Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 121 The Waves of the Yangtze River Keep Rolling Onwards_1

Chapter 121: Chapter 121 The Waves of the Yangtze River Keep Rolling Onwards_1

The fortune-teller was afraid of running into disciples from Wenchang Palace, while Qin Shou was terrified of encountering the Wenqu Star Monarch, so both of their hearts were on edge.

The fortune-teller shouted, "Rabbit, I’ll give you no more than two thousand Spirit Crystals, deal or no deal? If not, then we’re done!"

Qin Shou was also anxious and slammed the table, which frightened the fortune-teller, thinking he was going to blow up at the rabbit, but then he heard the rabbit say, "Let me see them!"

The fortune-teller, subconsciously, took out two thousand Spirit Crystals and tossed them on the table, but quickly realized something was off. Why was the rabbit so eager as well?

All the rabbit said was, "Seeing your sincerity, I won’t make it hard for you. Hand over the Spirit Crystals!"

As an old swindler from the streets, the fortune-teller immediately spotted the flaw and sneered, "There’s something wrong with you... What if I don’t give them to you?"

Almost at the same time, a loud shout came, "Qin Shou! Where do you think you’re going!"

Upon hearing this, the fortune-teller internally screamed, "Wenqu Star Monarch?! Damn it, I’ve only scammed people from Wenchang Palace, so why is the Wenqu Star Monarch here? And, I’m just a swindler who scams for some money, so why am I being called a brute? The Wenqu Star is not at all refined! Just a big oaf!"

So without a moment’s hesitation, the fortune-teller didn’t bother arguing with the rabbit and bolted!

But he felt a sudden tightness around his trouser leg, only to see a rabbit clinging to his leg with surprising strength, and he couldn’t break free for a while!

He watched as the clouds in the distant sky drew closer and closer...

The fortune-teller angrily said, "Damn rabbit, what are you doing?"

Qin Shou hummed, "Without paying the Spirit Crystals, you’re not going anywhere! The Wenqu Star Monarch abhors evil, and with the likes of you, you’re likely to be caught and have your dick chopped off and soaked in alcohol!"

The fortune-teller subconsciously felt a chill in his groin...

Then the voice of the Wenqu Star came, "Qin Shou, aren’t you going to accept your punishment?"

The fortune-teller internally lamented, "How did I become a brute? This Star Monarch, how could his insults be one after another? What happened to being a scholarly, civilized person? Damn it, just as expected, those less read are swindled by the literate, none of these characters are civilized! One’s leg-hugging blackmail, and another’s cursing from afar, not a single decent being among them!"

With bitterness in his heart and a rush of urgency, the fortune-teller threw the Spirit Crystals on the ground and said, "Damn rabbit, take it and let go!"

Qin Shou knew time was short, yet still demanded, "Ten thousand, without ten thousand, forget about leaving!"

"You..." The fortune-teller glared furiously at the rabbit, who also glared back at him.

The fortune-teller really wanted to slap the rabbit dead, but he knew killing someone in the presence of a Star Monarch in the Heavenly Court would mean confronting the wrath of Heaven, so he dared not.

Out of options, he threw another bag of Spirit Crystals and said, "Damn rabbit, hurry and let go!"

However, before he could finish yelling, the grip on his trouser leg loosened as the rabbit had already let go early to grab the money bag. He, overexerting himself in the process, toppled over to the ground...

Then, without minding the disgrace, he ran for his life!

However, to his surprise, the furiously approaching Wenqu Star Monarch didn’t chase after him but yelled from a distance behind him, "You little bastard rabbit, you were supposed to be on punishment outside, how dare you run around? Come back with me, you’re going to stand in punishment for three days!"

"Little bastard rabbit? Punishment standing?" The fortune-teller, a quintessential swindler, immediately sensed something amiss and turned to look. He saw the Wenqu Star Monarch grabbing the rabbit by the ears, lifting it up, and sternly reprimanding, "Qin Shou, do you realize your mistake? Forget it, after we go back, you’ll get eighty spankings. Are you okay with that?"

"Huh? Brute... Damn, the brute he was yelling at was that rabbit!" The old swindler suddenly realized he had been duped!

Yet what infuriated him more was that the Wenqu Star Monarch walked away, holding the rabbit, while that damn rabbit he had been holding was always bragging about his incredibly powerful magic branch that was supposed to beckon an army with a single command, the rabbit carelessly threw it away!

The old swindler went over, picked it up, gently snapped it, and...snap.

It broke into two!

Instantly, the swindler understood everything. He had been capsized in the gutter, outmaneuvered in his own game!

"Damn rabbit! My ten thousand Spirit Crystals!" the old swindler wailed on the ground, his heart bleeding...

Just then, an angry shout came: "Taixu True Master, it’s really you! Even scamming all the way to Shushan, I won’t let you off until I’ve stripped you naked and hung you at the Southern Gate!"

The old swindler, on hearing this, suddenly stood up, exclaiming: "That voice isn’t from Wenchang, crap! It’s that baldie from the Star Monarch Wuqu! How did he get here?"

Not daring to stay, the old swindler broke into a run! Midway, he pulled out a tattered straw sandal and slipped it onto his foot, and in the next moment, he took one step and was instantly thousands of miles away, leaving a trail of dust, and vanished in the blink of an eye...

As the dust settled, a bald man angrily wiped the dust from his face and cursed: "Damn it, that old guy runs really fast..."

Qin Shou had no idea what the old swindler was called, and at this moment, he was being held down on a desk by Wenqu Star Monarch, getting whacked with a big plank while howling pitifully...

"Whack!"

"Ah!"

Whack!

Oh!

Whack!

Ouch...

Whack!

Wow...

In the classroom of Wenqu Palace, Li Zhenying asked Niu Dali with a frightened face: "That’s so scary, huh..."

Niu Dali shook his head: "No worries, just study hard, it won’t hit us."

Li Zhenying nodded along...

Behind them, Taitai Le was absolutely delighted by the cries, following the rhythm and even muttering to herself, "Go teacher!"

Chongba then muttered: "Jiucai, don’t you think this rabbit’s cries don’t sound pitiful at all? It sounds more like it’s just messing around..."

Taitai Le was startled, and upon listening closely, indeed the rabbit’s cries were full of vigor, not at all sorrowful.

"Should we go take a look?" Taitai Le asked.

Chongba was tempted, Niu Dali also had thoughts about it, and even the most well-behaved Li Zhenying lifted her head, while Mutou was already nodding.

The Three Fools... were already standing at the door, watching with great interest...

Outside, Wenqu was becoming increasingly frustrated as he struck, noticing a strange phenomenon: no matter how hard he hit, when the plank landed on this rabbit’s plump behind, it didn’t seem to hurt at all! When he added Yuan Qi, it would vanish without a trace the moment it entered the rabbit’s body...

At first, Wenqu kept increasing his strength, but later, he simply gave up... because he realized, without using Yuan Qi, this rabbit’s skin was so thick and flesh so tough it truly couldn’t be hurt. And with Yuan Qi, the rabbit’s body seemed like a bottomless pit, absorbing any amount of Yuan Qi without a trace.

And the rabbit’s cries of pain, no matter how he listened, felt like it was just giving him face, mindlessly shouting a few times.

Wenqu had never felt such a feeling in his life, the awkwardness and discomfort were indescribably unpleasant.

The eighty swats were quickly completed.

Before Wenqu could speak, the rabbit turned its head, with a cheeky wink, and asked, "Teacher, are you done hitting?"

Wenqu squinted his eyes, wanting to indulge in a good hit if it actually pained the damn rabbit, but such futile efforts really didn’t excite him. So with a cold snort, he said, "I said eighty swats and that’s what I gave you, now go stand by the door as punishment!"