Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 344 - 341 Tiangou Eats the Moon? mmp!_1

Chapter 344: Chapter 341 Tiangou Eats the Moon? mmp!_1

Before the medicine’s efficacy could fully spread, the stomach cells in front and back suddenly reacted. Despite Qin Shou’s desperate cries, "Spare my throat!" they relentlessly crushed the influx of Yuan Qi like a pack of fierce tigers, obliterating it instantly.

Qin Shou felt the effects for a long while, only to tragically discover that his body had not experienced the slightest benefit from the medicine!

The medicine was completely useless!

"Yu’er! How is it? I told you, my ancestral recipe is absolutely effective! It’s been passed down in our family!" Jinghan called out from downstairs.

Qin Shou rolled his eyes at Jinghan and said, "Other families pass down peerless magic; your family, on the other hand, passes down a pharmacopoeia of all sorts of potency medicines. How deficient must your ancestors have been?"

Jinghan’s face turned red as he stammered, "Well, that..."

"That’s enough, no more talk. The medicine’s okay, but it’s useless for me," Qin Shou said.

Jinghan said, "Yu’er, don’t lose heart. We’ve been studying this for ages. Sooner or later, we’ll come up with a recipe that will really bolster your vigor."

Giving Jinghan a stern look, Qin Shou was about to speak when the latter hastily changed the subject, "Yu’er, half a ShiChen has passed, and the task assigned by the Star Monarch..."

Qin Shou looked at the medicinal mortar and pestle in his hands and shook his head, "I quit!"

Jinghan had no clue about Qin Shou’s status in the Heavenly Court, but as a member of a prominent family within the Sea Clan, he understood the supreme importance of orders from Heaven, which no one dared to take lightly. Just like the Dragon King who, for overstepping by a few raindrops, might find himself on the Dragon Slicing Stand come evening.

So, Jinghan quickly reminded Qin Shou, "Yu’er, this task is assigned by Heavenly Court... Are you really going to abandon it? Wouldn’t that be bad?"

Thinking it over, Qin Shou realized this might indeed be unwise, so he nodded and affirmed, "When I, Yu’er, give my word, I see it through. Since I promised Taibai Star Monarch, I must do it."

After speaking, Qin Shou took out his Xumi Bag, rummaged through it, and eventually threw a withered leaf into the medicinal mortar. After crushing it, he handed it to Jinghan, "When the old man arrives, give this to him as a report."

Jinghan, perplexed and almost tearful, said, "Yu’er, don’t play me... Is this really passable? This seems more like a death sentence?"

Qin Shou rolled his eyes and retorted, "I’ve never even played with my sister, let alone waste time playing with you. Just turn it in! Enough with the nonsense!"

"Yu’er, you’re practically embezzling all the herbs. You said you wouldn’t touch even a single leaf," Jinghan pointed out.

Qin Shou stood tall and righteously nodded, "Exactly, I didn’t touch a single leaf! Didn’t I leave that leaf untouched in the mortar?"

Jinghan’s eyes widened in disbelief, and he silently exclaimed, "Damn, is that even a thing?"

Qin Shou patted Jinghan’s calf, the tallest part he could reach, and said, "Alright, go do whatever you need to do..."

With a bitter smile, Jinghan could only take his leave.

Just then, a flurry of shouts erupted throughout Jinghua City!

Hurrying over, Qin Shou saw a gigantic Rabbit being hoisted upright by a gang of demons, tied up with ropes and howling all the while!

The Rabbit bore Qin Shou’s likeness, only this time, the statue was depicted pounding medicine...

"Yu’er, what’s this about?" Chang’e asked curiously.

Without a word, Qin Shou grinned, "You can’t see much from here. Come on, I’ll take you somewhere better to watch!"

Having said that, Qin Shou pulled Chang’e into the Pegasus Dragon Carriage and raced toward the Southern Gate.

"Yu’er! Yu’er! How come you have the time to visit?" Mighty Spirit God shouted excitedly upon seeing Qin Shou, waving his hand as vast as a door.

But considering the full picture, it was too beautiful to gaze upon directly.

Wielding his whip, Qin Shou shouted back, "Cut the crap and get inside! Today I’ll be taking your post!"

Mighty Spirit God was puzzled, pointing towards the Southern Gate, "Yu’er, what do you mean?"

Qin Shou jumped down, slapped Mighty Spirit God’s knee, and then with a gloomy face, beckoned, "Bend over! Stick out your behind!"

The obedient Mighty Spirit bent over. Qin Shou sprang up for another slap, finally hitting Mighty Spirit’s forehead as he ordered, "Don’t you get it? Right now, immediately, go inside the Heavenly Court. Don’t disturb me and my sister enjoying the view!"

While the Mighty Spirit was large in stature, he was not foolish. On the contrary, he was quite clever and perceptive.

After taking in Qin Shou’s expression and glancing at Chang’e, who was curiously peering from the carriage, he cracked a smile, understandingly nodding to Qin Shou, "Got it!"

Then, with a wave, Mighty Spirit led a squad of heavenly soldiers and generals straight into the Southern Gate... The movement was swift, disciplined, and executed without any sloppiness!

Seeing this, Qin Shou mused appreciatively, "The guy is actually quite adorable!"

Qin Shou didn’t bother calling Mighty Spirit back to explain. Instead, he signaled Chang’e to dismount and, together, they ascended atop the Southern Gate. There they sat, one person and one Rabbit, looking out at the distant Moon...

The Moon shone brilliantly in the night sky, its surface now featuring a huge shadow of a Rabbit pounding medicine, followed by the shadow of Chang’e and a towering osmanthus tree behind them...

A person and a Rabbit stood beneath the osmanthus tree, appearing in perfect harmony.

It was a mystery how the demons managed it, but they had projected these several shadows across the entire Moon, creating an illusion visible at first glance, resembling a moon-shaped projector.

"How beautiful..." Chang’e marveled, her hands propping up her chin as she gazed at the distant Moon.

The Moon, amidst the stars, stood out for its special charm, with a hazy glow that outshone all other celestial lights...

Just as the pair was enjoying the entrancing scene, a massive shadow appeared on the Moon! This new shadow was a Big Dog, which grew larger and larger until with one gaping mouthful, it swallowed the Rabbit, Chang’e, and the osmanthus tree. The Dog expanded continuously until the Moon was obscured, turning into a black disk in the sky!