Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 126 Rabbit = Ferocious Beast_1

Chapter 126: Chapter 126 Rabbit = Ferocious Beast_1

Smack!

A brick slapped across Big Brother Jiang’s face, with blood gushing from his nose...

Third Brother Jiang, furious, snapped his fan shut and said, "Rabbit, you were the first to make a move, don’t blame us brothers for being impolite now!"

Bang!

A huge stone was rolled up and hurled at Third Brother Jiang, who was prepared, leapt out with agility, avoiding the hit, and laughed heartily, "Rabbit, the same trick won’t work on me!"

But just as his voice faded, he felt someone tugging on his pant leg. Looking down, Third Brother Jiang saw the rabbit clutching his leg with a grin and saying, "Then let’s change the game."

In the midst of speaking, the rabbit hurled Third Brother Jiang against the large stone with a thud, the ground shaking with the impact...

The pain made Third Brother Jiang cry out...

Second Brother Jiang roared with rage, his body bulking up as he leapt out of the dirt, shouting, "Rabbit, take this punch of mine!"

Instead, he saw Third Brother Jiang being swung over, frightening Second Brother Jiang into quickly retracting his fist, only for Third Brother Jiang to crash headfirst into him, their heads colliding with sparks flying!

Big Brother Jiang slapped the back of his head, and out flew a Meteor Hammer from his mouth, small as a fingernail but swelling rapidly in the wind!

Just then, a gaping maw pounced forward, swallowing the hammer before it even had a chance to enlarge!

Big Brother Jiang burst into laughter upon seeing this, "Ha ha... you’re seeking death, rabbit! My Meteor Hammer is forged from the fiery cores of black iron over forty-nine days... *gasp*, let me catch my breath... It is exceedingly tough, capable of breaking through anything! If you swallow it, prepare to burst! Treasure, come to life!"

Big Brother Jiang connected with his Meteor Hammer, but to no avail—there was no response!

The rabbit just squinted at him, not moving an inch.

"Treasure, come to life!" Big Brother Jiang tried to activate his magic treasure once again, but still, there was no motion.

Meanwhile, the rabbit’s mouth moved, and there was a crack like the snapping of a melon seed—the sound of something being bitten into.

Big Brother Jiang felt the Meteor Hammer, to which his spirit was bound, endure a cataclysmic blow. As their spirits were linked, it was as if a punch struck his heart as well; he let out a stuffy groan and vomited blood with fountain-like effect!

"What’s going on?" Big Brother Jiang exclaimed in disbelief.

The rabbit remained silent, its mouth continuing to move, producing a crunchy sound as if gnawing on brittle bones...

With each crunch, Big Brother Jiang’s body shook violently, his heart aching sharply, spurting blood wave after wave.

Seeing this, the rabbit became intrigued and stopped chewing randomly, instead biting rhythmically—"Two tigers, two tigers, running fast, running fast..."

And in tune with the rhythm, Big Brother Jiang sprayed blood incessantly.

"Big brother!" Second Brother Jiang and Third Brother Jiang snapped back to reality and, seeing the dire situation, cried out in horror, attacking the rabbit simultaneously.

Second Brother Jiang drew a harpoon and bellowed, "Rabbit, take this spear of mine!"

Qin Shou, seeing new goods delivered, swiftly swallowed the Meteor Hammer in his mouth and, watching the harpoon stab towards him, outstretched his hands to grab it!

Clang!

The harpoon struck Qin Shou’s paws as if hitting steel, utterly unable to pierce through the rabbit’s fur!

Second Brother Jiang knew this was bad news and tried to retract the harpoon, but the rabbit, with a forceful grip, made it stick to his paws like it was welded on. Second Brother Jiang couldn’t wrench it back despite two attempts!

Then he saw the rabbit flash a smile and say, "Eat your spear? As you wish!"

Following that, Second Brother Jiang watched as the rabbit opened its wide mouth and began crunching down...

And this time, the melody was, "You are my little apple; I could never love you too much..."

What’s more, it seemed to be a sped-up version...

Pfft, pfft, pfft...

Second Brother Jiang actually spurted blood to a new height.

Seeing this, Third Brother Jiang knew he couldn’t use his magic treasure anymore, so with a wave of his folding fan, a sheet of flames instantly engulfed the rabbit!

"Bunny!" Li Zhenying exclaimed.

Third Brother Jiang laughed heartily and said, "You’re immune to blades and spears, but I don’t believe you’re also impervious to fire!"

However, the laughter lasted no longer than three seconds before a rabbit engulfed in flames suddenly charged forward, tackled Third Brother Jiang to the ground, and shouted, "I am indeed immune to fire! Burn me? Today, I am going to burn a little bird!"

Then came the sound of cloth tearing, accompanied by Third Brother Jiang’s wails of agony; everyone subconsciously covered their faces as the sight was too beautiful to behold! So, they all took out their Shadow Printing Stones to watch it later at home.

Nevertheless, what was most enticing was the faint smell of burning hair...

"Inhale..."

"That smell... It’s really like roasted bird."

"This rabbit is too fierce."

"So tough, I haven’t seen a scholar fight like this in many years."

The crowd was abuzz with conversation, and seeing how formidable the rabbit was, some disciples from Wenchang Palace didn’t dare to approach, preferring to watch the spectacle from within the crowd.

A new disciple of Wenchang Palace witnessed the scene and said, "How is that a rabbit? It’s clearly a ferocious beast! How come my three fellow students are so weak? Don’t they know any powerful magic?"

Immortal A chuckled and replied, "What powerful magic could they possibly know? This place is full of scholars."

The new disciple, confused, asked, "Scholars can’t cultivate?"

Immortal A shook his head and said, "It’s different; scholars cultivate a chest full of Righteous Qi. When transformed into a sword, it can cut through the galaxy, not weaker than any cultivator. But, it is too difficult for scholars to cultivate. Even here, the transformation of scholarly Qi into Righteous Qi isn’t so easy.

Just condensing Qi is this challenging, let alone realizing all those magical abilities on one’s own through books. The difficulty is tremendous... Without enough comprehension, one could spend a lifetime being a poor scholar with no strength to truss a chicken.

The Jiang Brothers could dominate Shushan City because their family passed down magic and their strength allowed them to do whatever they wished.

They don’t dare to provoke the disciples of the inner courtyard because the family heritage of those disciples is no weaker than Shushan’s, with formidable strength which they can’t afford to provoke."

Upon hearing this, the new disciple finally understood...

Just then, a new melody suddenly started playing over there—only this time, it was even faster...

The rabbit was seen sitting on top of Third Brother Jiang, voraciously gnawing on the folding fan to the rhythm of the tune, which, despite not knowing what it was, everyone instinctively felt was quite groovy. If a post-80s from Earth was here, they would have understood and even been able to sing along a couple of lines: "Hurry and use the nunchuks, hu-ha..."

Third Brother Jiang didn’t last past two lines of the song before he sprayed blood and fainted...

In Heaven, Wenqu Star Monarch saw this and immediately became anxious, jumping to his feet and exclaiming, "This rabbit is too ruthless... This is outrageous!"

Wenqu Star Monarch hastily grabbed him and said, "Stop, stop, stop... calm down, let the disciples settle their own issues. Remember our agreement, think about your face..."

After hearing this, Wenchang Star Monarch became so angry that his face turned bright red, having his own words thrown back at him was really infuriating...

At that moment, Wenqu Star Monarch suddenly realized something and asked, "What did you just say?"