Happy Little Farmer
Chapter 117: Forcibly Drawing Connections

Chapter 117: Chapter 117: Forcibly Drawing Connections

Faced with Gao Lanlan’s unreasonable offensive, Yu Guafu had no choice but to cooperate in order to prevent herself from going out later without any clothes to wear, allowing Gao Lanlan to strip off her clothes.

"You wretched woman, are you satisfied now?" Yu Guafu, covering that perky pair of full breasts with her arms, rolled her eyes in displeasure and asked.

Her pair wasn’t big, just average, barely half the size of Gao Lanlan’s.

And her nipples were even smaller, pink and tender, looking like those of a young girl.

"Not at all! I’m going to let you know what happens when someone messes with me today!" Gao Lanlan snarled and suddenly grabbed Yu Guafu’s clothes and leaped off the bed, rummaging through the corner cabinet for a rolling pin.

Seeing this, Yu Guafu’s face turned pale instantly, "You crazy woman, are you trying to kill me?"

Gao Lanlan carefully wiped the rolling pin with a wet cloth, and said with a lecherous smile, "This thing will definitely make you feel good."

"I don’t know about feeling good, but I know this thing could impale me, put it down right now!" Yu Guafu shouted nervously, "Don’t you have any toys or something stashed away?"

"I really don’t!" Gao Lanlan chuckled sinisterly, "All I can use is this thing here, just try it out, taste something new!"

"I don’t want to!" Yu Guafu yelled loudly.

"That’s not up to you. Otherwise, just go out like this, because you’re not getting any clothes today," Gao Lanlan said.

Thirty years east of the river, thirty years west, with this move Gao Lanlan truly turned the tide against the wind, and took complete control of the initiative.

Seeing that Gao Lanlan was really going to do it, Yu Guafu suddenly jumped up from the bed and cried out, "I’m telling you, don’t mess around, that thing can’t be used, it could kill someone."

"Don’t worry, I’ll go easy. Come on, cooperate, or you’ll just stay like this today," Gao Lanlan threatened.

Yu Guafu, with a mournful face, muttered speechlessly, "You’re just unreasonable, what have I ever done to you?"

"Hurry up, just let me have a go, and we’ll call it even. Trust me, I won’t hurt you, this thing isn’t too thick, and I won’t stick the whole thing in!" Gao Lanlan smiled lecherously.

Yu Guafu’s face was full of conflict, and with a forceful but shaky voice, she said, "Then, you undress too. Otherwise, we’ll just stalemate like this. I could just sleep over at your place tonight if I have to, I won’t go out, what can you do to me?"

"Fine." Gao Lanlan agreed readily, "Just undressing, that, I can accept."

"Then you do it!" Yu Guafu demanded.

Gao Lanlan set aside Yu Guafu’s clothes and the rolling pin, and quickly stripped off the skirt she was wearing on the outside.

"Wow, you’re not even wearing panties?" Yu Guafu exclaimed in surprise.

Gao Lanlan said calmly, "I’m used to sleeping naked, is there a problem with that?"

"Sleeping naked is one thing, but it’s quite another to meet people completely bare," Yu Guafu replied with a light lift of her eyelids and a hint of a smile in her eyes.

"It’s just you, not someone else, why should I be afraid?" Gao Lanlan murmured, "Come on, lie down, I want to see how much of a flirt you really are, and whether this rolling pin can satisfy you."

Yu Guafu glared at Gao Lanlan sideways with discontent and lay down on the bed unwillingly, "You better be careful, if you cause any trouble, you’re taking care of me for the rest of my life."

"Enough talk, wouldn’t I know to be gentle?" Gao Lanlan picked up the rolling pin and approached, first pretending to take off shoes to sneak a peek under the bed, then glanced at the wardrobe before telling Yu Guafu lying underneath the wardrobe, "Change your direction, lie this way."

"What’s the difference anyway?" Yu Guafu muttered displeasedly.

"Because it’s more convenient for me this way!" Gao Lanlan said.

"Fine, you’re the boss, what you say goes." Yu Guafu reluctantly changed positions, turning her feet toward the wardrobe.

Previously, from that lying position, Yang Fan could only vaguely see two little plumpnesses, while the rest was mostly indiscernible.

But now, with this slight adjustment, Yang Fan could see almost everything he needed to see, all very clearly.

It was obvious that Gao Lanlan deliberately wanted Yang Fan to watch.

Yang Fan, eyes filled with burning desire, watched as his tent was pitched high.

He had not expected that women’s play would be so uninhibited.

The rolling pin was now a prop that was suggested and promptly put into use.

Gao Lanlan sat down next to Yu Guafu, first grabbed those not-so-big yet very perky little plumpnesses, and began to knead them.

"These little cute things of yours are also so pink, men must like them quite a lot, don’t they?" Gao Lanlan teased.

At this point, Yu Guafu seemed to let go as well, and she reached out to grab Gao Lanlan’s hefty plumpness, saying, "Men prefer yours. Mine would be shunned. However, the larger ones do seem to feel better to the touch, huh?"

"Bigger ones are too tiring; I actually wish they were smaller." Gao Lanlan said, then suddenly turned around, laid on top of Yu Guafu, grabbed the left little plumpness, and began to suck on it with great force.

Watching this scene, Yang Fan’s breathing became instantly rapid.

The sight before him was astonishingly explosive.

Gao Lanlan lifted her buttocks to him, showing off the round and full curves and the features of the golden valley, while Yu Guafu laid flat beside her, with everything on full display.

This exhibition ignited a surge within Yang Fan, making him yearn to join in.

The slurping noises clearly reached inside the closet, sending a rush of adrenaline through Yang Fan, making his blood run hot, and the tent he had pitched felt almost uncontrollable.

But just at that moment, Gao Lanlan’s phone rang very abruptly.

She was busy sucking on Yu Guafu’s little plumpness and did not bother to answer it.

But the phone was relentless, ringing over and over again.

"Who the hell is this, so annoying!" Gao Lanlan muttered, then picked up the call.

After only a couple of words, her voice suddenly got louder, "What do you want from me again? I’m busy!"

She paused for a moment, not knowing what the person on the other end had said, and then spoke angrily, "Just wait outside for me, I’ll get out of bed and open the door for you."

After hanging up the phone, Gao Lanlan said to Yu Guafu, "Go hide in the closet, that asshole Liang Bing is here."