Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 127: The Ultimate Macho Crash Course_1

Chapter 127: Chapter 127: The Ultimate Macho Crash Course_1

"Don’t get excited," Wenqu Star Monarch said.

"What about the one in front?" Wenchang Star Monarch asked.

Wenqu Star Monarch said, "Quiet down, don’t get excited, stop."

"That’s not how you say it, is it?" Wenchang Star Monarch glared at Wenqu with an angry face.

Wenqu, with a thick-skinned face, said, "The way it’s expressed might be different, but the overall meaning is the same. The point is, you understood, right?"

After hearing this, Wenchang Star Monarch reached for his sword at his waist and said, "Next, you will understand my body language too."

The next moment, a chase began in the sky...

Seeing this, everyone exchanged glances, their looks at the Rabbit growing more monster-like by the moment, as they all stepped back to maintain a safe distance.

That gaze, Qin Shou felt a sense of déjà vu. He remembered years ago, when he would walk in the park in the evening and suddenly see someone walking a Tibetan Mastiff without a leash, and everyone around had that exact look...

Thinking of this, Qin Shou unconsciously spat three times and muttered, "Damn it, my thoughts went astray, disgusted myself."

"Bunny, you’re so amazing," Li Zhenying stepped forward at that moment, praising in a soft and gentle tone.

Qin Shou grinned and laughed, "Not bad... not bad..."

As he spoke, Qin Shou looked at the shy, timid girl, his eyes suddenly lit up, he sat up straight and in an old-fashioned tone, said, "Girl, it’s no good being so weak."

Li Zhenying pouted and nodded, saying, "My dad says the same, so he asked me to learn from Wenqu Star Monarch, saying that if I have Righteous Qi in my heart, I’ll fear neither Heaven nor earth. But, I’m slow to learn... I can’t seem to get it..."

Upon hearing this, Qin Shou rolled his eyes and said, "That’s bulls**t, a deviant theory!"

As soon as these words came out, the crowd that was enjoying the scene hurriedly retreated a hundred meters away—not avoiding a Tibetan Mastiff this time, but a terrorist. They looked at the Rabbit as if they were looking at a deadbeat seeking his own demise.

"Hahaha... this is the disciple you taught, hahaha... such a fine specimen, hahaha..." Wenchang Star Monarch, who was in the midst of chasing Wenqu Star Monarch, burst into laughter when he heard Bunny’s words, pointing at Wenqu Star Monarch and laughing heartily.

Wenqu Star Monarch’s face darkened; he knew this damn rabbit was unreliable! But now they were on the same side, united by a common enemy, and of course, he couldn’t let Wenchang Star Monarch have the last laugh. So, he said, "Indeed, a fine specimen, one fighting your three disciples while still having time to chat, tsk tsk... truly fine."

Wenchang Star Monarch’s face turned dark as well, and he said, "And you’re not angry at what the rabbit said about you?"

Wenqu laughed bitterly inside, thinking, Angry? As if getting angry would have made any difference; this rabbit would have died countless times over by now... What good does getting angry do? Can he kill the Rabbit or what? Can’t hurt him, medicines don’t work, solitary confinement? With those teeth, what could possibly contain him? Copying books? Please, he still wanted to leave a few intact books in Shushan... there’s just no dealing with this Rabbit.

Still, faced with Wenchang Star Monarch, he couldn’t admit defeat. So, with a faint smile and a proud tone, he said, "That’s the difference between you and me. I teach my students according to their abilities, maintaining their nature at all times and guiding their development. Unlike you, who produces students full of empty platitudes, walking with a lisp, no matter if they’re True Dragons or Phoenixes, they come out of your nest looking like ducks!"

"Pah! If you can’t teach, just say so. Where do all these crooked arguments come from?" Wenchang Star Monarch snorted, "Actions speak louder than words. Wenchang Palace is flourishing, while your Wenqu Palace is dwindling, that’s the difference. All your words are useless!"

Wenqu chuckled and said, "Fortunes rise and fall; don’t get too cocky. Maybe, just maybe, one day you’ll lose all your students."

"Impossible!" Wenchang Star Monarch simply didn’t believe it.

Yet, Wenqu Star Monarch subconsciously glanced at the Rabbit, his eyes brimming with mischief... At the same time, he realized that this Rabbit actually wasn’t so annoying either, quite cute indeed.

No sooner had this thought arisen than he heard Qin Shou shouting, "Learning Righteous Qi from Wenqu Star Monarch is a fool’s errand. You might as well learn how to mix laxatives."

Wenqu Star Monarch’s face instantly darkened, and in his heart, the little bit of fondness he had managed to cultivate for the Rabbit once again plummeted onto the blacklist...

"Teacher, he’s actually pretty nice," Li Zhenying said timidly.

"Sister, let’s not talk about him. Let me ask you, do you want to become strong? As strong as me? As fearless as me?" Qin Shou, like a street vendor at the morning market hawking dog-skin plasters, bombarded the innocent girl with one sentence after another, luring her in.

Upon hearing this, Li Zhenying clenched her fists and gritted her teeth, "Yes, I... I really do want that."

"There you have it! With a role model right here, why would you need to learn from Wenqu Star? Today, how about I give you a quick course on becoming a tough guy like me?" Qin Shou said.

Li Zhenying’s eyes lit up, and she nodded vigorously, saying, "I want to learn, I don’t want to be a burden to my brothers, I want to become really strong, really strong..."

Qin Shou snapped his fingers and said, "Simple! You just do whatever I say, and I guarantee that within a day, you’ll be a real tough guy. How about it?"

Li Zhenying had completely fallen into the Rabbit’s trap, naively unaware that she wasn’t boarding a bus to kindergarten but was getting into a human trafficker’s vehicle.

Qin Shou laughed, a laugh filled with sheer delight, then said, "Here’s what you’ll do: hit them! Start with this big guy!"

"Ah? Hit someone... Isn’t that bad..." Li Zhenying was somewhat scared.

Big Brother Jiang’s eyes widened upon hearing he was going to be hit; his face turned ferocious as if to say, who dares hit me?

Then they saw a Rabbit approaching, saying, "You look pretty fierce."

Seeing this ferocious Rabbit, Big Brother Jiang’s fierce demeanor vanished in an instant, and with a sobbing tone, he said, "Big Brother, I was wrong, please let us go."

"Hold it in, cry out and I’ll turn you into a Meteor Hammer." Qin Shou raised an eyebrow.

Big Brother Jiang immediately shut up, not daring to cry anymore...

Qin Shou said, "That’s being good, isn’t it? Sit tight, don’t move. It’s class time now, sit still and be a sparring partner, and you can ensure you leave with all your parts intact. Otherwise, hmm... I can’t guarantee you won’t be missing a few parts."

What could Big Brother Jiang say? Faced with this fierce, brutal Rabbit, he could only sit like a good baby, waiting for his turn to be favored...

Qin Shou, looking at Big Brother Jiang’s appearance, like a young lady about to be dishonored yet powerless to resist, suddenly felt disgusted and subconsciously reached for a large Stone beside him, wanting to throw it... but ultimately, he held back.

Qin Shou said to Li Zhenying, "Alright, the sparring partner is in place. Go on, hit him."

Li Zhenying said, "Do I really have to hit him?"