Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 113 Cucumber Points the Way for You_1

Chapter 113: Chapter 113 Cucumber Points the Way for You_1

Longhuai said, "Yes, sir, I’ll go right away."

After Longhuai left, Wenqu Star Monarch squatted on one side, exerting force while muttering earnestly and gravely, "No matter what, I cannot let anyone know I am squatting in the privy! Even if I have to poop for a year, I absolutely can’t let anyone find out I’m here!"

While saying this, Wenqu Star Monarch heard a series of thuds—bang bang bang... a triple crack of firecrackers.

Wenqu Star Monarch turned his head and saw the three Big Fools staring at him, wide-eyed. Kui San was looking down, Kui Er was staring straight ahead, and Kui Yi was craning his neck upward, their three bald heads forming a perfect line as they watched him...

Wenqu Star Monarch’s heart skipped a beat, thinking that if these three fools’ loud voices were to...

With this thought, Wenqu Star Monarch raised his eyebrows and said, "You three, from now on, you are not allowed to speak!"

"Yes! Sir!" the three Big Fools chorused in unison.

Their voices were not loud, and Wenqu Star Monarch breathed a sigh of relief.

Then Kui Yi angrily said, "You two idiots, the master has said that when you speak, speak with conviction, louder!"

"No..." Wenqu Star Monarch was just about to stop them.

When the three Big Fools shouted in unison, "Yes! Sir!"

Their voices boomed for miles, and even the clouds scattered from the roar!

In that instant, Wenqu Star Monarch’s face turned black...

This time, he was no longer repeating that he should not get in trouble with fools; now, he just wanted to beat these three fools to death and make fish soup!

No, it should be rabbit head and fish soup!

Both in the same pot!

Time rewound a few minutes earlier, Longhuai ran back to Wenqu Palace at top speed and then instructed Taitai Le and the others that they must not speak of today’s events to anyone...

No sooner had he finished his instructions, then an old man came rushing in, puffing out his chest and glaring angrily as he shouted, "Longhuai, where is Wenqu Star Monarch?"

Longhuai frowned. Another one looking for the Star Monarch? What’s going on today? Normally, they don’t seek out the Star Monarch, but as soon as there’s an incident, they all show up.

Without betraying any emotion, Longhuai said, "The master has gone out today and is not in. Land God, what do you need from the master for?"

The Land God, upon hearing that Wenqu Star Monarch was not around, was instantly annoyed, but what Wenqu Star Monarch did was not something a small Land God like him could interfere with. Hearing Longhuai’s question, the Land God shook his head and said, "I’ll wait to talk when the Star Monarch returns, I must go look after my vegetable patch..."

Having said that, the Land God started to leave.

Just then, a loud roar came.

"Yes! Sir!"

This roar baffled Longhuai, Taitai Le, and everyone else. Then, except for the Land God, they all realized what had happened and cursed inwardly, "These three idiots!"

The Land God asked in confusion, "What’s that?"

Longhuai immediately said, "It might be Wenchang Star Monarch’s disciples shouting, such a strong voice, haha..."

The Land God nodded, not thinking much of it, and left in a huff.

Once the Land God was gone, everyone breathed a sigh of relief, narrowly avoiding giving themselves away.

The God of Land left Wenqu Palace and, after much thought, decided he had to check the vegetable garden; he couldn’t let that damn Rabbit wreak total havoc on it.

When the God of Land eventually reached the garden, he saw a pile of cucumbers, radishes, and tomatoes by the garden edge, with a Rabbit lying amidst them, munching away merrily!

Importantly, among those piles of cucumbers and radishes, the God of Land even saw many that were the size of fingers—tiny cucumbers and radishes.

"Damn Rabbit, you’re too cruel; are you trying to wipe out my lineage?" the God of Land cursed angrily.

Crunch!

Qin Shou bit through a cucumber and said, "Don’t say that, I even left you some the size of fingernails. I haven’t wiped you out..."

Hearing this, the God of Land’s beard bristled with anger.

Qin Shou said, "Old man, didn’t you go looking for your backer, Wenchang Star Monarch? How did it go? Oh, I almost forgot, you’re the God of Land. You know every blade of grass and tree in this place like the back of your hand, so how could you not find him, right?"

The God of Land blushed with shame upon hearing this and, after holding it in for a while, he stomped his foot and said, "Rabbit, don’t be smug! The Star Monarch went out on a mission and will be back soon."

Qin Shou laughed heartily and said, "You believe that? It’s class time; how could the Star Monarch be running around? I know where he is. Want me to tell you?"

The God of Land eyed Qin Shou suspiciously and asked, "You really want to tell me? Aren’t you afraid the Star Monarch will be furious and punish you?"

Qin Shou sat up straight, chuckled slyly, and said, "To be honest, I’m really not afraid."

The God of Land was startled; he hadn’t expected that someone not afraid to die would emerge in the Wenqu Palace these days. Didn’t they know Wenchang Star was also known as the Pit Immortal? Of all the Heavenly Court, only Wenqu Palace was equipped with privies. Did they really think those were just for show?

At that moment, the God of Land was truly frustrated. Before, he felt honored to be the God of Land in Heavenly Court. Now, he envied the land gods of the Earthly Immortal Realm. There, a land god was a real land god, able to encompass every inch of their domain within their Divine Sense. By harnessing the power of the land, they could see everything that happened within their domain crystal clear. Even a needle dropped on the ground wouldn’t escape their divine sight.

But this doesn’t work in Heavenly Court. Heavenly Court belongs to the Immortals; who there doesn’t have a private life? Who would want to be spied on by a God of Land every day? So basically, the God of Land was nearly blind, with no special magical powers. Now, wanting to find Wenchang Star, he had to take it step by step, lamenting in his heart while helpless to change his situation.

All these thoughts flashed through his mind in an instant. Seeing Qin Shou unconcerned, the God of Land sneered inwardly. Since this rabbit cares more for money than his own life, he will let the rabbit feel the might of the Pit Immortal!

So, the God of Land asked, "Alright then, Rabbit, where is Wenchang Star Monarch?"

Qin Shou chuckled and said, "Okay, just wait."

As he spoke, Qin Shou opened the Black Demon Box and took out a ruler, then shook his head and put it back. He then used the hand that had held the ruler to toss a cucumber to the God of Land, "It’s no fun eating alone, keep me company with a cucumber. Then it will take you to Wenchang Star Monarch."

The God of Land squinted his eyes, "Is it really that magical?"

Qin Shou shrugged his shoulders and said, "Believe it or not," while he himself picked up another cucumber to eat.

The God of Land suddenly handed the cucumber to Qin Shou, "You take a bite first."

Qin Shou curled his lip, looking disdainfully at the God of Land, "Look at you, acting as if I would set you up." Taking the cucumber, he bit off a piece and swallowed it.

Only then did the God of Land relax, he chopped off the end that the rabbit had bitten, took a bite of the cucumber, and asked, "So, where exactly has gone Wenchang Star Monarch?"

"I told you, the cucumber will lead you to Wenchang Star Monarch," Qin Shou said slyly, while the God of Land looked at him in confusion, not understanding Qin Shou’s meaning.

The next moment, the God of Land suddenly exclaimed, clutching his stomach, "You... you tricked me?! Was there something on the cucumber? Didn’t you say you wouldn’t?"

Qin Shou answered matter-of-factly, "When did I say I wouldn’t? What I said was, it seemed like I’d set you up, but I never said I wouldn’t, did I?"

Ps: Today marks the third anniversary of my grandfather’s passing; I’ve gone back to my hometown for the commemoration. All other updates will be later tonight... please forgive me.