Happy Little Farmer
Chapter 704

Chapter 704: Chapter 704

Yang Fan laughed and said, "You have a point in suspecting that; that person may indeed have mastered something."

"Maybe he is headed for the Immortal Cave, and only those who have come into contact with the items there would know their purpose. If one knows nothing, they would be in the dark upon seeing those items, perhaps only regarding them as antiques."

"It could be just like the second villager who discovered it, who, even seeing it, wouldn’t dare to touch and could only report it."

Fan Sisi nodded, her thoughts suddenly branching out, "Fanzi, following this logic, do you think it’s possible that the authorities already have control over these things?"

"Hasn’t your grandfather mentioned any of this to you?" asked Yang Fan.

Fan Sisi shook her head, "Ever since I was scared by the Heavenly Eye Technique, my grandfather has stopped discussing these matters with me."

Yang Fan spoke seriously, "Sisi, I’ve always been certain that the authorities are definitely a step ahead of the public in any matter, absolutely. The news we are only now becoming aware of may have been in their grasp a long time ago."

"On this matter, there’s no possibility; it’s an absolute certainty!"

Fan Sisi nodded emphatically with the corners of her mouth turned down, "What you say makes even more sense. But, by that logic, they’ve kept it quite secret, haven’t they? Not a hint of information has leaked out?"

"Are we supposed to know about our most formidable weapons?" retorted Yang Fan with a smile.

"Are you saying the authorities regard this as the most formidable weapon... Oh, I get what you mean, it’s like our most formidable weapons that we’re not privileged to know about," said Fan Sisi.

Yang Fan nodded, "That’s what I believe, but all of this is still speculation. We might not be correct. Let’s not dwell on these and instead focus on studying this cave; that would be more dependable."

The topic inadvertently strayed a bit too far.

Fan Sisi nodded and picked up a burning stick, walking towards the entrance of the cave.

Yang Fan had no chance to stop her, and Fan Sisi threw the burning stick in her hand out.

But it didn’t fly in; instead, it was deflected back.

"Fanzi, what... what’s happening? It bounced back?" Fan Sisi shouted.

Yang Fan quickly picked up the stick, stamped out the burning leaves on the ground, and said, "I previously noticed that there seems to be some sort of protective mechanism at the entrance of this cave. Throwing it in like that was bound to fail; let me examine it."

Fan Sisi, shocked, felt around the entrance of the cave, "Hey, it’s solid, a transparent solid. This is so strange."

"I suspect this might be some kind of magic. Step back, I’ll give it a try," said Yang Fan as he took out the wooden mace and slashed fiercely at the cave entrance.

Bang!

The wooden mace nearly snapped.

The force of the deflection sent Yang Fan flying, landing on his rear seven or eight meters away.

"This thing is outrageous," exclaimed Yang Fan in shock, quickly inspecting the wooden mace.

Fortunately, it wasn’t damaged.

"It seems like this thing can reflect the force I exert back at me, multiplied. Just now, I felt like I had hit a bull," yelled Yang Fan.

He had only intended to use the wooden mace to probe the entrance simply.

Who could have known the force would rebound with a boom.

"If things are like this, then it appears invincible," said Fan Sisi, "because no matter what method or approach you use, Yang Fan, it can reflect the force exerted back at you."

Yang Fan gazed at the cave entrance with a forlorn expression for a while, then shifted his attention to another spot, "I’ll try this."

This time, Yang Fan didn’t dare to gamble with the wooden mace.

If it were to break, he would definitely cry himself to death.

Finding a thick stick from around the area, Yang Fan slammed it down hard on the cave entrance.

Bang!

Yang Fan was thrown out again.

However, this time he used more force, but the force reflected back wasn’t as strong, roughly doubling the intensity.

"This one seems a bit more fragile, maybe worthy of some research," Yang Fan said, getting up.

Fan Sisi was somewhat worried, "But you still flew out."

Yang Fan waved his hand nonchalantly, "The ground is soft, it didn’t hurt much actually, I’ll try again."

Then, he became a flying man time and time again.

Until that pair of embroidered shoes fell out of his pocket.

"I almost forgot about this lively savior," Yang Fan spat out the mud in his mouth and grinned with a smile.

This thing can kill someone; must be that it could also do other things reasonably well.

Let’s try and see!

Yang Fan went for it as soon as he said it, directly using his consciousness to sense the existence of the embroidered shoes.

The Prohibition seal on these shoes has now been erased, and using them has become much simpler.

Just need to sense its existence while using the Heavenly Eye Technique.

It’s almost like just staring at it with your eyes wide open.

"Can you stand on your head and bite your toes for me?"

A slightly mechanical voice echoed in Yang Fan’s mind.

Yang Fan: ...

This thing is definitely not serious.

Always presenting these ludicrous conditions.

Standing on his head to wash his hair he could manage somehow, but standing on his head to bite his toes, isn’t that a bit too much?

Yang Fan showed his disdain.

If he did this, Fan Sisi probably wouldn’t want to kiss him afterward.

"Can I choose another one?" Yang Fan asked.

"Can you stand on your head and bite your toes for me?" it repeated.

Yang Fan was speechless.

Looks like it can’t be changed.

"Sisi, if I bite my own toes, would you still want to kiss me later on?" Yang Fan asked with a mournful face, "I don’t have any weird hobby, it’s just that I have no choice but to do this right now."

Fan Sisi, who had heard about the embroidered shoes from Yang Fan and Mr. Fan before, thought of the shoes as soon as she heard Yang Fan’s words and asked with a strange expression, "Its condition?"

Yang Fan nodded silently, "I’m not keen on speaking ill of it, but no normal person would set such a condition."

Fan Sisi agreed completely, nodding profoundly, "This is too weird."

Yang Fan stared at the embroidered shoes with drooping eyelids and heaved a sigh, "This is beyond weird, it’s... never mind, just do it. If I don’t, it’ll kill me. I think I’ve done this kind of thing when I was very small, but now it really feels dirty, might as well relive the joy of childhood."

"It’s okay, as long as you don’t kiss me today, I should forget it after a while." Fan Sisi snorted with laughter, "When I was little, I seem to have done similar things, even played by myself..."

"Hold on, what kind of playing are you talking about?" Yang Fan suddenly looked over.

That seemed like a lot of information in what Fan Sisi said.

Fan Sisi smiled coyly, "Which kind do you guess?"

"I guess it’s that kind," Yang Fan said.

Fan Sisi giggled naively, "Then you guessed it, it really is that kind."