Deities Are All Just My Food
Chapter 758 - 370 This is my bosom friend, the lover in my dreams, you’ll have to pay extra!_1

Chapter 758: Chapter 370 This is my bosom friend, the lover in my dreams, you’ll have to pay extra!_1

"If I don’t go, my sisters will die!"

Lin Baici shook off the hand of the female white-collar worker, walked into the kitchen, found a thermos cup, and poured the remaining coffee into it.

This would be for the Fat Otaku Monster later to increase goodwill.

"You’re really going to die!"

The bandaged woman stood at the kitchen entrance, yelling to Lin Baici.

"If you like me, let me do what I enjoy doing!"

When Lin Baici came out, he passed the bandaged woman, gave her a kiss on the lips, and handed her a cell phone: "A gift for you!"

"Too bad you can’t use it in the apartment, otherwise you could call me with it!"

Lin Baici walked to the entryway, put on his climbing boots, and left through the door.

Giving gifts could make the bandaged woman happy, and Lin Baici hoped it would change her mind.

It seems he would need to prepare some more upscale gifts in the future, like designer bags, jewelry, makeup, etc., just in case.

The female white-collar stood looking at the delicate box in her hand, didn’t open it, but walked into the bathroom and stared blankly at the makeup mirror.

About a minute later, the female white-collar lifted her hands and untied the bandage from her head.

"If you saw what I look like now, you probably wouldn’t leave, right?"

The female white-collar murmured, touched her cheek, then lowered her head, washed her face, and re-wrapped the bandage around her head.

"I won’t let my man die!"

The female white-collar went back to the living room, found pantyhose on the sofa with several holes in them, unable to be worn, so she found a new pair from the wardrobe, and decided to change her professional suit for a clean one as well.

When the bandaged woman had changed into her clothes, a sleek and fashionable urban white-collar female appeared. She slung her handbag over her shoulder, put on her high heels, and left to find Lin Baici.

...

Lin Baici, to save time, broke into a brisk trot; by the time he charged up to the 15th floor, he heard Huang Jinxiang’s complaint.

"How long will it take to find them all?"

Big Brother Xiang was close to despair. Until now, only Gu Qingqiu had found one figurine.

Efficiency was too low.

"Stop talking, and keep searching!"

After Li Yintong spoke, her ears twitched; she heard footsteps and immediately shouted a warning: "Everyone be careful, something’s coming!"

Then Tai Mei saw Lin Baici run in from the stairwell.

"Brother Lin?"

Tai Mei was surprised to see Lin Baici return so quickly and excitedly ran toward him: "Brother Lin is back!"

Tai Mei, wearing flip-flops, ran quite swiftly. When she was about three meters away, she launched herself into a flying leap, landing on Lin Baici and her long white legs instinctively wrapping around his waist.

"Brother Lin, did you kill that bandaged female monster so quickly?"

Tai Mei hugged Lin Baici’s head, looking left and right, in complete shock: "Holy crap, no injuries, Brother Lin, how did you do it?"

To Li Yintong’s estimate, even if Lin Baici could win against the female monster, he would be covered in wounds.

Whoosh!

The rustling footsteps hurried along; the people who were searching the rooms ran out upon hearing Tai Mei’s cries.

"Lin Bai!"

Hua Yue Yu immediately ran over.

"Xiba, God Lin is so powerful!"

Zheng Zhonggen was utterly convinced.

Everyone quickly gathered around, except Che Zhengshuo, who walked casually with one hand in his pocket.

"Get off!"

Lin Baici patted Li Yintong’s lower back, indicating for her to let go.

Tai Mei pretended not to hear, still clinging to Lin Baici like a koala bear, and she tightened her legs even more.

Lin Baici pinched her thigh and twisted hard.

"Ouch!"

Tai Mei jumped down as if bitten by a scorpion, rubbing her thigh and complaining mournfully, "Brother Lin, that really hurts!"

"Bai Ci, how did you deal with that monster?"

Gu Qingqiu was curious.

"Please don’t tell me you seduced her?"

After Zheng Zhonggen finished speaking, he received a slap on the forehead from Quan Sangin.

"What are you babbling about?"

Quan Sangin glared at Zheng Zhonggen. Lin Baici was not the kind to joke around, and such remarks could upset him.

"I gave her some coffee and made her my friend!"

Lin Baici evaded the question with a vague answer and changed the subject: "How many figurines have you found?"

"One!"

Xia Hongyao pulled out a figurine of a beautiful girl from her pocket and showed Lin Baici.

The figurine’s upper body was bound with a thin red cord.

"God Lin, we definitely don’t have enough time!"

Huang Jinxiang was sweating profusely in anxiety.

"You guys keep looking for figurines, Red Medicine, you come upstairs with me!"

The group, upon hearing this, was overjoyed.

"God Lin, have you thought of a way to kill that Fat Otaku Monster?"

Che Zhengshuo was curious.

"Aren’t two people too few?"

Kim Myungjin was worried.

"I’ll come too!"

Gu Qingqiu didn’t want to miss the drama.

"I have a plan, but I’m not sure if it’ll work, I’ll go test it first!"

Lin Baici turned to Yi Jisheng: "Can I borrow your silicone doll for a bit?"

"What are you going to do with my girlfriend?"

Yi Jisheng looked wary.

"Once the Fat Otaku Monster is dead, I’ll give it back to you!"

Lin Baici didn’t mention giving the silicone doll to the Fat Otaku Monster, otherwise Yi Jisheng, who treated his silicone doll as a girlfriend, would probably disagree.

"You’re not planning to give my girlfriend to him, are you?"

Though Yi Jisheng was a physical model, meaning he theoretically had no brain, he wasn’t easy to fool.

"..."

Lin Baici, not adept at lying, especially to friends, was silent.

"Just lend it to Bai Ci for now, and once we’re back in Haijing, I’ll buy you a hundred of the most beautiful silicone dolls!"

Gu Qingqiu promised: "And they’ll be the most expensive ones!"