Happy Little Farmer
Chapter 144: Mao Sui Recommends Himself

Chapter 144: Chapter 144: Mao Sui Recommends Himself

Zhu Shanshan was quite dominant too. Seeing how Old Zhou acted like a mouse in front of a cat around her, one could easily tell. That time, if Shanshan had actually caught Old Zhou and Wu Xuelan together, they would have definitely been done for.

There was absolutely no doubt about it.

Although Yang Fan had interrupted Old Zhou’s plans and got involved with Wu Xuelan, if you really thought about it, Yang Fan had actually done them a big favor, saving them from a dire situation.

Yang Fan’s mind ticked, and he deliberately said, "Eating is secondary, the main thing is, after having tasted meat and fish, my appetite hasn’t been great recently. I keep thinking about that feast I had."

Wu Xuelan was somewhat baffled and looked somewhat blankly at Yang Fan, "Are you saying my cooking skills are bad? Just tell me what you want to eat, maybe I can make it."

Yang Fan’s words were too subtle, and Wu Xuelan didn’t catch his real implication at all.

"This dish you can definitely make, and it’s very simple, it seems to just involve taking off some clothes or something," Yang Fan said with a smile.

Wu Xuelan suddenly realized, giving Yang Fan a slight slant look, and somewhat embarrassed, she asked, "Are you trying to hit on me?"

Yang Fan nodded emphatically, "After tasting your delicious meat and fish, one tends to want more."

Wu Xuelan giggled softly, "You little rascal, just go for it, why all the sweet talk. Just tell me directly, it’s not like I can hit you. So, my place or yours?"

"Let’s go to your place, mine isn’t very convenient," Yang Fan said.

Wu Xuelan was surprisingly direct; in comparison, he seemed rather coy.

But talking about such matters directly always seemed a bit off.

Last time was after all under special circumstances, it wasn’t something they both willingly embarked on.

"Let me tell you a little secret, I invited you to dinner today because I wanted you to have your way with me," Wu Xuelan suddenly leaned towards Yang Fan’s ear and chuckled, "I even prepared some white wine, planning to use the alcohol as an excuse, but it seems unnecessary now."

"We were actually thinking the same thing?" Yang Fan asked in surprise.

This was purely a waste of effort.

He had actually pondered and hinted subtly, totally unnecessary.

"For things like this, isn’t it inappropriate for me, a woman, to outright come to you? But you, you little rascal, haven’t even sent me a message since our last encounter. I thought you were no longer interested and didn’t want to deal with me anymore," Wu Xuelan muttered a bit sorrowfully.

"I prepared some drinks and dishes today to take the chance to ask clearly, to see if you only wanted once or if you wanted a regular bed partner to mess around with occasionally."

Yang Fan grinned.

Mature women were indeed straightforward in these matters.

A casual bed partner to mess around with occasionally, her words straightforwardly touched Yang Fan’s heart.

"You, a woman as charming and intelligent as you, did you think I would want just one fling? That worry of yours was unnecessary; I’ve just been really busy lately," Yang Fan said, "With what you just said, it seems I don’t need to think too much anymore."

"What’s there to think so much about? We’ve done it once already; it’s not like we just met," Wu Xuelan chuckled. "We’re all adults here; if it’s a matter of convenience, let’s just be direct about it. Whenever I’m free, just come over and sleep, what’s the big deal?"

"You tell me to expose myself and let you play with me in the middle of this main road, obviously I can’t do that. But at home, do you believe I could undress faster than you? A woman of my age living alone for so long, don’t be modest. Whatever you’re thinking, just say it, or maybe throw in some money to make it worthwhile."

"Take Gao Lanlan, for instance. If you offered her three to five hundred yuan right now to mess around with her, do you believe she’d drop her pants in an instant? She’s desperate, trying to act coy like a young girl, but that’s impossible. She’s also worried about not having anything to eat, fearing she might miss this opportunity."

This could really be considered expert advice.

Gao Lanlan was indeed like that.

"Is it really that simple?" Yang Fan asked.

"Of course, it definitely depends on the person," Wu Xuelan whispered in Yang Fan’s ear, biting it softly. "If you really want to try, you should first get to know her usual behavior. If there’s gossip that she talks to men flirtatiously, touching and pinching, then go for it, you have a 99% chance."

"Otherwise, why not start with experimenting on Gao Lanlan?"

For Yang Fan, Gao Lanlan wasn’t a challenge anymore.

"Her reputation, along with Yu Guafu’s, is a bit too notorious; I can’t easily approach her," Yang Fan looked for an excuse and asked, "Do you have any other suggestions?"

Wu Xuelan laughed heartily, "Are you really interested? Afraid I won’t satisfy you?"

"You make me feel kinda eager; as a man, who would complain about having too much?" Yang Fan laughed.

Wu Xuelan held her chin in her palm, her slender fingers tapping lightly on her lips, and after a moment of serious thought, she suddenly said, "Why not try my younger sister?"

Yang Fan raised his eyebrows in surprise, "Your sister might be even more difficult, right?"

Wu Xuelan’s sister, Wu Xue Mei, was her real sister, and both had married cousins in the same village.

However, the two families had a bad relationship due to petty issues, often arguing and fighting.

For instance, the first year Wu Xuelan’s husband came back from his labor contract abroad, not only did he renovate their house, but he also refurbished the ancestral gravesite with a rather impressive tombstone.

That time, the ancestral worship ceremony caused a huge scene, and the families had a fight right in front of their ancestors.

Afterwards, Wu Xue Mei’s husband also made contacts and went abroad to earn money, and it’s been almost two years now.

People in the village speculated that Wu Xuelan’s husband’s showy return had humiliated Wu Xue Mei’s family or spurred them on, causing Wu Xue Mei’s husband to fiercely decide to make big money abroad.

"What’s the issue, she hardly ever leaves her house, probably going crazy from staying inside so much. It’s been two years, and she hasn’t been touched once; who knows how she’s getting by," Wu Xuelan laughed.

"Maybe your sister has some social life on the sly?" Yang Fan laughed.

"No way, her house is right beneath mine. I often sit at the door when I’ve got nothing else to do and watch that woman work, sometimes teasing her for fun. I know almost everything about her whereabouts," Wu Xuelan laughed.