch a rabbit’s bird legs?! You may not be ashamed, but I am! Hey? Where did this bird leg come from? I’ll finish eating it before I scold you!"

Whether intentionally or not, Eastern Emperor Taiyi flailed his arms, and the bird leg in the rabbit’s hand ended up in his own.

Qin Shou was enjoying his meal when the bird leg suddenly vanished from his hand, and the next moment it was already in that accursed kid’s hand—he immediately became infuriated, shouting, "Thief! Return my bird leg!"

Eastern Emperor Taiyi turned around and looked at Qin Shou, pointing to the bird leg in his own hand and said, "Who are you calling a thief?"

Qin Shou pointed at Eastern Emperor Taiyi and said, "Talking about you! You’re still holding my bird leg, caught red-handed, what else can you say? Forget it, I’ll talk to Emperor Dijun, your Overlord."

When Eastern Emperor Taiyi heard that Emperor Dijun would be involved, he quickly cleared his throat and said, "Wait... Rabbit, are you saying I snatched your bird leg?"

Qin Shou nodded.

Eastern Emperor Taiyi abruptly turned back, knocked Golden Toad to the ground, and while pointing at him, scolded, "I told you to behave, but you learned to steal, didn’t you? Look at you now, stealing bird legs! Do we, the Demon Clan, lack such things in Heavenly Court? Why steal, hm? Tastes better, does it? Ah? And after stealing, you frame me! Framing or setting me up, which is it?!"

Golden Toad lay on the ground with tears streaming down his face; he swore it was the first time in his life he had felt so wronged! He was clearly framed, yet he dared not resist!

Even worse, he had to nod desperately and play along...

To add insult to injury, while scolding him for stealing and bringing shame to the Demon Clan’s Heavenly Court, Eastern Emperor Taiyi finished eating the bird leg!

Afterwards, that bastard even wiped the grease from his mouth and then passed the bird leg bone back to Qin Shou, saying righteously, "Don’t worry, our Demon Clan’s Heavenly Court won’t let a bad person get away. Consider this beating a form of apology, is that satisfactory to you?"

Qin Shou was dumbfounded. He’d seen shameless people, but he had never seen someone as utterly shameless as this!

Qin Shou thought to himself, he was almost at the point where everyone wanted to beat him on the path of being despicable, but upon seeing this guy, he just wanted to smack him! This fellow was just too damn shameless!

However, in the end, Qin Shou still raised his thumb and said, "The path of a scoundrel need not be lonely, brother, you’re awesome!"

Eastern Emperor Taiyi turned around and saluted with cupped hands, "You’re too kind! You’re not bad yourself."

Mo Lishou, Golden Toad, and all of the heavenly soldiers and generals collectively retreated over a hundred meters, turned around, and began frantically rolling their eyes, thinking to themselves: My eyes are dirtied!

After the commotion, Eastern Emperor Taiyi and Qin Shou sat down again, with Eastern Emperor Taiyi continuing to crack sunflower seeds, continuing to spit the shells towards Qin Shou.

Qin Shou, helpless, now had his Xumi Bag full of tasty treats.