Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 115 Just a Little Bit..._1

Chapter 115: Chapter 115 Just a Little Bit..._1

Wu Gang said this with a sly smile on his face.

Upon hearing this, Qin Shou immediately understood, this guy was seizing the opportunity to extort him!

However, extort him? Was this guy mistaken about his target for extortion?

So, Qin Shou smiled...

Watching the damn rabbit smile along with him made Wu Gang feel a little uneasy...

Then he saw the damn rabbit walk to the side, find a spacious place, take out a cucumber, a carrot, a tomato, sip some wine, eat some roasted meat, enjoy some vegetables, and contentedly said, "Ah, I didn’t realize changing Magic would be such a hassle; if that’s the case, then forget it. After all, I, the Rabbit, have no worries about food and drink in Heavenly Court, so why bother with all this trouble? I had planned to plant a field, so that after I had a harvest, my brothers and sisters could also have a taste of good fortune, oh well, oh well... it’s fine as long as I, the Rabbit, am comfortable."

Upon hearing this, Wu Gang became anxious. He hadn’t tasted delicious food for who knows how many millennia, and seeing this opportunity right before his eyes, how could he let it pass by?

So Wu Gang hurriedly sidled up to the rabbit...

Only to see the rabbit swiftly stuff the cucumber, carrot, tomato, and roasted meat all into its mouth!

At this very moment, Wu Gang had just reached out his hand and hadn’t even touched a hair!

Staring at the rabbit’s bulging cheeks, Wu Gang cursed in his heart: "Damn rabbit, why don’t you choke to death?"

However, the rabbit tilted its head back, swallowed everything with a big gulp, clapped its hands, took a sip of wine, burped satisfactorily, got up, patted its bottom, and was about to leave.

Seeing that the rabbit looked like he was seriously leaving, Wu Gang hurriedly called out, "Wait a minute!"

Qin Shou turned his head and asked, "What’s up?"

"I’ve got inspiration!" Wu Gang exclaimed.

Qin Shou grinned and said, "What inspiration?"

"Inspiration to change Magic. I’ve already got a direction, but I’m just missing a drink of wine. Once I’ve had it, I can get it done!" Wu Gang said.

Qin Shou was actually interested in this, since constantly scamming people in Heavenly Court also wasn’t a good thing. No matter how rich others were, it didn’t compare to wealth gained on one’s own. Looking at Wu Gang’s pitiful expression, he strongly suspected that this kid was imitating him!

With a hundred inner curses, he shook the wine jug in his hand, which didn’t have much wine left. But considering Wu Gang’s reputation with alcohol, Qin Shou still poured out a big gulp, leaving only a small sip in the jug before tossing it to Wu Gang: "Remember, once you’ve drunk it, you have to change it for me. Otherwise, I won’t give you anything else in the future! Plus, I’ll just eat beside you and make you die of jealousy!"

Wu Gang rolled his eyes at the damn rabbit, picked up the jug, and sighed, "Although it’s just a small sip, to me, this is an ocean of wine... how I’ve missed this flavor."

Having said that, Wu Gang tilted his head back and drank it all in one go!

And then he didn’t move.

Qin Shou frowned, leaned in, and asked, "Wu Gang, it’s just a bit of wine, are you going to drink it till New Year’s? Where’s the Magic?"

At that moment, Wu Gang slowly put down the jug, looked down slightly, and Qin Shou saw a pair of blood-red eyes, and he cursed in his mind: "Fuck! This guy’s drunk again!"

At the same time, Qin Shou turned and ran like the wind! In that instant, he somewhat understood that even that small amount of alcohol was indeed an ocean to Wu Gang! This guy would get drunk with just a touch of alcohol!

This time, with the power of High Speed Magic, Qin Shou was extremely fast!

Wu Gang reached out his hand, grabbed a handful of rabbit fur, but alas, it was as if the fur was slicked with oil, he couldn’t hold on to it and failed to catch the rabbit.

Qin Shou felt a tug and was so scared that his fur stood on end, and with a yowling sound, he ran off into the distance.

Meanwhile, Qin Shou only heard an angry roar behind him, then the sound of the earth trembling followed. Looking back, he saw Wu Gang, acting like a madman, hugging the King of Osmanthus Tree, wailing without using his axe, but instead headbutting it, thud, thud, thud...just like a drumbeat! And the ground shook with it... It was evident how strong this guy could get when he went crazy with drink.

Qin Shou wiped the sweat from his forehead and muttered with lingering fear, "Damn it, lucky I run fast. Otherwise, I’d get beaten up again."

With Wu Gang in his drunken frenzy, Qin Shou didn’t dare to get close; today’s incident could only end here.

So, Qin Shou grumbled as he walked, "Damn Wu Gang, what kind of drinking behavior is that? Never again shall he touch a drop of alcohol! Otherwise, all the gays in Heavenly Court will go cockless!"

Qin Shou swore, cursing his luck, and feeling extremely displeased as he headed back to the Moon Palace.

Arriving at the Moon Palace, Qin Shou was again worried. Looking at the dry and barren landscape, he muttered, "Still not good. Although we have vegetables and can produce seeds, there’s no water. The soil, however, is full of nutrients..."

Qin Shou kicked the ground. The soil, enriched with countless osmanthus flowers, was extraordinarily fertile, but without water, it was all pointless. Relying on the unreliable natural rainfall, even cacti would probably die of drought...

With this thought, Qin Shou became even more determined. Once Wu Gang sobered up, he had to have him modify his magic! This matter wasn’t over yet!

In the midst of his dissatisfaction, Qin Shou noticed some writing on a stone in the Moon Palace. He leaned over to take a look.

"Yu’er, I have a date with the Flower Fairy Sister today. I’m off. I’ve prepared your breakfast and left it by your bedside. Remember to eat up,"

Signed, Chang’e.

After reading this, Qin Shou smacked his lips and muttered, "My girl snatched by another girl... Oh well, I am large in body and generous in spirit... ptooey ptooey ptooey... it’s like having a prime minister’s belly that can carry a boat. I won’t make a big deal out of it with them."

As he spoke, Qin Shou rushed into his room, where he saw on his stone bed a wooden bowl covered by a large leaf. He lifted the leaf to find a big chunk of meat and several peeled fruits—looking quite exquisite.

However, Qin Shou’s brow furrowed, because these were the breakfast he had prepared for Chang’e! Yet that girl hadn’t eaten and had left it all for him...

He thought of Chang’e’s often repeated words, "Yu’er, although fruits and meats taste good, they’re hard to come by. Once eaten, they’re gone. So, let’s not be too extravagant, okay? Osmanthus is also delicious..."

"Yu’er, when I develop my skills, I am going to learn to cook and make you all the world’s delicacies. How does that sound?"

"Yu’er, do you think roasted rabbit tastes good?"

"..."

Qin Shou shook his head, dispelling the thoughts in his mind, and muttered, "Silly girl, I’ve got skills now, I don’t want you eating osmanthus every day! Wait for me, I’ll make sure you live a happy life eventually!"

Upon leaving the room, Qin Shou’s eyes suddenly lit up. There, on the table, lay a pile of something that looked familiar. On closer inspection, it turned out to be a bunch of garlic!

Qin Shou immediately laughed. He figured that it must have been brought back by Chang’e, but no matter who brought it, it was his now!