Happy Little Farmer
Chapter 705

Chapter 705: Chapter 705

Standing on one’s head and biting their toes is actually easier than washing one’s hair while doing a headstand.

But it is just filthy!

After performing the action with a face full of disgust, Yang Fan jumped up and pointed at the hole, shouting at the embroidered shoes, "Go, break it for me, breach it!"

Having made such a great sacrifice, Yang Fan had to reap some benefits.

Otherwise, it would be a huge loss.

Once the conditions were met, the embroidered shoes obediently complied. They turned around and then pitter-pattered towards the hole. It looked just like an invisible person wearing the shoes and walking towards the hole, taking dainty steps as if it were a woman.

Fan Sisi quietly moved closer to Yang Fan and whispered, "Fanzi, doesn’t this look a bit... mysterious? Are you sure there isn’t a person wearing these shoes?"

"There’s no one; it’s just the shoes," Yang Fan said. "But, it does indeed seem like that. Don’t be nervous, it’s nothing. This thing operates within its own set of rules and won’t harm us. The premise is, we have to fulfill the conditions it asks for, or else it’ll kill us."

"Just like, just now. Not only physically, but mentally too, I was really resistant to doing that."

Fan Sisi chuckled lightly, "You better not remind me again, or I’m sure I’ll remember it for a long time. If you don’t keep bringing it up, maybe I’ll forget about it soon."

"Okay."

"What do you think it’s doing?" Fan Sisi asked quietly.

The embroidered shoes were walking around the hole, occasionally doing a couple of laps on the walls to study it.

"It seems like it’s figuring out the best point of entry, looking for a breakthrough," Yang Fan said.

"It seems quite smart," Fan Sisi said softly. "Honestly, I find it hard to believe that it’s just a pair of shoes and not a person. The way it’s behaving is just like a human reaction."

"It does resemble that, but you should trust me. I wouldn’t lie to you about this," Yang Fan said.

If you just look at the surface, this pair of shoes really is excessively humanized.

After studying the area for a while, the embroidered shoes finally began their attack.

With the top of the shoe turned downwards, it gently tapped the seemingly transparent but, in reality, solid entrance with its tip.

Knock, knock, knock.

Just like knocking on a door.

Whether it’s the sound, form, or the action, it all looks exactly like knocking on a door.

The only thing is that at this moment the surface of the shoe is facing down.

If you imagine a person above it, then that person would be lying on the ground, knocking on the door with their toes upside down.

"Strange, why hasn’t it been bounced back?" Yang Fan said in surprise.

Completely engrossed, Fan Sisi speculated, "Maybe, it has some special technique to dissipate the force that should have bounced it back. Perhaps, the reason it circled around the hole for so long was to find such a spot."

"Shoes being smarter than a person just defies the natural order," Yang Fan said self-deprecatingly, jokingly accepting Fan Sisi’s explanation.

He felt that it looked to be the case too.

The embroidered shoes tapped with patience, focusing on that one spot, continuously knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock...

Yang Fan had already added firewood five or six times, yet it kept knocking persistently.

"I actually think it’s quite patient and even a bit elegant," said Yang Fan with a chuckle.

"I was just about to say that," Sisi laughed. "I think, its owner must be a very elegant and composed woman, full of intellect. A pair of shoes has only retained a part of her Divine Soul, and yet it can achieve this much. Her elegance and intellect must be embedded in her bones."

Bang!

All of a sudden, a muffled noise came from afar.

Yang Fan immediately looked in the direction of the sound, while Fan Sisi quickly turned toward the cave entrance.

"I thought the entrance had opened," said Sisi. "But it hasn’t, what was that noise just now, Fanzi, you heard it too, right?"

Yang Fan nodded with a hint of seriousness in his expression, "It came from the side we just passed. You stay here, I’ll go and check it out. The noise was loud, sounded like something heavy crashed down."

"Let’s go together. I feel even less safe with these shoes than with you," Sisi said.

Seeing this, Yang Fan didn’t insist further. He grabbed his wooden mace and walked with Sisi towards the side they came from.

The overall shape of this deep ravine looked like an irregular ’7’.

The place they had fallen off was the short stroke of the ’7’, while the cave entrance was at the long stroke.

As Yang Fan led Sisi around cautiously, they saw from a distance a woman sprawled face-down, almost completely buried in the thick pile of fallen leaves, with only her back and upright buttocks clearly visible.

"Fanzi, could that be the Mysterious Woman from the Yun Family?" Sisi abruptly grabbed Yang Fan and whispered.

Yang Fan chuckled softly, "If the old ancestor of the Yun Family dressed this fashionably, it would truly be defying the natural order. That’s the teahouse owner, Yun Miaoyi."

"Fanzi, your eyesight is quite something," Sisi said, suddenly on guard. "With just a back and buttocks, you can recognize the owner of the Yun Family? Tell me honestly, is there something going on between the two of you?"

"I’ve spent enough time with her today, but from just a back and buttocks, I couldn’t have recognized her as Mrs. Yun Miaoyi. At most, I could tell she’s a woman."

The associative ability of women can sometimes be horrifyingly overactive.

For now, there wasn’t any story between Yang Fan and Yun Miaoyi, but who knows about the future.

"No, it’s just that her clothes are quite noticeable. Isn’t that what she was wearing today?" said Yang Fan. "I just noticed her clothes, despite your suspicions being reasonable. But we just met yesterday."

"Quickly, let’s save her. Don’t let her suffocate instead of being injured from the fall."

"Hurry, hurry," Fan Sisi urgently pulled Yang Fan along to run over.

"Actually, what you probably noticed was her buttocks, right? Such round, such perky buttocks are rare, almost like they’re enhanced with some black technology," Sisi continued.

The moment Yang Fan flipped Yun Miaoyi over and helped her up from the ground, he heard this remark and couldn’t help but appear slightly stunned.

"You really understand me. This time... you guessed right. I did take notice," Yang Fan admitted honestly, no longer denying. "But I also noticed her clothes. Jeans matched with that kind of buttocks are indeed quite eye-catching."

Excessive denial is a sign of guilt.

So, it’s better to admit some things moderately.

"You’re honest enough. Later I’ll reward Little Fanfan with a sweet kiss," Sisi said. "It looks like she just fainted from the fall, she’s fine everywhere, nothing seems out of place."

Having just experienced a cliff jump themselves, they weren’t too worried about Yun Miaoyi’s state.