Mr.CEO, Please Sign the Divorce Agreement
Chapter 249: Good Dogs Don’t Block the Road

Chapter 249: Chapter 249: Good Dogs Don’t Block the Road

"Lily, I heard Third Master Ji is really impressive, is it true?"

The girl called Lily skillfully lit a cigarette and, amidst swirling smoke, said indifferently, "How would I know? Why don’t you go and try to catch Third Master Ji’s eye later? It’s your first time here, he might find your new face refreshing."

"Forget it, I’m aware of my limits." The person laughed, "Actually, instead of Third Master Ji, I’d rather get into Mr. Fu’s bed. He’s here today too, I wonder if there’s a chance."

"You call that being self-aware?" Lily scoffed, "Even if you were carrying Third Master Ji’s child, you might still not touch a single finger of Mr. Fu. He’s not into women."

"No worries, I brought something with me. As long as Mr. Fu drinks what I brought, I’ll have my chance."

Lily looked her over from head to toe, "Impressive, Sisi. I hadn’t realized you had it in you. Aren’t you scared Mr. Fu might flay you alive once he wakes up?"

"Even dead beneath Mr. Fu would be an honor."

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Having no concerns, their voices were not suppressed, and their words easily reached Su Mu and Wei Shaoqin’s ears. Su Mu didn’t care much, but Wei Shaoqin found it hard to listen and was about to retort when Su Mu stopped him:

"Why bother with this? I don’t care anyway." It’s just talk, not to be taken seriously.

"I just can’t stand listening to them talk, not seeing what they’re really like, yet still fantasizing about such nonsense."

Wei Shaoqin’s voice wasn’t lowered deliberately, so the two women at the door also heard him and shouted:

"Who are you talking about?"

"Talking about you." Wei Shaoqin coldly returned the gaze, "Instead of spouting nonsense here, you might as well take a good look at yourself in the mirror. Where do you get the confidence that they would fancy you? Don’t be so delusional. Aren’t you afraid of getting sick?"

Su Mu gently tugged at Wei Shaoqin:

"That’s enough."

Wei Shaoqin wasn’t interested in a prolonged argument, especially against two women; losing would be embarrassing, and winning would seem unsporting. He thought it all quite pointless:

"Let’s go ahead and ignore these people."

Su Mu nodded and moved forward, not expecting the two women to confront them so brazenly. They extinguished their cigarettes and blocked Su Mu and Wei Shaoqin’s path, even stepping on a few strawberries in the process. Su Mu looked down at the ripe strawberries that were trampled underfoot, his brow slightly furrowed.

Sisi cursed under her breath because her shoes were stained with strawberry juice, grinding it on the ground:

"What bad luck, these are limited edition shoes that cost 30,000."

Su Mu said nothing, just looked ahead indifferently at the two of them.

Wei Shaoqin stepped forward, shielding Su Mu behind him: "No good dog blocks the way, haven’t you heard?"

"Who do you think you are? Daring to shout at us? Since you’re a new face, we will forgive you if you apologize nicely to us now, admitting your mouth is as dirty as if it had eaten dog shit, spewing nonsense at people, how about that?"

Wei Shaoqin licked his lips, unable to hold back a laugh:

"You two are quite confident, huh? What gives you the courage to speak to me like this? Is it the fillers in your noses and chins, or maybe the missing piece of your jawbone? Or could it be the hyaluronic acid all over your faces, it can’t possibly be the silicone in your chests, can it?"

Lily didn’t expect this man to see through the looks they were so proud of right away. Sisi was even more infuriated, ready to tear into him as she shouted,

"So what if we had cosmetic surgery? We have the money to do whatever we want. Can you guarantee that the women around you are all natural?"

Wei Shaoqin swatted away her extended hand, and because he used too much force, Sisi fell directly to the ground, crushing a few strawberry plants in the process. Seeing this, Su Mu softly said, "Be careful with the strawberries."

"You’re not worried about the mental distress I’m suffering from arguing with these two women, but you care about strawberries here?"

Su Mu looked at the strawberries on the ground and sighed,

"You won’t lose out, but the strawberries will."

It was evident she truly loved strawberries. Wei Shaoqin gave her a very helpless look, "Understood."

As Sisi got up from the ground, her dress had already gathered plenty of mud, and her makeup was ruined. Just when she heard Su Mu worrying about the strawberries, she could hardly swallow her anger and was about to charge again when Wei Shaoqin voiced his stop,

"I could tolerate you once but not necessarily a second time. If you dare to lay a hand on me again, I can’t guarantee I won’t knock your noses crooked. Going to the hospital for repair surgery during the holidays might not be so pleasant, right?"

You could see Wei Shaoqin was serious, and both did not dare to act rashly again. Su Mu found it boring and said lightly,

"Let’s go."

It ruined the mood for picking strawberries completely.

Wei Shaoqin responded, bending down to pick up a basket nearby. Just at that moment, Sisi took advantage of Wei Shaoqin’s distraction, stepped forward, and snatched the down jacket from Wei Shaoqin’s arm. Before he could stop her, she had already thrown the pristine-white jacket on the ground and stepped on it, grinding it underfoot repeatedly,

"Since you aren’t apologizing, I can only settle this in my own way."

The soles of her shoes were already stained with strawberry juice, now mixed with mud stuck to Su Mu’s down jacket. Wei Shaoqin wanted to intervene but was too late. His eyes hardened as he moved to step forward but was stopped by Su Mu, who hadn’t planned on having a confrontation on the first day of the new year, yet it seemed the other party was not amiable, so she felt no need to hold back any longer.

Gazing indifferently at the down jacket on the ground, Su Mu smiled faintly,

"A thirty-thousand-dollar pair of shoes on a three-hundred-thousand-dollar down jacket, how does it feel?"

Sisi was stunned at the sound, and Lily also somewhat disbelieving, kicked it lightly, revealing the logo at the collar. She was suddenly lost for words, and seeing Lily react this way, Sisi was instantly confused,

"What’s wrong?"

Lily shook her head, not speaking.

Su Mu looked at them,

"If you’re simply not satisfied with what my friend just said, I can apologize on his behalf. After all, even if he thought so, he shouldn’t have said it that way; it was indeed impolite."

Lily, confirming she had never seen this woman in high society before but knowing one could only wear this brand if they were wealthy or noble, forced a smile, gently pulling on Sisi, "It’s okay, it’s all cleared up now. We’ll be leaving now, so we won’t hold you up from continuing your strawberry picking."

With that, she walked towards the main entrance, but Sisi seemed still not satisfied, scooping up a handful of mud mixed with strawberry juice and tossing it at Su Mu. Although Wei Shaoqin blocked most of it, some still splashed onto Su Mu’s clothes.