Happy Little Farmer
Chapter 303

Chapter 303: Chapter 303

Yang Fan chuckled softly, "Your explanation is barely acceptable."

"But you know, it feels terrible to be used. When you first came in, I was actually touched for a moment, only for Ex-husband to barge in as soon as you put down that lunchbox. That’s when I realized something was off."

"I’ll wash your clothes for another month!" Bai Mengzhu bit her lip, adding to the conditions.

After all, she was adept at seizing opportunities to play her schemes, seemingly knowing that all dissatisfaction stemmed from unmet interests.

She added the condition without even a frown.

Yang Fan watched Bai Mengzhu with amusement, "Your Ex-husband just left with a grudge. If nothing unexpected happens, I might face a series of targeted incidents such as being hit with a club, splashed with paint, or having manure dumped in front of my door."

"I haven’t done anything, yet I’ve got all these troubles. How unjust is that? And let me tell you, your impression that your ex-husband is afraid of me is absolutely wrong. He’s always harbored resentment towards me."

Bai Mengzhu’s bright eyes quietly watched Yang Fan, and after hesitating for quite a while, she said, "I’ll cook for you for three months, wash clothes for three months, and clean as well. If anything else happens, I’ll take full responsibility."

"Fine, it looks like this is your highest offer," Yang Fan said with a tone of regret.

"I was actually hoping your next offer would be to play a little make-believe romance. Even if it were just a one-time thing, I would be very happy to take care of all these issues."

Bai Mengzhu abruptly widened her eyes, looking incredulously at Yang Fan, "You actually have designs on me?"

"Is it so strange for me to be interested in a beautiful woman like you?" Yang Fan asked puzzled, "There must be plenty of people interested in you. Perhaps I’m one of the very few who are willing to express it without the pretense of love."

"Rogue!" Bai Mengzhu’s cheeks flushed a little as she muttered softly.

Yang Fan laughed it off nonchalantly, "Your Ex-husband is no different in his motives."

"Him? He’s just trying to disgust me!" Bai Mengzhu said with contempt.

"To disgust you, to cause trouble for people around you is, in the end, to force you to comply so he can continue to sleep with you. It’s just that his methods are indeed pretty disgusting," Yang Fan shook his head.

As a man, he could sense the Ex-husband’s motives for all these actions.

Before things had gotten to this point, he must have said some sweet words to Bai Mengzhu, trying to seek reconciliation.

After Bai Mengzhu’s rejection and even pointed sarcasm, that guy had started to resort to scoundrel tactics.

"Do you always speak so directly?" Bai Mengzhu’s bright eyes fixed on Yang Fan as she asked.

Yang Fan shrugged, "Stating a fact is clearer and easier to understand when it’s succinct."

Bai Mengzhu didn’t argue back, looking instead like an angry little frog, puffing her cheeks and rolling her eyes lightly.

"So all this talk, do you agree to my conditions or not?" she asked with a hint of petulance.

Yang Fan nodded, "If there was a better offer, I’d definitely go for that one. But since you don’t have any other options, it seems I will have to agree. Cooking, cleaning, laundry—it’s like having a housekeeper for three months. Not bad."

"Damn, I never thought I’d see the day when someone like me would have a housekeeper to order around. Let’s start with making me a cup of tea!"

Bai Mengzhu rolled her eyes again, her mouth curving slightly, "You certainly slip into the role quickly!"

"Well, it’s a great risk I’m taking on, so I have to start enjoying it early. Do you realize that 99% of homicides in modern society are crimes of passion? The consequences are severe, and you still have complaints?"

Bai Mengzhu didn’t argue further, swiftly made Yang Fan a cup of tea, and then asked, "Does the place need a little tidying? Do you have any clothes that need washing?"

Apparently convinced by Yang’s earlier remark, she quickly embraced her role.

"If you want to wipe something down, feel free. I’m not in need of a clothes wash right now," Yang Fan said.

"Alright!"

Bai Mengzhu responded briskly, went to the bathroom to wash two rags, and began to help Yang Fan wipe the furniture.

Yang Fan sat in the armchair, a hint of a smile playing on his lips, watching with satisfaction as Bai Mengzhu bustled about.

He had to admit, having a landlord as a nanny felt strangely good.

And she was a feast for the eyes as well.

The professional outfit outlined Bai Mengzhu’s graceful figure with tempting curves, a prominent bust and rear, and mesmerizing long legs.

The pencil skirt that reached mid-thigh made Yang Fan’s gaze follow her every time she bent over.

Despite the dark interior, Yang Fan could never quite see what lay in the deepest depths.

It didn’t seem very deep from the look of it.

It was unclear whether Bai Mengzhu had mastered the art of bending over just so, or if it was all about the angle.

On her first day at work, Bai Mengzhu cleaned meticulously, inside and out, touching every corner, and after making the floors shine, she turned to Yang Fan and said, "Is there anything else you need? If there’s something else, I can take care of it now; if not, I’ll be heading to work."

"How about you give me a shoulder massage?" Yang Fan asked with a smile.

"Don’t push your luck," Bai Mengzhu retorted, slightly speechless. "Just this once, okay? Massaging shoulders is not part of the deal I agreed to with you. If you ask again next time, I won’t do it."

"Fine, taking advantage once is a good thing," Yang Fan replied, grinning nonchalantly.

Bai Mengzhu was so speechless she didn’t want to talk anymore.

It was only when she placed her slender, fair hands on the back of Yang Fan’s neck that she muttered, "This is the first time I’ve seen someone claim their advantage so brazenly."

"That’s because others are subtle, or they simply have no advantage to take," Yang Fan said with an unconcerned smile.

"Did you have training? This technique feels quite comfortable; it’s gentle, warm, and just the right amount of pressure."

Bai Mengzhu paused, "I get that the pressure is just right, but what are you describing as gentle and warm?"

"Your hands, they’re gentle, and they carry warmth," Yang Fan explained.

Bai Mengzhu: ...

Suddenly, she was starting to regret doing this.

She even began to worry about her body vaguely.

This guy was too flippant!

"Are you done?" Bai Mengzhu asked irritably.

"Let me enjoy it a little longer," Yang Fan said.

"I need to go to work," Bai Mengzhu said as she let go of his shoulders. "I’ll come over tomorrow morning to clean up for you. If you open the door late, I’ll come over at noon, and I’ll bring your lunch with me."

"Please vary my meals often; don’t serve the same food every time," Yang Fan said with a warm smile.

"Got it!"

"Oh, and you might consider changing your stockings; it looks like they’ve run!" Yang Fan reminded her kindly.

Bai Mengzhu took a deep breath and said through gritted teeth, "Thanks a lot, but if you peep at me again, I might just kill you!"

She had noticed the run in her stockings that morning.

But since the run was nearly up to the top, she had been too lazy to change them.