Happy Little Farmer
Chapter 116: The Women’s Battle

Chapter 116: Chapter 116: The Women’s Battle

Yang Fan realized his caution hadn’t been misplaced.

Although Gao Lanlan spoke with absolute certainty, things always had a way of turning unexpected.

Not long after Yang Fan had hidden in the wardrobe, the room door was violently pushed open, followed by a woman’s crisp voice that rang through the room, "You wouldn’t even let me sit in your room; you must be hiding someone. Come on, let me see who you are hiding here, huh?"

"Ah... Look, look for yourself, where is anyone? You dead busybody, I told you not to keep slandering me. I’m not like you; any man could come loosen your soil, water your plants!" Gao Lanlan’s voice rang out.

Her tone was clear, one could tell she was initially scared, but the moment she saw that Yang Fan wasn’t in the room, her confidence surged, and her voice grew louder.

Yang Fan’s heart suddenly felt uneasy, Yu Guafu was quite fierce.

Even if she was Gao Lanlan’s good friend, that was no way to behave, right?

He quietly wriggled deeper into the clothes, trying his best to use them to cover his body.

But his tall stature, over six feet, made hiding there feel like he was only minding his head and not his rear.

Yu Guafu’s disdainful voice arose, "Oh come off it, listening to you, has Gao Lanlan become a paragon of chastity now? Let’s not point fingers at each other; when it comes to reputation, you’re no better than I. Plus, mine was a rumor, what about you? No need for me to spell it out, right?"

"Go away, why bring up these annoying things? What about me? Mine was a rumor too!" Gao Lanlan yelled.

Yu Guafu scoffed, "You don’t need to explain anything to me; it’s all the same. I’m just curious, who did you hide in your house today? Move aside, let me see under the bed!"

"You crazy woman, have you truly gone mad? There’s no one!" Gao Lanlan shouted.

"You nervous? Move aside, let me take a look!" Yu Guafu playfully shouted.

"No, you’re really off your rocker today, there really is no one, stop making a fuss." Gao Lanlan yelled.

Listeing to their dialogue, Yang Fan’s heart felt even more uneasy.

From the looks of it, Gao Lanlan seemed almost unable to stop Yu Guafu’s momentum.

If he were really discovered, how would he face the situation, and how would he deal with it? Yang Fan’s mind was a messy whirl, without a single clear thought.

Yu Guafu, this fierce woman, didn’t she fear stirring up some trouble?

It was none of her business; why was she acting out this capture scene?

Hearing the noisy commotion outside, Yang Fan quietly cracked open the wardrobe door a sliver and peeked out.

On the neatly made big bed, the two women were tangled with each other.

Gao Lanlan seemed to think explaining was futile and just went for it physically.

"Hey, hey, hey, why are you trying to take off my pants? I’m not a man, don’t make it so perverted," Yu Guafu cried out nervously, her hands desperately pressing down on her waistband, attempting to block Gao Lanlan’s efforts.

From his angle, Yang Fan could only vaguely see some general movements.

He was faced with Yu Guafu’s legs and Gao Lanlan’s back, his view completely blocked.

Gao Lanlan was rummaging frantically around Yu Guafu’s waist and said in frustration, "Didn’t you accuse me of hiding a lover in my house? Well, I’m generous—I share my blessings and face troubles together. Now, I’m giving you a chance to loosen the soil and water the plants."

"Even if there’s no one in my house, I’ll find someone today to teach you a lesson, you slut!"

Yu Guafu suddenly yelled, "Easy, easy, my ancestor, you’re pulling my hair."

"No worries, you have plenty of it anyway—perfect for a little weeding," Gao Lanlan retorted.

"Bullshit, where’s the excess? I barely have any," Yu Guafu shouted, "Just stop it, okay? What if I give up searching? Can you accept that there’s no man hidden in my house?"

"It’s too late to say that now!" Gao Lanlan snarled, "Hurry up, move your hand, don’t get in the way."

"Ahhhh...please no, I was wrong," Yu Guafu began to plead coyly.

But Gao Lanlan seemed determined to teach this woman a lesson, paying no heed as she continued to pull vigorously at Yu Guafu’s waistband, forcibly dragging down her pants along with her shoes from her ankles.

Finally, Yang Fan was able to see some things.

A sparse jungle tightly nestled between her legs, giving a glimpse of the landscape of Golden Valley.

Yu Guafu, in reality, looked much sexier and more appealing than in her photographs.

She was a classic case of looking slimmer in clothes but revealing curves when undressed, with a voluptuous body and smooth skin.

Yu Guafu used her hands to cover the exposed Golden Valley and shouted in mortification, "What do you hope to achieve by stripping me down like this? You can’t possibly do anything to me, what’s the point of this charade?"

"What else is there to do? I can do plenty!" Gao Lanlan declared fiercely, "Even if I sacrifice my rolling pin, I must teach you a lesson today."

"You’re going too far, you wicked woman!" Yu Guafu yelled loudly.

Gao Lanlan ignored her, flinging aside Yu Guafu’s pants, and lunged back onto the bed to pull at her shirt.

"Stop it already, I was wrong, truly wrong!" Yu Guafu desperately cried out.

"Let me tell you, it’s too late!" Gao Lanlan shouted as she grabbed Yu Guafu’s shirt with both hands.

"If you don’t want your clothes torn to shreds, I advise you to cooperate a bit and let me have my way," Gao Lanlan stated.

"Where’s all this anger coming from... hey, hey, hey, don’t, don’t pull, I’ll cooperate, I’ll cooperate," Yu Guafu said hastily, hearing the slight tearing of her clothes.

Hiding inside the wardrobe, Yang Fan watched this intense scene, his eyes subtly sparkling with excitement.

The scene was somewhat appealing.

As Yu Guafu was busy trying to stop Gao Lanlan, she forgot to cover her Golden Valley. Because he was directly opposite, Yang Fan saw everything very clearly, although he couldn’t count exactly how many hairs there were, but he saw everything else quite vividly.

The teasingly narrow Golden Valley showed some signs of wear but was still reasonably tender.

Looking at its hue, it really didn’t seem like it had been vastly experienced.

Watching this, Yang Fan, who was nervous just moments before, now felt a strong urge stirring within him.