Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 122 Unpreventable_1

Chapter 122: Chapter 122 Unpreventable_1

"Yes, sir!" Qin Shou exclaimed with glee.

Eighty light spanks in exchange for ten thousand Spirit Crystals—he couldn’t figure out how this deal was anything but a surefire profit!

Thus, Qin Shou happily made his way to the Wenqu Palace with a grin on his face.

Seeing this, Wenqu frowned, grabbed Qin Shou by the ear, and lifted him up, speaking with utmost gravity, "Rabbit, can you please give me some face? Can’t you pretend it hurts?"

Upon hearing this, Qin Shou touched his chin, thought for a moment, and then grinned, "No problem!"

Then Qin Shou, clenching his buttocks, wailed his way towards the Wenqu Palace...

Witnessing this scene, Wenqu was left with nothing but helplessness... In all his years of teaching, it was the first time he’d actively asked a student to fake pain...

Looking at this rabbit, Wenqu started to get a headache and was seriously considering a question—could he still teach this rabbit?

"What are all of you looking at? Don’t you have studying to do? Have you memorized everything I taught you?" Wenqu scolded the group of onlookers at the doorway.

Then he heard everyone cautiously respond, "Teacher, it’s noon, time for a break."

Wenqu’s face instantly flushed...

Out of embarrassment, Wenqu waved his hand and said, "So disobedient, all of you. Lunch is cancelled, class is in session!"

Upon hearing this, Taitai Le and the others immediately wore bitter expressions, pitifully heading back to their rooms.

Wenqu, seeing the students in such a state, knew he had gone a bit too far. Entering the classroom, he patted the desk and asked, "So, you all really want the class to end, huh?"

Everyone nodded...

Wenqu, hm?

The crowd subconsciously shook their heads.

"Do you really want the class to end or not?" Wenqu asked again.

Some nodded, others shook their heads. Big Fool started by following along but eventually became completely confused, resulting in his head starting to spin in place...

Watching this, Wenqu covered his face, completely at a loss, and finally said, "Next, I’m going to test what you’ve learned this morning. Whoever can answer my questions can leave immediately; those who can’t, stay here and miss lunch."

No sooner had the words left his mouth than a clump of something came flying from the side!

A pale yellow light blossomed around Wenqu, and with a smack, that thing shattered against the protective glow—it was a flowerpot.

Wenqu shouted angrily, "Who threw that?!"

"Reporting to the teacher, it was me! Teacher, goodbye!"

Upon hearing this voice, Wenqu knew he was in trouble. Twisting around, sure enough, he saw only a plump rear and a little short tail facing him... the damn rabbit had run off again!

The problem was... he had indeed answered his question, thus following the rules!

Wenqu felt like crying... filled with irritation and nowhere to vent it.

Just then, three tables came flying at him!

Immediately angered, Wenqu waved his hand, suspending all three tables in mid-air. Instinctively about to ask, "Who..."

Before he could finish with "threw it," Wenqu quickly regained his composure, swallowed the words, and did not ask. Instead, his eyes swept the classroom like searchlights, only to see that in front of Big Fool there were no more tables...

Big Fool was still in the posture of having thrown the tables, with Kui Yi even miming a ’call on me’ mouth shape...

Wenqu’s face instantly turned dark. Putting down the tables, he pulled out a ruler and handed it to Longhuai, saying, "Each of these three gets a hundred whacks, don’t stop!"

Big Fool caught a glimpse of the ruler and instinctively clenched up before whimpering, "Sir, could we switch to something else?"

Wenqu nodded and said, "Sure, give them a different ruler."

Big Fool: "..."

Before long, from the restroom behind a secluded small hill outside Wenqu Palace, the sound of booming cannons... along with the furious cries of Big Fool echoed: "I hate toilets!"

"I hate them too!"

"I hate pooping!"

"Big brother is brilliant!"

...

Meanwhile, Qin Shou descended from Shushan and headed straight for the small market, now that he had some money, it was time to upgrade his living standards.

What frustrated Qin Shou, however, was that although there was food for sale, there were no daily necessities like cooking oil, salt, soy sauce, and vinegar. Most of the stalls were selling books, but none of them were secret scriptures, only poetry, essays, and books on governance, none of which interested him to buy.

And the prices weren’t low either...

As Qin Shou was strolling around, he spotted a bun shop opening up ahead, where the shopkeeper was shouting, "Come take a look, see for yourself, Three Stars Ring-tailed Bird meat buns! Fresh Three Stars Ring-tailed Bird meat buns, miss this village and you’ll miss this shop!"

Qin Shou didn’t know what was special about these buns, but the sign hanging from the bun shop caused him a pang of pain—a cage of buns for one Spirit Crystal!

At this price, Qin Shou immediately felt like he was being daylight robbed!

But to Qin Shou’s surprise, no matter how much the shopkeeper shouted, no one was buying. Finding it unamusing to keep shouting, the shopkeeper simply stopped and idly stood by the doorway.

Qin Shou, finding it interesting, went over and asked, "Shopkeeper, how do you sell these buns?"

"Look at the sign," the shopkeeper pointed at the sign.

Qin Shou rolled his eyes—what kind of service was this? Negative review for service!

Qin Shou already knew the price, but now that he had some cash, he really wanted to try the taste of these buns. However, more importantly, he felt he had some social debts to repay, otherwise, his conscience wouldn’t let him be.

Stamping his foot and gritting his teeth, Qin Shou bought two cages of buns and went down the mountain.

Outside Fierce Beast Park.

The Land God was still perched on that tall stone pillar, vigilantly guarding against evil dogs stealing anything; seeing this, Qin Shou shook his head, climbed up the stone pillar, and handed the buns to the Land God, saying, "Local God of Land, try these, fresh from the ovens of Shushan."

The Land God was stunned, someone was actually giving him a gift? His eyes reddened slightly... he said, "Rabbit, this... how could I accept this?"

Qin Shou, with a grand gesture, waved his hand and said, "Don’t be polite, I made some extra money today, treating you to a couple of buns is no big deal. According to the bun seller, these are made with Three Stars Ring-tailed Bird meat, with lots of immortal ingredients and spiritual herbs added; that’s why they’re dead expensive. A cage for one Spirit Crystal..."

"Pfft!" Upon hearing this, the Land God spit out a bun from his mouth.

Qin Shou hurriedly asked, "Are you alright, sir?"

The Land God raised an eyebrow and exclaimed, "One Spirit Crystal for a cage? Why don’t they go rob someone? That’s daylight robbery!"

Qin Shou spread his hands out and said, "Indeed, but what can be done? There’s only that one bun shop in Shushan."

The Land God snorted, "I’m not talking about the price being a rip-off; if these were really made from Three Stars Ring-tailed Bird, one Spirit Crystal wouldn’t be expensive! But this damn thing is not Three Stars Ring-tailed Bird meat, it’s One-star Two-winged Mandarin Duck meat! For one Spirit Crystal you could buy over a hundred of them! The One-star Two-winged Mandarin Duck is a meter long! How many buns could that make?"

Upon hearing this, Qin Shou immediately fumed, "Really?"

The Land God snorted, "Although the park I manage is Fierce Beast Park, my brother manages Spirit Beast Park! Would I not know what kind of meat it is by its taste?"

ps: Sigh, my computer broke and had to be sent back to the factory, all kinds of troubles and frustrations. Picking out words on my mobile...

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