Happy Little Farmer
Chapter 302

Chapter 302: Chapter 302

"Why do I get the feeling that you’re quite angry?" Yang Fan scrutinized the living mummy, asking in bewilderment.

"With you being so angry, can your promise really count?"

The state the Ex-husband is in right now doesn’t seem like someone who’s come to apologize and make peace.

Yang Fan was even becoming certain in his judgment.

Could this bastard really be planning to give him three thousand yuan and then accuse him of extortion?

"Angry? No, no!" Ex-husband immediately said, "I’m in pain, my legs hurt, my hands hurt, my face hurts, my head hurts."

Yang Fan was taken aback.

This...

He does look like he’s truly in pain.

"Since that’s the case, you should head back and rest early, stop wandering around aimlessly. If you fall again, it’ll hurt even more," Yang Fan said with a face full of concern.

"Okay, then let’s settle on that!" Ex-husband said, holding back the fury in his heart.

"Rest assured, I am a person who very much keeps his promises," Yang Fan said with a smile that was all benevolence, waving his hand.

Those two tattooed youngsters pushed the Ex-husband out of the shop.

Despite looking like that wreck, his entourage was indeed sizable, almost seemed like a big shot stepping out.

No sooner had he left than Bai Mengzhu, dressed like a bank employee, walked in carrying a lunchbox.

"Haven’t had lunch yet? Here, it’s homemade cooking, don’t mind it."

Yang Fan looked puzzled at the item in her hand, "What brought you to feed me all of a sudden?"

"It’s not sudden; I’ve always remembered!" Bai Mengzhu said frankly, "I can’t seem to be of any help with other things, but I can handle a few meals for you."

"You just rented my shop, and then this incident happened. Although I waived one month’s rent, I still feel somewhat guilty. Especially since you’re on your own and you don’t like restaurant food, I thought I’d bring you meals for a while."

"Don’t overthink it, just see it as a simple gesture. Looking at you, I suppose you’re not someone who cooks for himself."

Bai Mengzhu said a lot in one breath, but Yang Fan still felt it was odd.

This feeding... it really is quite abrupt...

Didn’t we already have this talk?

Before Yang Fan could voice the doubts in his heart, Ex-husband suddenly returned in his wheelchair, storming in and bellowing, "You two dogs! Adulterers!"

Yang Fan’s eyelids dropped sharply, and he silently picked up the steel pliers standing nearby, "Ex-husband, what do you mean by that? Explain it to me, because it sounds both grating and confusing!"

"Confused about what, smartass? The two of you are now blatantly together. Isn’t that adultery?" Ex-husband pointed at Yang Fan, bellowing in anger, his emotions seeming to almost lift him from the wheelchair.

Yang Fan hissed softly, his gaze shifting between Ex-husband and Bai Mengzhu.

"Even if we really were together, what’s it to you now? You two are divorced, get that straight," Yang Fan walked step by step towards Ex-husband with the steel pliers in his hand, "You’d better shut your filthy mouth right now, and get out of here, or else I won’t mind knocking out all your teeth."

A flicker of fear appeared in Ex-husband’s eyes, "Miss Bai, you’re having an affair within marriage. I’m going to divide the assets again; I’m going to sue you! You immoral slut, pretending to be pure—playing the saint!"

Bai Mengzhu walked over, expressionless, and suddenly slapped Ex-husband’s bandaged face.

"Get out!"

"Fuck this, you actually dared to hit me! Kill her for me." The Ex-husband struggled to stand up, at the same time issuing commands to the two tattooed thugs behind him.

Yang Fan’s hand, with the heavy steel pliers, jabbed out from the side, positioning it between the two groups of people.

"You, now, better get outta here!" He said with a stern face, enunciating each word.

"Otherwise, I’ll smash your skull, and I should still be able to afford the medical bills for your half-worthless life."

Rage almost seemed to spew from the Ex-husband’s eyes, but he slowly sat back down in the wheelchair.

"Bitch, just you wait!"

With this vicious threat, the Ex-husband, like a wild dog pretending to be fierce while scurrying away with its tail between its legs, left Yang Fan’s Bai Cao Pavilion.

Yang Fan glanced at Bai Mengzhu’s ashen cheeks, put down the steel pliers, and went over to open the takeout that Bai Mengzhu had brought.

He wanted to verify his guess.

Upon opening the bag, he was surprised nonetheless.

Inside was a box of soup dumplings and some side dishes.

It was clear these were restaurant dishes, and yet so casual.

It was already noon, and she had actually brought breakfast.

"Miss Bai, I seem to smell a whiff of conspiracy and manipulation. Do you smell it?" Yang Fan asked jokingly.

Such a dramatic scene had just unfolded before his eyes; if he still didn’t understand what had just happened, then he truly deserved to be used as a fool.

"I’m sorry!" Bai Mengzhu came over and said bluntly.

Yang Fan looked down intently at Bai Mengzhu’s expression, "That’s it?"

Bai Mengzhu’s cheeks, which carried a hint of sensuality, were tense as she stayed silent for a while before saying, "I was just eating across the street, and I saw him come in. I noticed you threaten him with those pliers, and I suddenly had an idea."

"To use me as part of your plan?" Yang Fan asked, half-mockingly.

Bai Mengzhu didn’t deny it and nodded her head, "He sent me disgusting messages yesterday, insulting me and asking if I was hooking up with you and so on—just very repulsive stuff. I noticed he seemed a bit scared of you, so I decided to go all out and let him see for himself."

Yang Fan rubbed his chin with his palm, mumbling, "With this move of yours, you’ve ruined the reputation of naive little ol’ me!"

Bai Mengzhu jerked her head up, shocked at Yang Fan’s words.

She truly hadn’t expected Yang Fan to come out with such a remark.

"From now on, I’ll bring you lunch every day as compensation, alright?" Bai Mengzhu said wistfully.

"That bastard has been hounding me to the point of insanity, and I really don’t understand what he wants. One minute, he wants to get back together with me, the next he’s cursing me for fooling around with this man or that. We only have three men in our office, and he’s sent threats to all of them."

"If this doesn’t get resolved, not only am I going to go crazy, but they will too. Those colleagues of mine are good, honest folks, and now they’re so scared that they group up to go home after work."

"Hey, why do I find your words a bit off? So, are you saying I’m not the good, honest kind, and thus I should be exploited?" Yang Fan was immediately somewhat displeased.

He had been empathizing with Bai Mengzhu, considering her situation, when she unexpectedly came out with that statement.

"I’m sorry, I didn’t mean that you weren’t honest and good; what I meant was you’re not that weak," Bai Mengzhu said earnestly.