Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 805 - 401 Rabbit’s Business Tactics_1

Chapter 805: Chapter 401 Rabbit’s Business Tactics_1

Qin Shou nodded and said, "Yeah, come with me to my place."

The Land God hesitated upon hearing this.

Qin Shou laughed and said, "Don’t hesitate. Didn’t my master make it clear? Everything that runs on the ground can be taken away, including you! Of course, if you insist you’re from the dirt, I’ll acknowledge that too."

The Land God immediately smiled and said, "Alright, I’ll go pack my things."

So, the already impressive plant army was joined by a menagerie of chickens, ducks, geese, dogs, cats, jackals, wolves, tigers, leopards, and birds flying all over the sky.

By the time this group made it to the Southern Gate, Mo Lishou and the Golden Toad were completely flabbergasted!

However, neither of them intervened. They simply watched with their eyes wide open as Qin Shou used his magic to protect the weak animals and plants, heading straight for the moon.

Not long after Qin Shou had left, a carefree fellow also arrived at the Southern Gate.

Almost on instinct, Mo Lishou shouted, "Who’s there?"

"It’s me!" a lazy voice responded.

Mo Lishou took a closer look and saw the guy wearing a red-gold robe, but the lower half of the robe seemed to have gone missing, turning it into a short garment, which hung above a pair of large underpants, with bare feet, presenting an image that seemed disheveled, in need of a good thrashing and straightening up.

Mo Lishou had never seen Eastern Emperor Taiyi, so his first thought was not of the ancient supreme ruler but of some disheveled Immortal with immeasurable quirks.

Just as Mo Lishou was about to say something, this guy, too, had been fooled by the Rabbit before. Instead of flying off the handle, he instinctively glanced at Jincha.

He saw Jincha wearing a flattering smile, and, holding a Xumi Bag in his hand, he offered it to the carefree fellow, adding, "This is all I have, sir. If the money isn’t enough, we can collect some more for you later, okay?"

Eastern Emperor Taiyi weighed the Xumi Bag and smiled, "Isn’t hoarding supposed to be good? Alright, I’ll remember your kindness."

Jincha was overjoyed and quickly thanked him, "Thank you so much!"

Mo Lishou was no fool. Seeing this scene, how could he not understand that this young person was no ordinary figure? So, he stood upright, facing forward, as if he had not seen anything.

After Eastern Emperor Taiyi pocketed the Xumi Bag, he snapped his fingers and said, "Alright, since I happen to have some time today, I’ll take you all to go searching for prey. Go call your brothers over."

Jincha was delighted and said, "I’ll call them over right now!"

Then Jincha took out a piece of jade and casually crushed it.

Eastern Emperor Taiyi sat on the steps, took out a handful of sunflower seeds, and began to crack them open. At that moment, seeing the red line on the ground, he asked, "Which side is which?"

Jincha quickly pointed to his side and said, "This is our side, that side belongs to the Jade Emperor."

Eastern Emperor Taiyi cursed, "That stingy old man, he wouldn’t even lend me money."

After saying that, Eastern Emperor Taiyi threw the sunflower seed shells right at Mo Lishou’s feet!

Seeing this, Mo Lishou’s forehead was covered in black lines! He had thought that individuals like Jincha, with their lack of manners, were the epitome of the Demon Clan’s Heavenly Court, but here was someone even more discourteous and outrageous!

But Mo Lishou also picked up on something – this youth could actually ask the Jade Emperor for money!

But the Jade Emperor didn’t lend it, which was telling.

Could the Jade Emperor be out of money? Of course not!

All the wealth of the Three Realms was in the Jade Emperor’s hands!

Then why won’t he lend it? Could it be that the person asking for the loan isn’t influential enough?

Just as Mo Lishou was pondering, a figure flew from a distance and then shouted from far away, "Mo Lishou, a mouse is missing, have you seen it?"

A surge of annoyance rushed through Mo Lishou, just about to curse that he hadn’t seen it! But then he felt his leather pouch at his waist tremble, and looking down, he caught sight of a tail being pulled into it.

In that instant, Mo Lishou understood everything, cursing in his heart, "You foolish Flower Mink, if you want to eat mice, just tell me! What are you doing messing with the rabbit?!"

Mo Lishou had dealt with the Rabbit too many times and knew how cunning he was, not easy to deal with. Using tricks against him would surely get one schemed against, after all, the bastard didn’t play by the rules. You bring power, he calls in backup!

You call in backup! He brings power!

You bring both backup and power? He just shamelessly gives up!

Thus, Mo Lishou had long figured out how to deal with the Rabbit, immediately pulling out the Flower Mink and, without a word, pinning it to the ground for a fierce beatdown!

As Mo Lishou beat him, he cursed, "That’ll teach you to steal, teach you to snatch mice! You little bastard, never up to any good, stealing a single mouse? Have I stinted on your food or drink?!"

Nobody expected that Qin Shou’s casual inquiry would lead to such a bloody scene.

The Eastern Emperor Taiyi, who had been sitting on the red line while spitting out melon seeds skins, for the first time actively shifted his bottom backwards.

The Golden Toad, quite understanding of Mo Lishou’s plight, silently gave him a thumbs up.

Sure enough, seeing what happened, Qin Shou, who always preferred a softer approach, quickly ran over, pulled the Flower Mink behind him, and shouted, "Hey, hey, hey! Hey! Stop! Stop! Stop!"

Mo Lishou had been wanting to put on more of a show, but upon hearing the cries that sounded like a donkey’s bray, he immediately stopped, uncertain of what else the Rabbit might do.

Mo Lishou gave respects to Qin Shou, saying, "I, your humble servant, messed up. At a critical moment, I didn’t watch this brat, and he stole your mouse. Rest assured, however you want to be compensated, we will make it right!"

Qin Shou, although sensing Mo Lishou’s reluctance, was exactly as everyone had said—a character who responded to gentleness rather than force.

With such an apology made, what more could he say?

Thus, Qin Shou sighed and said, "Alright, enough messing around. It’s just one mouse..."

Hearing this, Mo Lishou inwardly breathed a sigh of relief.

The Eastern Emperor Taiyi chuckled on the side, secretly tugging at Jincha’s trouser leg, saying, "The Rabbit got tricked, taking a loss for no reason, heh heh... That Flower Mink has thick skin and flesh, a beating is like nothing to it."

The Golden Toad was about to agree when they heard Qin Shou say, "Later, just catch me a hundred mouse spirits and send them over, remember, I want female mouse spirits. The ugly ones won’t count, mind you!"

At this, Mo Lishou was completely dumbfounded!

What happened to it being just one mouse?

His Flower Mink ate one mouse, and now he had to compensate with a hundred mouse spirits? And they had to be female and attractive at that?!

Mo Lishou’s heart was in despair, but he forced a smile and said, "Alright... I, your humble servant, will send them to your residence shortly."

Qin Shou gave a salute and said, "Generous! No need to send them to my residence, just have them delivered to Fenghua City..."

Seeing this, the Eastern Emperor Taiyi clicked his tongue and said, "Damn... That’s how business should be done! Where’s the fair trade? If I’m stronger than you, I can just take what I want! Awesome... Doing business with this kind of person, you can’t lose!"

PS: I recommend my good brother Zhuo Muxian’s new book "Han Si Becomes an Official," a book that purely reflects that era.