Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 795 - 391 This Rabbit is So Fierce_1

Chapter 795: Chapter 391 This Rabbit is So Fierce_1

"So... what next?!" The man with the black face was highly skeptical that this rabbit was an idiot, but still squinted his eyes and said, "Whether you’re really dumb or just pretending, you now have two options. First, you hand over all the treasures on you;

Or second, heh heh... we beat you to death and slowly search your body ourselves!"

Qin Shou stroked his chin, thoughtfully considered his options for a moment, then slapped his palm with excitement and said, "I’ve got it, I choose the third option!"

The black-faced man’s face was instantly covered with black lines...

The onlookers, rubbing their temples, found that communicating with this rabbit was really freaking exhausting!

"I’ve had enough! If you don’t make a move, I will!" the black-faced man shouted.

Hearing this, the people nearby stopped watching and came over to form circles around Qin Shou, smirking and saying, "Rabbit, we’ve given you fair warning. Since you refuse to mend your ways, there’s no helping it. On the Road to the Netherworld, take your time because we’ll keep your things safe for you! If there’s an afterlife, maybe you can still see one or two things returned to you."

The crowd laughed afterwards, obviously not even they believed their own words.

Qin Shou scratched his head and said, "Seriously, I’m choosing the third option."

"Go to hell! I only mentioned two options, where the hell is the third?!" The black-faced man started cussing outright, unable to endure this rabbit tormenting his intelligence anymore.

However, the rabbit didn’t get angry. Instead, it tilted its head, untied the bowtie around its neck, raised its big ears and gave them a shake, then grinned at everyone and said, "The third option is, you all don’t move, because now you are surrounded by me! Hand over your treasures, and you can have a slow walk on the Road to the Netherworld, while I keep your things safe for you. If there’s an afterlife, maybe you’ll see one or two of them in someone else’s hands!"

At this statement, everyone’s face turned black! Damn it, this rabbit actually threw their own words back at them. And what, one person surrounding a group of us? Are you freaking kidding me?

The black-faced man said, "Everyone can see, this rabbit is just an idiot. I think there’s no need for niceties, let’s just take action! Same old rules, first come, first served; those who are late get nothing!"

With that, the black-faced man reached out to grab Qin Shou!

Seeing this, the crowd was immediately tempted and moved forward, hands reaching out towards Qin Shou...

Qin Shou spread his hands and said, "Hey, I said don’t move, so why do you have to do it? Why can’t you just hand over your treasures nicely?"

After speaking, Qin Shou grinned widely, showing off his white teeth, bared them at everyone with a grin, and in the next moment, he stomped his foot and instantly turned into a three-meter-tall giant rabbit, brick in hand, turning around to wallop someone with it!

The black-faced man had just gotten close when, with a flash of gold before his eyes, bam!

The black-faced man knew nothing more...

The White Crane Boy was moving forward with the crowd, but then others moved a bit faster, leaving him behind. He tried several times to squeeze in, but was pushed back by the crowd, stomping his feet in anger and cursing, "You guys are so inconsiderate. Wait until my master comes, and see how he deals with you!"

Before he could finish his words, a hand grabbed his neck and clamped over his mouth, then he was dragged away against his will.

The White Crane Boy had no idea who was behind him, as he struggled desperately, trying to scream for help, and at the same time was utterly baffled, "Who would be so bold as to kidnap him here?"

Before he could finish his thoughts, he was stuffed into a cloud. As soon as the other person let go, the White Crane Boy suddenly rose up and yelled, "Who’s the son of a... Oh, Master..."

Thunk!

The Shanye Immortal struck him squarely on the head with his staff; a large bump formed instantly on White Crane Boy’s head. Rubbing his noggin and squatting on the ground, he whined in a tearful voice, "Master, what are you doing? You dragged me here all sneaky-like, I thought I ran into a bad guy."

Rolling his eyes, the Shanye Immortal retorted, "Bad guy my foot, who would dare to make trouble here?"

No sooner had he finished speaking than Master Liu cleared his throat pointedly.

Shanye Immortal quickly added, "Except for that Rabbit."

White Crane Boy was stunned, then asked, "The Rabbit? Master, what’s with the Rabbit?"

Shanye Immortal sighed and said, "Back when your lord went up to the Heavenly Court, he took your old man with him. If your old man were still alive, he’d surely tell you there are a few creatures in this world you ought not to mess with, that Rabbit being one of them. The Rabbit you encountered is not your garden-variety rabbit... well, let’s just say it’s not someone everyone can afford to offend."

The White Goose Boy was filled with question marks, "Not afford to offend? A Rabbit we can’t afford to offend?"

The Shanye Immortal was about to say more, but Immortal Master Liu interrupted, "Enough, no more talk. He won’t understand no matter how much you explain. Lucky for him he didn’t get involved. We arrived early, so let’s cut the chatter. Just watch for yourself."

After speaking, Immortal Master Liu swept aside the auspicious cloud, revealing the scene in the distance.

In that instant, White Goose Boy was flabbergasted!

There, between heaven and earth, a three-meter-tall giant Rabbit was barreling through the crowds, sending Daoist boys, rogue immortals, and footmen alike flying through the air!

Of course, these folks weren’t just taking it lying down. The issue was that no matter if it was magic treasures or powers, the Rabbit swallowed whatever was thrown at it whole, not even spitting out a single hair.

Those who engaged in close combat soon found the Rabbit muttering something under its breath. Then, regardless of whoever went hand-to-hand with it, within three rounds, their clothes and Xumi Bags would disappear, leaving them standing there butt-naked, buffeted by the breeze, with a look of utter confusion on their faces!

After dozens of people ended up like this, no one else dared to face the Rabbit head-on. Magic treasures were no longer brought out, powers were not thrown around carelessly, everyone was desperately invoking their escape magic.

But the Rabbit was incredibly fast, too. What initially was a brick in its hand soon transformed into a stick-shaped object, matching its reddish-gold color, it looked like a fiery red carrot in the Rabbit’s grasp, sweeping all directions.

None of the ten thousand people could escape; they were all overtaken by the Rabbit, each receiving a whack from the stick and falling to the ground, unable to get back up.

Then, like a scavenger rummaging through trash, the Rabbit would walk by, pick someone up, pat them down, and their clothes, magic treasures, and Xumi Bags would all be taken by it.

After taking their belongings, the people were of no further use to the Rabbit; it would fling them aside, and another unlucky soul, bare-bottomed, would be sent flying into the sky...

The Rabbit was quick to act; wherever it went, naked buttocks twirled in the sky like stars at night, illuminating the earth and the heavens.

For those particularly unfortunate ones who tried to struggle, just at the moment they were sent flying, the Rabbit would swing its brick and roar, "Home run!"

With a bang, those people turned into shooting stars, flying off to who knows where.