Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 807 - 403: Are You a Fool?_1

Chapter 807: Chapter 403: Are You a Fool?_1

But given the current marketplace, as soon as I bring it out, this jerk in front of me will probably snatch it away with some method I can’t fathom!

So, Qin Shou suddenly found himself without anything good to eat...

Looking up at the Heavenly Dao, Qin Shou exclaimed, "Ah, the stars are so bright tonight."

Then, Qin Shou’s little hand sneakily found its way into Eastern Emperor Taiyi’s plate.

Seeing that Eastern Emperor Taiyi did not respond to him, Qin Shou glanced sideways at him and saw that the guy was squatting there, head down, staring intently at the rabbit’s claws on his plate!

Qin Shou immediately felt awkward and thought to himself, "Cao! Isn’t this guy supposed to be fooled, to look up? That’s not logical! Or does he have eyes only for those sunflower seeds?"

Nevertheless, Qin Shou was someone with incredibly thick skin. He took a deep breath, pretended to be completely calm, and then stared straight into Eastern Emperor Taiyi’s eyes.

Next, acting as if Eastern Emperor Taiyi had not seen him, Qin Shou slowly brought his fingers together, grabbed a handful of sunflower seeds, and withdrew his hand just as leisurely!

Eastern Emperor Taiyi’s eyes cooperated splendidly; they bulged larger as Qin Shou closed his hand!

As Qin Shou’s hand retracted, Eastern Emperor Taiyi suddenly looked up, staring daggers at Qin Shou as if to say, "Thief, I’ve caught you!"

Then, Qin Shou flashed a wide grin, nonchalantly saying, "Where were we? Oh, right, the starry sky is so beautiful tonight, isn’t it?"

Then Qin Shou casually turned around, picked up a sunflower seed, and began eating!

Seeing this, Eastern Emperor Taiyi’s cheeks shook uncontrollably, and after struggling to contain himself for a while, he finally asked, "You... have no shame, do you?"

Qin Shou retorted, "Pot calling the kettle black!"

Eastern Emperor Taiyi did not pursue the matter further and continued to crack sunflower seeds, spitting the shells in Qin Shou’s direction.

Seeing this, Qin Shou also turned around decisively, began cracking sunflower seeds himself, and spat the shells back towards Eastern Emperor Taiyi!

And so, the two characters who were a constant headache to the Heavenly Courts ended up squatting on opposite sides of the red thread, engaging in a staring contest, cracking sunflower seeds, and spitting the shells at each other...

No one knew what was going through their minds; to any observer, they were a headache just looking at them, both appearing to be utter fools.

Since Qin Shou had the appearance of a white and plump rabbit, fluffy and adorable, his silliness came off as charmingly dumb, quite endearing.

But Eastern Emperor Taiyi was different; he looked like a young lad in his twenties, wearing only red-golden boxers, with a robe slit halfway up, barefoot and squatting there, spitting sunflower seed shells at a charmingly dumb rabbit. The more one looked, the more he seemed the bigger fool...

Fortunately, neither of them seemed to mind the other.

After spitting for a while, their anger subsided considerably, and they began to chat.

After spitting out a shell, Eastern Emperor Taiyi asked, "What’s your name?"

Qin Shou answered, "Qin Shou, and you?"

Chewing on sunflower seeds, Taiyi mumbled unclearly, "Taiyi."

Qin Shou looked at Taiyi in astonishment, then patted his butt and got up, heading straight for the moon.

Mo Lishou came over, puzzled, and asked, "I, where are you going? Just leaving like that? Aren’t you going to do something?"

Qin Shou looked sympathetically at Eastern Emperor Taiyi and said, "Look at him, so clueless; no wonder they call him the dunce. Life must be hard for him, he doesn’t even have a whole pair of trousers. Let’s just leave it... When dealing with a fool, they can drag your IQ down to their level. And then, in their domain of stupidity, they’ll rub you the wrong way, bully you... I don’t want to stoop to his level."

After saying this, Qin Shou walked away.

Mo Lishou was stunned, not knowing what to say.

The sound of someone cracking sunflower seeds behind him also stopped abruptly. Eastern Emperor Taiyi sat on the ground, staring dumbfounded at Qin Shou’s retreating figure.

The Golden Toad backed up more than three hundred meters, keeping a safe distance while muttering, "This rabbit... really dares to speak out!"

However, what Golden Toad thought was that Eastern Emperor Taiyi wasn’t angry at all; instead, he burst into laughter, "Taiyi, you dull chicken... damn, Cao, it does sound similar! Hey... Rabbit, that ’fool’s realm’ you just mentioned, what kind of magic is that? Never heard of it. Let’s chat, maybe later I’ll get my brother to create such a magic."

Hearing this, Qin Shou lowered Eastern Emperor Taiyi’s intelligence rating even further!

Seeing that the fool caught up again, Qin Shou said, "Big brother, if it’s about being petty, we’re evenly matched. But in stupidity, I willingly concede, are we good?"

Eastern Emperor Taiyi suddenly froze in place.

Mo Lishou and the Golden Toad, who were far away, heard this and were holding back their laughter with snorts... They probably would have rolled on the ground laughing if it weren’t for Eastern Emperor Taiyi being there.

Eastern Emperor Taiyi stroked his chin, then took a deep breath and asked seriously, "Hey, Rabbit, since you’re a rabbit too, do you know the rabbit on the moon?"

Qin Shou was taken aback and pointed to the moon, "There’s more than one rabbit up there."

Eastern Emperor Taiyi gestured dismissively, "I don’t care about the others, I’m asking about the one that recently opened a bathhouse."

Qin Shou’s eyes darted around as he asked, "What do you want with him?"

Eastern Emperor Taiyi said, "Nothing much, just investing."

Qin Shou was astonished, "Investing?" and then laughed, "You fool, do you even have money to invest?"

Eastern Emperor Taiyi immediately shook his head, "No, so, I’m going for sweat equity!"

Qin Shou rolled his eyes and said, "Are you stupid... wait, no, you genuinely are. Hold on... do you think I’m a fool? I can’t deal with this!"

Qin Shou waved his hand and turned to leave.

Eastern Emperor Taiyi caught up again, adding, "Don’t rush off, okay? I’m not just asking for your shares for nothing. I have status and position, you know!"

Without turning back, Qin Shou replied, "I have status and position, too. I even have an ID card! Do you have one? The kind with laser anti-counterfeiting! The kind that can be used to book train tickets?"

Eastern Emperor Taiyi, completely baffled, watched Qin Shou and asked, "What are you talking about?"

Qin Shou said, "I mean... Can you stop joking around? If you’re not busy, go find someone else to play with, will you? Why are you following me? I still have a bathhouse to run!"

Eastern Emperor Taiyi quickly grabbed Qin Shou, "I’m serious!"

Qin Shou raised his voice, shouting, "So am I!"

Eastern Emperor Taiyi used an even louder voice, "In the Demon Clan’s Heavenly Court, my word is law!"

Qin Shou instinctively shouted, "In my bathhouse, my word is law!"

Then Qin Shou paused, and then in bewilderment, asked, "What did you say?"

Eastern Emperor Taiyi straightened his quirky short robe, saying proudly, "Let me formally introduce myself. I am one of the Heavenly Court’s two great emperors, belonging to the Demon Clan, I am Eastern Emperor Taiyi!"

Upon hearing this, Qin Shou was utterly stunned and began to circle Eastern Emperor Taiyi, looking him up and down, then left and right, back and forth, and finally looked up.

Eastern Emperor Taiyi couldn’t keep a straight face for more than three seconds and already started wagging his foot, speaking in a drawly tone, "Scared now, huh?"