Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 804 - 400 The Scavenging Army Rabbit_1

Chapter 804: Chapter 400 The Scavenging Army Rabbit_1

Eastern Emperor Taiyi glared at the Jade Emperor resentfully and said, "Look at how stingy you are!"

The Jade Emperor responded, "You’re the real penny-pincher! You’ve even worn the leather off my chairs..."

With a cough, Eastern Emperor Taiyi turned his head away and said, "Forget it, it’s just a tree. We’re generous, we... have a big heart! We... cough cough... have there been any sightings of Black Mirror’s people lately? I’m thinking of taking matters into my own hands!"

Upon hearing this, everyone felt a wave of embarrassment. This wasn’t taking matters into his own hands; he was clearly just looking for an excuse to vent his rage!

Demon Teacher Kun and Peng understood Eastern Emperor Taiyi very well, so he just played dead, silent as a stone.

Sure enough, after a while, Eastern Emperor Taiyi had put the matter behind him. He crossed his legs and sat down, about to say something, when suddenly he slapped his chair and exclaimed, "Right! That damn rabbit was in the backyard, but it didn’t go to the front yard, did it?"

Then they heard Guiche cry out miserably, "Your Majesty, I wanted to say something just now, but you didn’t give me a chance."

"You say..." Eastern Emperor Taiyi looked incredibly tense and ferocious.

Seeing Eastern Emperor Taiyi’s expression, Guiche felt as though if he dared say anything wrong, he’d be flattened!

Guiche’s eighteen eyes whirled around chaotically until at last, with a determined gaze, he said, "Overlord, the rabbit did visit the front yard, but I haven’t had the chance to check the situation there yet. I came right away to report after finding the tree dug up in the backyard."

Guiche had a simple idea: he was bound to get a beating for reporting the situation anyway, so he might as well claim ignorance. But surely, there was trouble.

As expected, Eastern Emperor Taiyi could no longer sit still. He zoomed up from his chair and stormed to the entrance of Lingxiao Hall, ranting, "Blast it, damn rabbit, today we really need to have a good chat!"

Watching Eastern Emperor Taiyi’s retreating figure, and then glancing at the sunflower seed shells scattered across the floor, everyone sighed deeply.

Taibai Star Monarch looked at Demon Teacher Kun and Peng with deep sympathy and said, "Brother, you’ve got it tough."

Demon Teacher Kun and Peng sighed and said, "Ah... I envy you."

After saying that, Demon Teacher Kun and Peng also left.

Taibai Star Monarch looked up at the Jade Emperor and asked, "Jade Emperor, aren’t we going to do something about that rabbit?"

The Jade Emperor laughed and said, "If he hadn’t come to take it, I would have sent it to him. Since he’s come to take it himself, let him have it."

Upon hearing this, Taibai Star Monarch was completely dumbfounded. Although he understood the Jade Emperor well, his understanding was limited to the part the Jade Emperor was willing to show. What the Jade Emperor didn’t want to show, Taibai Star Monarch really couldn’t grasp.

But since the Jade Emperor had said so, Taibai Star Monarch decided not to meddle any further, bowed respectfully, and took his leave.

At this very moment, Qin Shou carried a small sapling on his shoulder with a massive tree trailing behind him. Behind the big tree was an array of various plants, tree spirits, and such...

This grand procession came out of the Imperial Garden, turned a corner around the foot of Mount Shushan, and finally came to a stop not far from the foot of the mountain, outside Fierce Beast Park.

The procession was indeed massive, especially Cuihua, who could almost be described as towering into the heavens. The plants following him were no wallflowers either; each one could at least pull its own roots from the soil and walk after Cuihua, moving house.

And, of course, the primary concern was their number!

To put it this way, the Imperial Garden claimed an exceedingly vast space, known as a great world!

Cuihua is the director of the botanical garden of that great world, doubling as a nanny and a quasi-parent.

Once he decided to leave, almost every mobile thing in the entire Imperial Garden had crawled out, and those immobile had called in favors, found someone to yank them out, and were carried over.

Now that Cuihua and the others had left, the Imperial Garden was left with only a few wild grasses that lay trapped under stones, having failed to make a sound in time or slept through the moving van...

Such commotion naturally drew the attention of countless onlookers.

If it were an ordinary person, let alone leaving the Heavenly Court, even leaving the Imperial Garden would be impossible.

But when everyone saw that the rabbit was leading the team, they all turned their heads away, pretending not to see.

Upon reaching this point, Qin Shou waved his hand, and the army abruptly came to a neat stop.

Just then, a loud shout rang out, "Who dares disturb the peace of the Fierce Beast Park?!"

Then, a Land God emerged from a small hillock, but the old man was so frightened that he turned around and prepared to run.

After all, the Heavenly Court was a complete mess now, fighting with the Demon Clan one moment, with the demon army passing through, leaving a trail of death and howls. It had just settled down, and then came the Black Mirror...

So, seeing the formidable force opposite him, the Land God immediately mistook them for invaders.

Qin Shou hurriedly shouted, "Elder, don’t go! It’s me!"

The Land God heard the familiar voice, turned back and glanced, only to see a chubby, crafty-looking face nearly plastered onto his own!

"Oh my goodness!" The Land God nearly toppled backward, and then upon closer inspection, he cried out in surprise, "Rabbit!"

Qin Shou was speechless. Why did everyone call him rabbit upon seeing him? Couldn’t they use his real name?

Although his real name didn’t sound very nice, Qin Shou actually liked it quite a bit and didn’t mind it.

Thinking this to himself, Qin Shou, however, simply said, "It’s me."

Still shaken, the Land God glanced at the distant army in the woods and asked, "What’s all this about?"

Qin Shou chuckled, "Oh, it’s nothing. My place on the moon is too barren, nothing but osmanthus trees. Now that I’m residing there, it should be spruced up a bit, right? These friends here are willing to settle there, so I’m leading the way for them."

The God of Land, relieved upon hearing this, was still puzzled. Was the rabbit blatantly poaching from the Heavenly Court’s grounds, and nobody cared?

At that moment, Qin Shou pulled out a Token, saying, "This is from my master, and this one is from the God of Food. Take a look, are they authentic?"

The Land God took it and exclaimed in amazement, "They’re real! Are those two on good terms again?"

Qin Shou shook his head, "I don’t know, but when I passed by my master’s place, he gave me these two Tokens. He said that with these Tokens, everything that runs around on their land is mine to command."

The Land God was taken aback, "You mean, you are going to...?"

Qin Shou said, "The animals from the Fierce Beast Park and the Spirit Beast Park have been here for so long. They must be feeling lonely and suffering, right? Why not move them to my place?"

The Land God was aghast, "Move... Move them all? Are you planning to leave not a single hair for your master?"

Qin Shou laughed, "He’ll be moving to mine shortly, it’s easier for him to handle things once he does."

Now understanding Qin Shou’s intentions, the Land God nodded and said, "Alright, I’ll go gather those animals and spirit beasts for you now."

Qin Shou said, "And then you pack up your stuff too."

Startled, the Land God pointed to himself and asked, "Me, pack up my stuff?"