Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 103 - Best Bros for Life_1

As soon as these words came out, Wu Gang’s eyes turned red. He rolled up his sleeves, picked up the axe, and said, "Nobody stop me today, I’m going to eat rabbit meat!"

Qin Shou let out a cry and started running with his short legs, but his ears were suddenly lifted, and the big green frog legs he was holding were immediately snatched away by Wu Gang in a domineering manner.

"Gang, do you know this is robbery? Do you know this is wrong? Do you know this is illegal?" Qin Shou looked up at Wu Gang who was devouring the meat like crazy and muttered on.

"I’ve been dumped here for who knows how many years, what else can they do to me?" Wu Gang replied unconcerned.

Qin Shou asked curiously, "I’m just puzzled, you are an Immortal after all, what mistake did you make to be thrown here? Did you harass some big shot’s wife? Or did you steal the Queen Mother’s underwear?"

Cough cough...

Wu Gang choked, food stuck in his throat, nearly suffocating, and glared at Qin Shou, "You know shit! Anyway, forget it, I don’t want to talk about it, it pisses me off just thinking about it. No more talking, eat meat!"

Wu Gang wasn’t a fool. That rabbit bringing over a big frog leg was not about making him crave it, but clearly it was just an excuse to bring him some meat. Otherwise, based on that rabbit’s nature and full belly of bad ideas, how could it possibly let him succeed so easily? At the very least, it would take some effort.

Biting into the frog leg, a big chunk of meat entered his mouth, the oil flowing all around, that long-missed aroma made Wu Gang involuntarily squint his eyes. A man over one meter ninety tall, at that moment, grinned like a two-hundred-pound child...

"How’s the taste? I didn’t put any seasoning on them, just dry roasted, you know, I’m very poor." Qin Shou asked.

Wu Gang waved his hand, indicating he didn’t have time to talk, he was enjoying his meal.

Qin Shou didn’t speak any more, just quietly watched Wu Gang eat. After eating more than half, Wu Gang put down the frog leg, carefully stored it away, and then patted his belly, "Comfortable!"

Qin Shou looked disgusted and said, "Could you at least wipe your mouth clean before you talk? Your mouth is all oily, it looks like a freshly pooped butt, and although oiliness may suggest wealth, you shouldn’t hang it on your face, right? It’s really disgusting..."

"Ugh... you damn rabbit, can’t your mouth ever say something nice?" Wu Gang said angrily.

Qin Shou spread his hands and said, "Be content, I have low education, using a metaphor is already great progress for me. Want to hear something more straightforward?"

"Shut up!" Wu Gang said.

Qin Shou wisely stayed silent.

Wu Gang thought for a moment, then asked, "Any more?"

"Did you just poop from that mouth? Mouth all oily, life’s not bad, huh? How’s that for straightforward?" Qin Shou asked with a naive look.

Hearing this, Wu Gang subconsciously reached for his axe and cursed, "Damn it, I’m asking if you have any more meat? Who asked you about that?"

Qin Shou replied righteously, "It’s because you didn’t ask clearly, okay? My comprehension skills are already very strong, okay?"

"Looks like I’m scared of you, is there any other meat?" Wu Gang was also helpless, what could he do when faced with such a thick-skinned rabbit?

Qin Shou, feeling the accumulation of dark energy inside his body and the slower speed of his cells swallowing Yuan Qi, was in an especially good mood. He then said, "The other parts I shared with Chang’e, this was what I sneaked away for you. Otherwise, with I’s appetite, I wouldn’t just eat one toad, I could eat a hundred."

Wu Gang believed him and patted Qin Shou’s back saying, "Well done, Rabbit, I haven’t resurrected you for nothing."

Qin Shou rolled his eyes at him. This guy talked as if he was lecturing his son— it was almost like saying directly: "Son, you’re so filial! Daddy didn’t give birth to you for nothing!"

Qin Shou didn’t want to argue with him and cast a glance at the leftover toad leg asking, "What’s this for? Can’t eat it anymore?"

Wu Gang sighed, "I haven’t had meat for too long, good stuff should be savored gradually, eaten slowly over time."

Qin Shou rolled his eyes saying, "Look at how little ambition you have, it doesn’t suit you who’s almost two meters tall! With me around, you’re worried you won’t have anything to eat? Eat! Eat your fill, and once it’s finished, I’ll go get more!"

"Really?" Wu Gang asked.

Qin Shou said, "Of course, it’s true! When have I ever lied?"

Wu Gang laughed heartily saying, "Alright then, I’ll keep eating, haha... If there were some wine, it would be even better."

Upon hearing this, Qin Shou rolled his eyes saying, "Don’t even think about it!"

Suddenly, Wu Gang remembered the time he got drunk and gave the rabbit a good thrashing, and he couldn’t help but laugh embarrassingly... but then a breeze blew by, he felt a chill on his body, touched his shorts, then his almost gone clothes, and instantly all his embarrassment vanished.

After the meal, Wu Gang was fully satisfied. Sitting under the King of Osmanthus Tree, he patted his belly saying, "Comfortable... truly damn comfortable! Thanks, Rabbit!"

Qin Shou waved his hand saying, "Don’t mention it, as long as I don’t die out there, I’ll bring you good food every time I come back."

"You dying out there? That’s not gonna happen," Wu Gang said, grinning contentedly.

"Why not?" Qin Shou raised an eyebrow and asked. He had always felt that Wu Gang was not as simple as he seemed. For one simple reason, any random object from Wu Gang’s possession, if taken out, was better than any treasure Qin Shou had ever seen! Could someone with such treasures be an ordinary person? Moreover, to know a person’s strength, the simplest way is to look at their opponents. Wu Gang’s opponent seemed to be Emperor Yan, one of the Three Emperors, with a mighty high status in the Heavenly Court! By comparison, Wu Gang’s strength might only be slightly weaker than the Three Emperors...

Just this one fact gave Qin Shou reason to believe that Wu Gang must have come into contact with many secrets of Heaven and Earth, and it was very possible he knew about Rabbit’s past.

Wu Gang was about to say something when he hesitated at the last moment. Eventually, he patted Qin Shou’s shoulder saying, "Little Rabbit, you almost tricked me into spilling secrets I shouldn’t reveal. Your past, your ancestors, you’d better ask less about those things in the future. Sometimes, knowing too much is not a good thing. Believe me, throw away the past, and just live the present contentedly... With a beauty by your side, and good food in front of you, what more do you need to think about?"

Having said that, Wu Gang lay down contentedly.

Hearing these words made Qin Shou even more convinced that his own past, or the past of his clan, definitely held great secrets!

Qin Shou leaned in, curiously asking, "What you say makes sense, but you’ve got to at least tell me who my enemies are, right? Or who are the enemies of my clan? Otherwise, one day if an enemy shows up and slaps me dead, I wouldn’t even know how I died."

Wu Gang laughed heartily saying, "Don’t worry about that, you won’t die!"