Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 114: Peeing Three Miles Against the Wind_1

Chapter 114: Chapter 114: Peeing Three Miles Against the Wind_1

"You... ow..." The God of Land clutched his stomach and couldn’t bear it any longer, so he took off running.

Qin Shou watched the God of Land’s cheerful departure, waved his hand and called out, "I told you, the cucumber would guide the way for you, take care, I won’t see you out... Say hello to the Star Monarch for me."

Upon hearing this, the God of Land was full of confusion. Seeing the Star Monarch? What did he mean by a cucumber guiding the way?

All his confusion had an answer the moment he stepped into the latrine.

"Star Monarch... what’s this?" The God of Land looked bewilderedly at the Wenqu Star Monarch before him.

Wenqu Star Monarch sighed, "It’s a long story... all because of a damned rabbit, or possibly a damned dog, in short... Ah, let’s not talk about it. You must not speak of today’s events to anyone!"

Towards the end, Wenqu Star Monarch’s face was serious, but the next moment, his face contorted, his muscles tensed and with a bang, something was launched.

The God of Land sensed it and couldn’t hold back any longer. He hurried over, pulled down his trousers, squatted down, and with squeals and grunts, began to relieve himself.

At this moment, the God of Land finally understood the rabbit’s meaning. The cucumber indeed guided him to find Wenqu Star Monarch... it’s just that the place of their meeting was truly damn tricky...

"How did you end up here too?" Wenqu Star Monarch wondered.

With a look that spoke volumes, the God of Land said, "Ah, also because of that rabbit. Where are the three of them?"

Wenqu Star Monarch shook his head, too weary to say anything about those three fools... I’ve seen idiots who walk right into traps, but never idiots who repeatedly walk into traps!

Meanwhile, Longhuai arrived at the Medicine King’s Palace, but alas, there was no antidote there either. To use the Medicine King’s words: "This isn’t poison, just go relieve yourself. What do you need an antidote for? Who has the spare time to make antidotes? Do you think my time is worth nothing?"

Thus, Wenqu Star Monarch squatted in the latrine for a day and a night...

The next morning, Wenqu Star Monarch finally left the latrine, glanced at his vegetable garden, and cursed loudly, "You damn rabbit!!!!"

"Achoo!" The rabbit wiped the grease from his mouth and said, "Who’s cursing me?"

Wu Gang tossed away the chicken leg in his hand and said, "Don’t know... Rabbit, next time don’t just focus on the meat, swing by the kitchen too. Bring some oil, salt, soy sauce, and vinegar. Eating just meat can get greasy..."

Qin Shou rolled his eyes and said, "You really think I stole it? Am I that kind of rabbit? You’re even encouraging me to steal condiments, that’s too much!"

"Pah! These rabbits and chickens are as fat as if they’ve been greased, definitely not wild. They’re domestic, raised by someone else. If you didn’t steal them, did they give them to you as a gift?" Wu Gang didn’t believe it.

Qin Shou belched and said, "How about a bet? If these were stolen by me, I’ll go back and steal even more for you, including oil, salt, soy sauce, vinegar, and chili peppers. But if they weren’t stolen, what will you do?"

Wu Gang laughed and said, "Alright! As long as you didn’t steal it, I’ll teach you another magic trick!"

"Which magic trick? Is it useful?" Qin Shou’s eyes shone bright.

Wu Gang said, "No name, but it’s quite useful. Do you want to learn it?"

Qin Shou immediately said, "Learn!"

Wu Gang, suspicious, asked, "So you really didn’t steal it?"

Qin Shou nodded innocently and cutely, "Of course, those were all extorted by me on the road."

Wu Gang: "..."

Qin Shou: "How about it? Got the magic?"

Wu Gang thought for a moment and said, "Come here, I’ll teach you the incantation. This magic isn’t that powerful, you just need to comprehend it on your own."

Qin Shou leaned in, Wu Gang whispered something, and the next moment, Wu Gang grabbed his axe and took off running, leaving the rabbit standing there in the disarray of the wind. After a while, the rabbit looked up to the sky and cursed, "Damn Wu Gang! What kind of crap magic is this? Pissing three miles against the wind? MMP!"

Wu Gang’s voice came from afar, "Rabbit, this magic is really powerful, it all depends on your understanding. Ahahaha..."

"Scram!" Qin Shou cursed and chased after him.

After the commotion, Wu Gang leaned against the King of the Osmanthus Tree, looking at Qin Shou with a smug grin. "Rabbit, you didn’t come to see me just to treat me to a meal today, did you?"

Qin Shou shook his head and said, "I’m worried... so worried I’ve lost weight."

Wu Gang gave him a look and pinched the fat on the rabbit’s belly, "Indeed, you’ve lost weight, you’re all skin and bones. What’s troubling you?"

Qin Shou took out a cucumber from the Black Demon Box, bit into it, and said, "I’ve got quite a few fruits and seedlings, but there’s no water on the moon, which is a problem for planting. Besides, the origins of these things aren’t exactly clean, so I can’t offer them to Chang’e. Eh? Hey, hey! I’m talking to you, can you show some respect? Stop drooling over me!"

"Who’s drooling over you? Is there still cucumber? Give me one! It’s been so many years, I’ve almost forgotten what it tastes like," said Wu Gang as he wiped his mouth.

Qin Shou, not stingy at all, threw a cucumber to Wu Gang. Wu Gang bit off half of it in one bite, savoring the fresh and cool taste, and said, "The problem you mentioned is quite simple."

"How simple?" Qin Shou asked.

Wu Gang stretched out his hand and crooked his fingers, signaling for another one.

Qin Shou immediately tossed over another cucumber, and Wu Gang gobbled it up in a few bites, then continued to ask for more.

Qin Shou simply gave him ten cucumbers and said, "Quit the nonsense, out with it! If you don’t say it now, these are the last ten; you’ll never get any more!"

Wu Gang said with a smile, "The seeds, just say they’re from me. As for water... didn’t I just teach you that ’pissing three miles against the wind’ spell?"

"Scram, kid! You think I’m a fountain or a tap? Standing there peeing all day to water the crops, let alone if I have time, even if I did, I wouldn’t have that much piss! And even if I really could pee that much, would you stomach eating it?" Qin Shou cursed out loud.

Wu Gang laughed loudly and said, "You rabbit, your comprehension skills are really lacking. Didn’t I tell you? That’s no ordinary magic; it’s not about peeing out water. Otherwise, with your little body, how much could you pee, peeing three miles?"

Qin Shou was stunned; with his fairly well-developed brain, he calculated that even if the line of pee were thinner, the total amount for three kilometers wouldn’t be too little... He truly could not pee at that level.

Wu Gang said, "This magic is actually a spell for manipulating the waters of the rivers and the heavens. However, some unscrupulous bastard modified the outlet, and that’s how it turned out."

"Uh... can we modify the outlet? I can’t stomach... that outlet," Qin Shou said with a wry smile.

Wu Gang thought for a moment and said, "It’s not impossible, but I need to think about it. This isn’t ordinary water condensation magic but involves manipulating the waters of the rivers and the heavens. It’s very profound. Once I have an idea, I’ll let you know."

"It’s a deal!" Qin Shou, afraid Wu Gang would go back on his word, quickly called out.

Wu Gang, however, sighed with an air of sentiment, "Changing magic, that’s a big project, a brain-drainer. Serve me well these next few days, good food and drink, and maybe I’ll come up with something sooner."