Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 794 - 390 Despicable Rabbit!_1

Chapter 794: Chapter 390 Despicable Rabbit!_1

The White Crane Boy immediately wrote a letter and threw it into the sky, where it flew off instantly. Muttering to himself, he said, "Master, you really must take action this time. This isn’t about looting or robbery; it’s just making a fortune by chance. Ah, it’s been so long since we’ve encountered such a fool...."

Far away, on top of a mountain peak, two Daoists were sitting and drinking wine, bragging to each other.

"Shanye, it’s been years since we last met. I never thought that upon revisiting this old place, our party of three would be missing one. Alas...." Immortal Master Liu, dressed in a Daoist robe, heaved a deep sigh.

Seated opposite Immortal Master Liu was an old man who stroked his beard and sighed, "Indeed... Back in the day, when Yunkong was still with us, we three were known as the trio of rogue immortals. Now, only you and I remain, alas...."

The two were none other than Immortal Master Liu and Shanye Immortal who had once accompanied Yunkong True Master. They had all flirted with Qin Shou the first time he entered the Heavenly Court, only to be tricked by Rabbit until they were almost vomiting blood.

Later, it was also at the Yunding Market that, with the cooperation of Shanye Immortal, a whole bunch of people were duped, and Qin Shou made a fortune.

However, later on, when the Demon Clan invaded the Heavenly Court, the hybrid Azure Bird who was supposed to guard the Heavenly Court revolted and joined the Demon Clan. The Azure Bird killed Yunkong True Master, who had strayed into their midst, as an offering of allegiance.

When Qing Shou later encountered the Azure Bird, and heard that Yunkong True Master had died at its hands, he flew into a rage and killed it, thereby avenging Yunkong True Master.

The two recalled the myriad past events with deep sighs of nostalgia and regret.

Just then, a letter landed in front of Shanye Immortal.

Shanye Immortal opened it and laughed, "It’s from that White Crane child again..."

Immortal Master Liu laughed, "After Yunkong passed away, you adopted his mount White Crane as your disciple. These years, he must have given you quite a bit of worry, hasn’t he?"

Shanye Immortal nodded and said, "Indeed, he’s just like Yunkong True Master with plenty of tricks up his sleeve, a restless heart, and a chaotic mind. However, he lacks Yunkong True Master’s willpower and is easily driven by profit... Eh... What?! My Cao!"

All of a sudden, Shanye Immortal leapt to his feet and whizzed away so fast he didn’t even leave a farewell word!

Immortal Master Liu was taken aback. He picked up the letter and looked at it, and was instantly dumbfounded as he exclaimed, "My Cao! A Rabbit? An untransformed Rabbit? A fat Rabbit? Trying to cut in line, courting death, and disobeying rules? Damn it! How many such lawless Rabbits could there be in the entire Heavenly Court? Trouble’s brewing!"

As he spoke, Immortal Master Liu soared into the sky, following Shanye Immortal.

In the distance, seeing a plump Rabbit swaggering towards the front of the line, many eyes lit up with excitement.

"Hehe, been in line for two days now, bored to death, finally something fun is happening."

"Guess where this Rabbit will cut in?"

"The further forward, the more dangerous it gets. Once discovered by a Heavenly God, it would mean being permanently barred from entering Yunding Market. No one would take that risk. I bet, it’ll cut in line halfway."

"If it dares to cut in front of me, I’ll kill it!"

"No need for you to get your hands dirty, there’ll be plenty of people willing to do it then."

...

Eyes gleaming coldly were all fixed on the Rabbit.

When the Rabbit reached the middle of the line, it turned its head to look back. Then it shook its head and mumbled something before continuing to move forward.

Two-thirds, three-quarters. Now...

The first hundred! At this point, everyone frowned; the guardian at the gate was the Mighty Spirit God, towering and with a sweeping gaze. No one within the first hundred had ever managed to escape his eyes!

This Rabbit, it seemed, wasn’t bold, but uninformed about the rules!

"Done for! This Rabbit’s either going to die or get its skin peeled off."

"I think, instead of doing favors for others, why not do ourselves a favor? At least we would spare his life..."

"I feel the same way."

"Shall we take action?"

"Hold on, let’s wait until he actually cuts in line!"

"Count me in!" White Crane Boy suddenly joined in and said.

A group of people nodded in agreement.

Just at that moment, Qin Shou also realized that everyone was looking at him. He looked at the Mighty Spirit God, thought about how the God was just doing his job, and, considering how well they knew each other, it really wasn’t very nice not to queue. It would be embarrassing!

With that thought, Qin Shou sighed, moved his feet, and directly slid in front of the second person in line, muttering to himself as he cut in line, "This counts as queuing, right?"

Of course, the Mighty Spirit God saw Qin Shou, and had even spotted him from afar as he approached.

What could he do? This big, fluffy, plump rabbit was too conspicuous; nowadays in Heavenly Court, who with a bit of fame didn’t know this troublemaker?

So when the Mighty Spirit God saw the rabbit, he understood that all the rules of the Yunding Market meant nothing to this creature; he was here to break them.

The Mighty Spirit God asked himself if he had the ability to restrain the rabbit and decided it was easier to simply glower and pretend he hadn’t seen anything.

However, the Mighty Spirit God might have ignored it, but others wouldn’t stand for it!

"That rabbit!" Suddenly, a man with a dark face jumped out and pointed at Qin Shou.

Qin Shou was startled, then looked around, but it seemed he was the only rabbit nearby.

The man with the dark face snorted and said, "What are you looking at? I’m talking about you! What’s with the looking around?"

Qin Shou pointed to himself with an innocent face and asked, "You... are you calling for ’rabbit’?"

The man with the dark face rolled his eyes and said, "No shit!"

Then everyone saw the rabbit raise his hands up, consequently pulling his two ears down from the sides of his head and tying them into a bow-tie around his neck. Then, raising his hands up level with his ears and tilting his head, he said, "Meow, you got the wrong person, I’m actually a kitty."

Seeing this scene, the crowd collectively fell silent, their foreheads lined with black streaks! This rabbit, for goodness’ sake, at least use the Technique of Transformation to turn into a cat; just tying a bow with your ears and meowing doesn’t make you a cat!

The point was, he did this right in front of everyone, did he think they were fools, or blind?

The man with the dark face grew even darker as he stepped forward, pointing at Qin Shou and said, "Whatever you are, get out here now!"

Qin Shou looked back at the man who was first in line and said, "Hey, he’s calling for you."

When the first-in-line Daoist boy heard this, his face instantly lined with black streaks: "Damn!"

The man with the dark face couldn’t take it anymore. This rabbit was blatantly taking him for an idiot, and to top it off, virtually slapping him in the face! Who could stand this?

So the man with the dark face rushed over to Qin Shou, grabbed him by the ear and yanked him out of the queue!

With an innocent look, Qin Shou raised his head and asked, "What are you doing?"

The man with the dark face hummed, "What am I doing? Hmph... Rabbit, don’t say I’m bullying you. According to the rules of the Yunding Market, you cut in line so I can deal with you however I want!"

Qin Shou scratched his head and said, "Ah... and then?"