Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 242 - 239 I’m Very Angry_1

Chapter 242: Chapter 239 I’m Very Angry_1

Shaking his head, Qin Shou took out the wolf meat and placed it in front of the woman, "I’m not good with refinement, so... do you want to give it a try yourself?"

The woman frowned, "You don’t know how to refine?"

Qin Shou said, "Ah..."

The woman burst out laughing, "What are you using the flames on your hand for then?"

Qin Shou said, "For cooking meat..."

The woman was taken aback, then looked at Qin Shou with a strange expression, "If he were alive, he would definitely beat you to death."

Pfft!

Qin Shou’s fingertips ignited a small flame, "Is this thing only good for cooking meat and providing light, or can it do something else?"

The woman said, "Don’t ask me, go buy some more books from the street stalls and study them."

Qin Shou was at a loss for words, realizing that the woman didn’t believe his lie and was now making fun of him in turn.

However, Qin Shou didn’t mind and replied, "Okay, then you refine it."

The woman glanced at the wolf demon’s meat, her eyelids twitching, as if pondering over the problem of refining it, or the problem of killing the rabbit and refining it together...

Eventually, the woman said, "Burn this flesh and blood with your flame, let the flame drill into the insides of the meat, search for the viciousness and the resentment of the soul that merged into his bloodline because of its unwillingness to die, and burn them away with fire."

Qin Shou asked, "Are you giving me instructions?"

"Rabbit, you talk too much," the woman said coldly.

Qin Shou immediately shut up, knowing one thing very well!

That is, if you’ve taken advantage of something, just quietly enjoy it. If you show off, you’ll likely get smacked.

Therefore, Qin Shou did as the woman had said, wrapped the large chunk of wolf demon meat with flames, then closed his eyes and directed the flames to drill into the meat, and unexpectedly, the fire obeyed him like an extension of his limbs, turning into thin strands of flame that burrowed into the cracks between the cells of the meat!

Then, a map appeared in Qin Shou’s mind, hot flames, red blood, and bursts of violent viciousness and resentment within the blood...

Qin Shou moved his thoughts, and the flames immediately pounced to incinerate them.

The viciousness and resentment that seemed fierce had no power to resist the flames and were instantly ignited, turning into nothingness...

And when the fire encountered the viciousness and resentment, it became even more ferocious, like oil added to the fire...

Qin Shou found it amusing and wasn’t in a hurry to cook anymore. He controlled the flames in their conquest everywhere, with a thrilling sensation akin to a great general sweeping through the lands...

Meanwhile, the woman watched Qin Shou silently, her lips slightly curling up in a smile, although it seemed as if she hadn’t done anything at all.

Ten minutes later, Qin Shou had eradicated all of the vicious and dark energies, and he also discovered that as the flames passed, the impurities and non-essential cells within the meat were burned away. The places the flames had scorched were left with the most perfect flesh cells, along with pure blood and Yuan Qi!

Qin Shou slowly opened his eyes, and as if the flames were soldiers hearing the command to retreat, they howled as they withdrew back into Qin Shou’s body, and to his surprise, he found that the flames had brought back a vast amount of Yuan Qi!

Which means, the previous incursion into the wolf demon’s body was not just about burning; it was also about robbing!

After a roundtrip, the stolen Yuan Qi was duly handed over to Qin Shou!

Qin Shou exclaimed in his mind, "Holy crap! I can play with the flames like this! Today’s my lucky day!"

At the same time, Qin Shou was even more astonished to find that the bed of wolf demon’s flesh, which had been as large as a cow, was now only the size of a small pig! The flesh was a golden yellow but slightly transparent, looking like an art piece rather than food.

If not for the scent being exactly like that of the wolf demon’s, Qin Shou might have suspected that the woman had snuck a bite while he was refining it...

Qin Shou looked at the woman, but alas, she had no intention of explaining anything.

Qin Shou could only ponder it himself, but soon he recalled Zhou Buhuo’s words, "A Violent Dragon spans thousands of miles, but after the Kitchen God refines it, it’s only about three hundred meters long..." It seems that these seemingly enormous demons, once the impurities are removed, don’t have much good meat on them after all.

Whether it’s the same principle or not, Qin Shou believed it was so.

Now that the refinement was complete, Qin Shou didn’t wait any longer...

He reached for the wolf meat and tore it apart!

The supposedly tough wolf meat split into two halves at once! Meanwhile, golden fat dripped down, and Qin Shou, slightly pained by the sight, quickly collected it.

Then, Qin Shou separated a pot, added mild seasonings, salt, MSG, and half of the wolf meat to continue simmering on a low flame...

The other half was chopped into large pieces and set aside.

On one side, the pot burst into stir-frying, adding seasonings like dried orange peel, cooking the ingredients, and then adding the wolf meat for a stew...

About half an hour later, the aroma of the wolf meat wafted out...

Qin Shou swallowed unconsciously...

Gulp...

Qin Shou looked down and patted his stomach, mumbling, "No way, am I hungry so soon? Er... It doesn’t seem like it’s me..."

While speaking, Qin Shou looked up at the woman.

As a result, the woman slightly turned her head away, not looking at the rabbit but at the clouds in the sky, coldly saying, "Keep looking at me, and I’ll stew you instead!"

Qin Shou grinned and said, "Sis, you’re great in every aspect, it’s just that your mouth is too fierce. Not to criticize you, but being so fierce makes it harder to find a partner."

The woman swung her hand, and a rabbit traced a perfect parabola, then fell into an empty pot beside her!

Kerplunk...

The rabbit popped a bubble in the soup pot and then stuck out its head, looking aggrieved, "Sis, the soup’s a bit bland."

The woman was speechless, probably having never encountered such a cheeky, fearless rabbit before!

At this moment, he was actually not concerned about his own wellbeing, but about the soup’s saltiness...

"Cook!" the woman said coldly.

Qin Shou chuckled, climbed out of the pot, shook his body, and splashed the broth everywhere...

Then, Qin Shou took the slowly simmered wolf meat out of the pot, tore it into strips with his bare hands along the grain of the meat, dipped it in some wolf fat sauce, and took a bite...

"Wow!" Qin Shou couldn’t help but exclaim, "Delicious!"

Although Qin Shou had eaten his fair share of spirit beasts at the Kitchen God’s, those spirit beasts, after all, were just exotic beasts that had absorbed the Yuan Qi of heaven and earth. How could they compare to a wolf demon of Earthly Immortal level?

The wolf meat was robust, lean yet fatty in one bite, filling the mouth with oil!

The wolf fat sauce was also a marvel, made by Qin Shou based on sauce from his previous life, which was specifically meant to accompany hand-torn dog meat!

With many spices from the Kitchen God added to today’s wolf fat sauce, the taste was even more extraordinary!

Qin Shou felt like the taste buds in his mouth were exploding, howling for food!

...

However, the next moment, a jade hand reached over, and a plate of wolf meat and wolf fat sauce just drifted away from Qin Shou...

Qin Shou watched with eager eyes as the woman placed a plate of wolf meat in front of herself, tasted a strip coated in sauce, and then started to eat faster and faster... tears nearly streaming down his face!

"Forget it, forget it. A man like me won’t stoop to argue with a young woman!" Qin Shou muttered to himself, and then felt a gust of wind blow past...

Qin Shou couldn’t help but shiver, saying, "Moreover, such a beautiful, stunning, supremely cute young lady..."

The wind blew past, carrying away...

Qin Shou shivered again, hurriedly opened the stew pot, and poured out the wolf meat inside...

The scent of wolf meat mixed with dried orange peel immediately enticed Qin Shou’s saliva to flow...

But before Qin Shou could even taste it, the pot of wolf meat was carried away, and then he saw the woman hugging the pot and eating from it...

Qin Shou sat pitifully on the side, watching the woman eat the wolf meat, finally mimicking the frequency of her chewing with his dry mouth...

After a while, the woman probably couldn’t stand the rabbit’s naturally charming, radiant, big eyes, and said, "Take a piece and eat it somewhere else! Don’t bother me!"

Qin Shou quickly nodded and said, "No problem!"

Then, with a flick of her chopsticks, the woman sent a large chunk flying over!

Qin Shou leaped up and caught it, his hand feeling something smooth, but no matter, as long as it was delicious!

However, upon closer inspection, Qin Shou’s face turned dark!

In his hand was an extremely smooth bone!

A bone would have been fine, but after a long examination, Qin Shou couldn’t even find a single strand of meat on it!

That was too much! Way over the line!

Qin Shou was fired up!

The woman slightly lifted her head and glanced at the rabbit!

Qin Shou’s angry expression instantly melted into a smile, and he said, "Bones are great, they’re full of marrow, delicious..."

Then as Qin Shou cracked open the bone, ready to suck out the marrow, a pair of chopsticks reached over, scooped out the marrow, and took it all away...

Qin Shou’s eyes widened, saliva drooling, he watched with reluctance as the marrow, about to enter his mouth, just floated away before being consumed by a cherry-lipped smile...

"I... quit!

I quit! Even if you kill me, I won’t do it anymore!

I just won’t do it anymore!"

Qin Shou finally exploded, threw the bone in his hand down, wailed loudly, stamped his feet, turned around, and proudly presented the woman with his plump rear, storming off in a huff...

"Slurp..." A sound of soup being sipped came through.

Qin Shou, in frustration, realized he had walked in circles and come back to the same spot!

Just in time to see the woman finishing the last sip of soup! Then with eyes as sharp as blades, she glanced at Qin Shou, her thin lips parting slightly, and let out a burp...

The woman said, "Tastes good."

Qin Shou huffed in annoyance and then fell silent.

The woman asked calmly, "Unhappy?"

Qin Shou said, "If it were you, would you be happy? After all the trouble of making so much food, to only touch a bone..."

"You ate a strip of meat," the woman said indifferently.

Qin Shou said, "That’s what I deserved!"

"The wolf was caught by me," the woman stated calmly as water.

Qin Shou was taken aback. By that logic, the woman indeed had more right to decide, but "But I cooked the dish!"

"I processed the meat," the woman said calmly.

"But I refined it!" the rabbit roared again.

"I taught you the refining technique," the woman argued calmly, unflusteredly.

"I, the rabbit, am naturally clever; I figured it out myself! Besides, I was the first to learn the flame!" Qin Shou clenched his fists, stamped his foot, and shouted.

With a slap of her hand, the woman concluded as if striking a gong, "That settles it, we both have a point, so we’ll split the wolf meat evenly. You ate the meat, I ate it too. We split the bones as well... Fair, isn’t it?"