Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 796 - 392 The Rabbit Who Follows the Rules and Queues Up_1

Chapter 796: Chapter 392 The Rabbit Who Follows the Rules and Queues Up_1

Instantly, everyone quieted down and dared not to move an inch.

It was as if, just a moment ago, thousands had united with a common cause, forming an impenetrable front to hunt the rabbit.

But now, here was a single rabbit wholeheartedly robbing a massive army of thousands!

Wherever it passed, men and horses were sent flying, screams filled the air, and buttocks lit up half the sky!

Of course, there are always exceptions. For female cultivators, the rabbit still showed some consideration—a brick to send them flying, leaving behind Xumi Bags, but sparing their clothes.

Seeing this, White Crane Boy subconsciously touched his own clothes and then his Xumi Bag, and he let out a long sigh of relief, "Thank goodness I ran early!"

Speaking of which, White Crane Boy said, "Those are all disciples, child servants, or family members of some exalted figures. By doing this, he’s bound to incur widespread anger! The patrons of these people are right over there on that distant peak, sipping tea. Isn’t this rabbit courting death?"

Master Liu patted White Crane Boy’s shoulder and said, "Look over there."

White Crane Boy looked to the other side, only to see a stretch of auspicious clouds floating in the sky, drifting with the wind... Now, this would normally be of no concern, but why did he feel that these clouds looked awfully similar to the ones he was on?

Right then, White Crane Boy’s brother approached and said, "I had a look earlier, and inside they’re all..."

Before he could finish, White Crane Boy saw a window lift up on a cloud, and through it, an old man sneakily watching from afar.

He recognized that old man—the Black-faced Immortal was his grandson, and this old man was a top-tier Heavenly Immortal, notoriously ill-tempered; outsiders referred to him as the Black-faced Immortal.

That someone with such a temper was squatting in a cloud, watching his grandson getting beaten stupidly, and from his expression, he seemed rather pleased. White Crane Boy felt like his brain wasn’t quite processing the scene properly.

Just then, the rabbit over there shouted, "Anybody else? Who else needs my help undressing? If you have an issue, just say the word—I’m at your service!"

White Crane Boy’s face immediately darkened as he said, "What a thick skin he has; it’s clearly a robbery, but in his mouth, it’s turned into helping others for joy."

Shanye Immortal let out a sigh and said, "That’s the rabbit for you, utterly shameless! Stay away from him in the future."

White Crane Boy chuckled and replied, "Where he is, I will most certainly not be!"

Qin Shou yelled for a while but, seeing no one coming, he sighed and, feeling quite disappointed, pointed at the ground strewn with everyone’s belongings and asked, "Hey, didn’t you say your masters, cave lords, mansion lords, sect masters and the like were nearby? With such a commotion going on, and you all screaming so miserably, why haven’t they come?"

The unlucky wretches sprawled on the ground, who had been beaten up badly, were perplexed as well. Although they hadn’t managed to demonstrate much of their strength, they had indeed screamed louder than ever before.

Their masters couldn’t possibly have not heard them.

At that moment, the Black-faced Immortal suddenly raised his head, staring intensely at a cloud, and yelled, "My grandfather is there! I see him, inside the cloud! Grandfather, come and avenge me! This damn rabbit is too much; you help me kill him!"

Then everyone saw that cloud zoom off at a speed of three hundred miles per second, vanishing from sight—the escape was incredibly swift!

Everyone collectively turned to look at the Black-faced Immortal, who was left completely dumbfounded...

"What did you just say?" A rabbit head rested on the Black-faced Immortal’s shoulder, asking with a beaming smile.

The Black-faced Immortal trembled and stammered, "I...I...I meant I don’t have anything of value, my grandfather has lots of treasures but... he ran away."

Qin Shou squinted his eyes at the Black-faced Man, his pearly teeth grinding with a creaking sound.

The Black-faced Man, perhaps touched by a stroke of intelligence from who knows where, pointed at a cloud in the distance and said, "Rabbit, look... My old man is hiding in those clouds. Their old man might be hiding in there too. You see that neat cluster of clouds over there? If you ask me, there’s definitely something fishy."

The next moment, everyone saw that cluster of clouds collectively turn tail and whooshed away without a trace!

At the same time, a voice rang out: "You little rascal, just you wait! You won’t get away with this!"

Seeing this, the Black-faced Man was once again bewildered. He swore he was just talking nonsense!

Qin Shou, watching the clouds flees like the wind, patted the Black-faced Man and said, "Heh, I’m not going to hit you anymore. I’ll save you some energy; looks like someone else will take good care of you today."

After Qin Shou left, the Black-faced Man stood between heaven and the earth, feeling that everything was vast and the wind was strong, gazing out with a desolate heart, unable to find his way home.

No matter what state the Black-faced Man would be beaten into today, Qin Shou happily approached the Mighty Spirit God and greeted, "Hey, Brother He!"

The Mighty Spirit God had intended to keep feigning ignorance, but since Qin Shou had greeted him, he cleared his throat and said with a very official air, "Rabbit, although we get along, you have to queue up to get in. That’s a rule of the Heavenly Court, and we can’t break it."

Hearing this, those unlucky fellows lying on the ground gave the Mighty Spirit God a big thumbs-up.

Someone exclaimed, "See that? This is impartiality! Absolute fairness!"

"Truly a Heavenly God!"

"So stylish!"

"Awesome!"

...

After the Mighty Spirit God finished speaking, his authoritative eyes swept over the bare butts on the ground, and then he bent down with a sycophantic smile, "Rabbit, there’s no one in front of you now, and in just a moment, you’d be making tens of thousands of Spirit Crystals. Don’t waste time here. Please, come inside... Here’s the ticket for entry. According to the rules, you should buy it yourself, but I’ll cover the cost!"

With that said, the Mighty Spirit God glared at the two heavenly soldiers who were now dumbfounded and said, "What are you gawking at? Make way for the Rabbit!"

The two soldiers immediately stepped aside and opened the gate.

The Mighty Spirit God coaxed and escorted Qin Shou into the Yunding Market, then came out looking pleased with himself, stood at the entrance, straightened his back, regained his dignified appearance, and shouted, "Listen up, everyone! There’s no queue-jumping at the Yunding Market. If you want to go in, buy your tickets and line up properly! People may have feelings, but the law is heartless; don’t try to cozy up to me!"

The crowd, upon hearing this, felt as though their values were being scrubbed against the ground vigorously by this damn big guy, who also managed to stomp on them and take a dump on top.

Finally, someone couldn’t bear it any longer and called out, "Mighty Spirit God! That rabbit didn’t queue up, what do you have to say about that?"

The Mighty Spirit God looked at him sidelong with a smile and said, "Hey, isn’t that the young master of the Chen family? Alright, you want an answer? I’ll give you one. Was there anyone queuing up when the Rabbit came to me?"

At those words, everyone fell silent!

Who was there to queue? They were all knocked down by the damn rabbit!

The ones who were knocked down first genuinely wanted to take action, but then a bunch of onlookers were grabbed by the rabbit to be dealt with as if they were the aggressors, and finally, those queuing up far away were also caught by the rabbit and processed together.