Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 345 - 342: Truly Dark [First Update]_1

Chapter 345: Chapter 342: Truly Dark [First Update]_1

Chang’e was startled and looked at the rabbit, "Did you do this too?"

Qin Shou’s forehead was covered with sweat, but luckily he was wearing a sweater and his head was covered too, so Chang’e couldn’t see anything amiss.

In his heart, Qin Shou cursed, "What the hell have I done! Why has this damn dog come to spoil the scene?"

Others might not recognize the damn dog, but Qin Shou did. That outline, that damn wretch’s appearance, even if it was just a shadow, Qin Shou could recognize it at a glance—it was none other than Dog Xiaotian!

"Let’s go, let’s go, the play’s over," Qin Shou felt somewhat annoyed. Just a moment ago, things were warming up between them, and he had been pondering whether or not to get close and sit on Chang’e’s lap, to enjoy the fleeting peace and beauty of this world.

Now... it’s all been ruined!

The two of them got on the carriage and headed straight for the moon.

After they had left, a group of heavenly soldiers and generals emerged from the Southern Gate, led by the Mighty Spirit God.

Even though he had entered the Southern Gate, this fellow was subtler than he appeared, blocking the entrance with a group of men to prevent any mischievous creatures from entering the Heavenly Court and causing trouble. In other words, he had shown Qin Shou considerable respect and had not let down his guard.

Watching the carriage disappear in the distance, the Mighty Spirit God lamented, "Having a girl is great... It’s just a pity, damn it, I can’t find a sister of the right size for me."

Hearing this, the heavenly soldiers and generals glanced at the area between Mighty Spirit God’s legs, seemingly lost in thought, and sweat poured down their heads like waterfalls...

Qin Shou took Chang’e back to the moon, only to see a dead dog cornered on the roof of a house by a group of Sea Clan people, who were armed and shouting at him.

"You damn dog! How dare you eat our deity statue?!"

"Exactly, spit it out right now!"

"Damn dog, if you’re brave enough, come down here! We promise we won’t curse you!"

"Yeah! We won’t curse you!"

...

Dog Xiaotian had a thick skin and showed no guilt for the trouble caused. Instead, he shouted back, "Pah! If I come down, you won’t curse but start fighting, right? No way, absolutely not!"

Qin Shou noticed a circle of array flags arranged around this mangy dog, no wonder the Sea Clan people didn’t dare climb up on the roof. As for dismantling the house?

Nobody wanted to do that...

On the moon, resources were scarce, and the buildings in Fenghua City were all meticulously relocated from Fenghua Tower. The architecture of Fenghua Tower was very particular, and if a single brick was damaged, Qin Shou would have nowhere to find a replacement. Therefore, everyone handled them with extra care, and nobody wanted to destroy the buildings...

And so, with Dog Xiaotian lying there, he truly felt fearless!

But Qin Shou understood that this dead dog’s strength undoubtedly overwhelmed those of the Sea Clan; his submission was partially because he didn’t want to hurt Qin Shou’s subordinates.

However...

The honeymoon was ruined; this shit, Qin Shou couldn’t tolerate!

So, Qin Shou charged straight into action!

All the people saw was a rabbit boldly charging toward the edge of the array flags. The flags lit up, and a beam of light formed a defensive barrier!

The barrier had just formed when I saw the rabbit open its mouth wide and bite into the barrier. With a crisp crackling sound, the barrier had a hole bitten into it. Next, the rabbit grabbed an array flag and stuffed it into its mouth, chewing it up swiftly as if it were eating carrots—gobbled it up in a few bites!

With one array flag missing, the Formation immediately broke, and Qin Shou charged over. He hopped onto Dog Xiaotian and pummeled him with fists and feet before dragging the dog away by its tail... He cursed while walking, "Damn dog, you ruin my good deeds, if you don’t explain yourself today, I’ll eat you!"

Dog Xiaotian didn’t really care... He had thick skin and flesh, and the rabbit hadn’t used its full strength. Although the beating sounded severe, it wasn’t painful.

Once dragged to a deserted corner by the rabbit, Dog Xiaotian let out a yawn and said, "Rabbit, I’m heartless? I have the biggest conscience! Do you still want to cultivate?"

Qin Shou was taken aback, "What do you mean?"

Dog Xiaotian chuckled slyly, "I was drinking with Lv Dongbin last night, guess what he found?"

Qin Shou didn’t understand.

Dog Xiaotian said, "The ’The First Strategy of Nine Strategies of the Empyrean Heaven’ that you got before, the Heaven Equalizing Strategy, is just a Foundation Establishment Cultivation Technique. To put it simply, it’s just the Essence Refining Technique that pulls Qi into the body! So do you have the Qi Refining Cultivation Technique? The God Transformation Technique? The Void Returning Technique? And what about the Immortal’s Cultivation Method?"

Qin Shou replied, "I have."

Dog Xiaotian heard this, swished his tail and said, "Never mind, I said nothing. I’m off!"

Qin Shou knew that although Dog Xiaotian was unreliable, he was quite concerned about his affairs and it was Dog Xiaotian who had helped find the news about ’The First Strategy of Nine Strategies of the Empyrean Heaven.’ Although this damn dog lacked integrity, the items he came up with were indeed treasures.

So Qin Shou quickly grabbed the dog’s tail and said, "Hold on, pal. We have such a deep friendship; you’ve spent so much effort to find good news, how can I not listen? If I don’t, it would be too unfair to you. Come, tell me, what did you hear?"

Dog Xiaotian glanced at Qin Shou, looked up at the sky with a deep expression, and said, "I feel like drinking."

By now Qin Shou was relatively wealthy, though he still had a flock of hungry Sea Clan and demons behind him, overall, he could afford to treat Dog Xiaotian to a meal. So, he said, "No problem, let’s go! Sixi Dog Meat Restaurant!

Dog Xiaotian raised an eyebrow and said, "No! Your master’s place is too damn overpriced; let’s go somewhere cheaper today."

Qin Shou was taken aback, and looked at Dog Xiaotian skeptically, thinking when had this damn dog ever been so conscientious? Usually, he only cared about the most expensive, scamming anyone he could!

Dog Xiaotian’s paw rested on Qin Shou’s shoulder and he assured, "Don’t worry, I mean it this time!"

Qin Shou remained unconvinced...

After bidding farewell to Chang’e, Qin Shou followed Dog Xiaotian to Tianyong City, and in the depths of a small alley, they found a small dilapidated shop that was very clean, clearly owned by a tidy person.

Dog Xiaotian, very much at home, pulled over a chair and sat down properly. He slapped another chair and said, "Don’t be shy. Sit down!"

Qin Shou didn’t sit but instead looked up at the price list on the wall. Realizing that this place indeed had a ’conscience price’— outrageously expensive!

A bowl of Huntun for one Red Spirit Crystal may seem little to an Immortal’s eyes, but in Tianyong City, where it’s mostly the immortal populace living there, one Red Spirit Crystal was already very expensive!

Moreover, this small shop only sold Huntun and nothing else! That means just sitting down would cost one Red Spirit Crystal!

No wonder no one came, presumably no one could afford it!

There was no sign of the shop owner, who seemed to be out.

However, there was a white cloth banner hung in the room, its purpose unclear. It looked like someone was burning incense in the inner room, from where blue smoke filtered out.