Happy Little Farmer
Chapter 118: The Collision in the Wardrobe

Chapter 118: Chapter 118: The Collision in the Wardrobe

Gao Lanlan’s sentence not only confused the naked Yu Guafu on the bed, but it also scared the hell out of Yang Fan, who was hiding in the closet at the moment. Has this woman gone mad?

Just put on your clothes and calmly respond, why the hell would you hide in a closet?

Isn’t this the same as taking off your pants to fart, totally unnecessary?

What’s more critical is that once Yu Guafu ducked into the closet, wouldn’t he be exposed?

With such a small closet, even one person would be cramped, let alone two. The moment Yu Guafu entered, she would definitely discover him; there was simply nowhere to hide.

Even if Yang Fan was anxious, he couldn’t make a sound. If he so much as raised his voice, he would be busted even sooner.

He could make a phone call, but his mobile phone was currently outside, out of reach.

His situation now was more like a fish on a chopping board, with no opportunity to take any initiative.

Fortunately, Yu Guafu wasn’t a blind follower; she still had some sense left. Hearing Gao Lanlan’s words, she whispered, "Why do I need to hide? Just putting on my clothes would be fine, right? You and Liang Bing have something to hide, but there’s nothing indecent between you and me."

"I’m afraid you’ll sneak off; get in there quick," Gao Lanlan said as she pushed Yu Guafu.

Yu Guafu’s face was instantly filled with shock. "You woman, I’ve discovered that you’re... really something! Then give me my clothes; you can’t expect me to just hide in the closet like this, can you?"

"Just go in like that; once you put on your clothes, you’ll surely slip away. I don’t trust you that much," said Gao Lanlan.

Yu Guafu rolled her eyes dramatically and took a deep breath. "Fine, you win. I’m going in."

Upon hearing this, Yang Fan was instantly stunned.

And a little panicked.

No, don’t do this come on!

Gao Lanlan must have lost her mind.

She had specifically glanced under the bed before and then deliberately asked Yu Guafu to switch spots. It was obvious she knew he was hiding in the closet. Knowing this and still acting like she was, Yang Fan really didn’t understand what this woman was thinking. She was afraid of being caught by Yu Guafu, and now she was actually creating the opportunity herself.

But even though he was furious inside, Yang Fan had no chance to act at the moment.

If he shouted, it would be no different from waiting for Yu Guafu to come in; either way, he’d be exposed.

Dammit, Gao Lanlan that damned woman!

He cursed silently in frustration and squeezed himself into the corner of the closet as much as possible.

A moment later, the closet door was pulled open a crack.

Gao Lanlan whispered beside it, "Don’t yell no matter what happens later, okay?"

"I know, I know! Why would I yell?" Yu Guafu muttered irritably and tiptoed into the closet.

She was spot on and plopped right down into Yang Fan’s lap.

The smooth buttocks were slightly slick and warm, which made Yang Fan’s body jerk in shock.

"Ah... Who, who’s there?" Yu Guafu yelled nervously, breaking away from Yang Fan’s body and trying to run outside.

Yang Fan quickly grabbed her and whispered, "Don’t yell, don’t yell, it’s me, Yang Fan."

He had no choice but to reveal himself now.

Because he had just heard Gao Lanlan opening the door.

If Liang Bing discovered him hiding in Gao Lanlan’s wardrobe, that would be an entirely different matter.

"Fan... Fanzi?!" Yu Guafu whispered in surprise.

"It’s me, don’t talk, Liang Bing has come in." Yang Fan hurriedly whispered back.

He not only had to figure out how to calm Yu Guafu down but also had to listen to the movement outside, his nerves were practically strung into a straight line.

Although it wasn’t the first time Yang Fan was involved with someone else’s wife, being stuck in a wardrobe was definitely a first.

The awkwardness was extreme.

Upon hearing it was Yang Fan, Yu Guafu quickly calmed down, grabbed a piece of Gao Lanlan’s clothing at hand to cover her graceful body, and asked quietly, "Fanzi, how did you end up here?"

"That... it’s a long story, I can’t explain it in just a few words." Yang Fan didn’t know how to explain.

"It’s okay, I understand, Gao Lanlan must have seduced you, right?" Yu Guafu said with a low chuckle.

"Sister Yu, don’t talk, they are at the door." Yang Fan hurriedly reminded her again.

The wardrobe was not very soundproof.

Yu Guafu obediently said nothing more.

Outside, Gao Lanlan and Liang Bing seemed to be arguing about something. Only after they moved away from the door did she whisper again, "Fanzi, how did she seduce you?"

"It’s not really seduction, what we have is more like a trade." Yang Fan explained, extremely embarrassed.

"Fanzi, you saw just now, didn’t you?" Yu Guafu suddenly asked in a low voice.

She lowered her voice to the extreme, sounding somewhat nervous.

"What?" Yang Fan pretended to be clueless.

"Me, what else?" Yu Guafu said impatiently, "You saw it, didn’t you?"

Yang Fan had not only seen it, he had gotten a very clear view of Yu Guafu’s body.

However, he still chose not to tell the truth, but instead gave an awkward laugh, whispering, "What could I see hiding in the wardrobe? I didn’t see anything. But I did hear some noises."

"Don’t give me that, I just tried it, the gap allowed a clear view of where I was lying just now." Yu Guafu said, annoyed and somewhat embarrassed, and suddenly pushed him.

She might have intended just to push Yang Fan, but in the pitch-black wardrobe where not even a shadow could be seen, she miscalculated the position and pushed right against Yang Fan’s still-tense tent.

"Hiss..." Yang Fan gasped in pain, quickly covering up.

That slap came down quite fiercely.

"You, are you okay?" Yu Guafu, hearing Yang Fan’s tone was off, quickly asked in a low voice.

"You can have a complaint against me, but don’t assault me." Yang Fan said through the pain.

The pain from his spot being forcefully slapped was truly out of the ordinary.

"Sorry, I miscalculated the position, I meant to push your shoulder. Let me see if there’s any harm done?" Yu Guafu said worriedly, as her smooth little hands reached out fumbling.

"It’s fine, apart from a bit of pain, it doesn’t seem to be serious." Yang Fan quickly said, but as he spoke, Yu Guafu’s hands had already reached in and grasped his big brother.

"It’s so big... no, where does it hurt?" Yu Guafu exclaimed unconsciously, then hurriedly asked again.

Yang Fan: ...