Deities Are All Just My Food
Chapter 759 - 370: This is my confidant, the lover in my dreams, you’ll have to pay extra!_2

Chapter 759: Chapter 370: This is my confidant, the lover in my dreams, you’ll have to pay extra!_2

With Gu Qingqiu’s financial resources, he could afford it.

Yi Jisheng’s face was always stiff, but his eyebrows twitched at these words, clearly showing a tempted expression.

"Is it a deal or not? Give me a straight answer."

Li Yintong urged.

"This is my bosom friend, the lover of my dreams!" Yi Jisheng sniffed, looking at the silicone doll he was holding: "You’ll have to pay extra!"

"I’ll arrange for a factory to customize a girlfriend for you according to your idea, how about that?"

Kim Myungjin named her price.

Yi Jisheng nodded, walked over to Lin Baici, and handed him the silicone doll.

Lin Baici reached out to take it, but Yi Jisheng suddenly pulled it back, held it tight, bowed his head, and planted a firm kiss on the doll’s mouth.

Squish!

The sound was audible.

"I can’t believe this, that’s way too otaku!"

Li Yintong was dumbfounded.

"It’s confirmed now!"

Zheng Zhonggen whispered into Quan Sangin’s ear, muttering, "He’s a pervert!"

Gu Qingqiu and Kim Myungjin looked away, unable to watch.

"Haha!"

Xia Hongyao laughed, knowing Yi Jisheng’s secret, she found this life-sized model quite entertaining.

"Take it then!"

Yi Jisheng passed the girlfriend to Lin Baici: "Tell that fat otaku monster to be gentle when he’s dating her!"

"Hmm!"

Lin Baici took the doll and signaled to Xia Hongyao, "Let’s go!"

Both of them went upstairs.

"Be careful!"

Hua Yue Yu’s face was full of worry.

"God Lin is really great!"

Kim Jinsoo was filled with emotion. The barcode timer on Lin Baici’s face had been erased, he didn’t need to wade into this mess, but he still went.

"Miss Jin, you must cherish God Lin!"

Quan Sangin advised earnestly, such a responsible man, once missed, will never be found again.

"May all the Bodhisattvas bless us, I hope everything goes smoothly!"

Huang Jinxiang clasped his hands together, praying nonstop.

"Don’t just stand there looking silly, hurry up and find the figurine!"

Gu Qingqiu urged.

...

On the 17th floor, Lin Baici stopped.

"Are you really not hurt?"

Xia Hongyao was still worried about Lin Baici deep down, it’s just that she didn’t show it as easily as Hua Yue Yu and Kim Myungjin.

She felt that Lin Baici cared about his face, and even if hurt, would brace himself and feel too embarrassed to say it in front of so many people.

"No."

After Lin Baici finished speaking, he took off all his clothes, leaving only his underwear, and then took out a table and some paper and pens.

"What’s the plan?"

Xia Hongyao poked Lin Baici’s back, "Your body fat percentage isn’t low, huh? The lines on your back look pretty good, it’s a pity not to cup them!"

"Stop messing around!"

Lin Baici said exasperatedly. Xia Hongyao could be off-key at times, but her carefree attitude was indeed helpful for purifying the rules’ pollution.

"Right, right!"

Xia Hongyao quickly nodded, then looked at Lin Baici, puzzled: "What do you need a table for?"

"To draw comics!"

Lin Baici sat down on the chair, swiftly spread out an A4 sheet of paper, grabbed a pencil, and wrote down the words ’Beautiful New World’, then ran through the plot in his mind and activated Divine Grace.

Soul Sketch.

Swish, swish, swish!

On the A4 sheet, Lin Baici quickly drew a character, and the story began.

"Wait, are you... "

Xia Hongyao was speechless, of course, she could tell Lin Baici was creating a comic, but at this moment, could drawing a comic kill the fat otaku monster?

But the drawing was really beautiful.

She’d have to ask Lin Baici to draw her portrait one of these days!

"I’m planning to use the comic to hold that fat otaku monster’s attention while you hide in a hidden spot and turn on the oven to roast that guy!"

""

Lin Bai Ci explained his plan.

They definitely couldn’t win head-on, so they had to resort to tactics!

"..."

Xia Hongyao felt Lin Bai Ci’s plan was somewhat fanciful, as she observed the pitiful state of Huang Jinxiang and Big Ocean Horse being roasted, High Ponytail thought that even if the Fat Otaku Monster was an idiot, it would run downstairs as soon as it felt the heat.

"I understand what you mean, that’s why I’m using comics to keep it here!"

Lin Bai Ci wrote furiously, his impression of the comic having been deep-seated from previous reading, combined with Soul Sketch, thus the work flowed from him effortlessly.

Just five minutes, and the first issue was complete.

"That fast?"

Xia Hongyao was startled, although she didn’t understand drawing, she knew it couldn’t be done so quickly, and the quality of Lin Bai Ci’s work seemed high.

"I used Divine Grace, and I didn’t need to think about panel layouts and plot, I just copied directly!"

Lin Bai Ci explained.

Soul Sketch, a boon of Divine Grace, enabled Lin Bai Ci to rapidly draw anything he had seen, achieving a level where form and spirit were both captured.

Indeed, had Lin Bai Ci witnessed the Mona Lisa’s original, what he drew would be indistinguishable from Da Vinci’s work, even the master himself wouldn’t be able to tell them apart.

"I heard Naruto is really popular!"

Xia Hongyao picked up the twelve original drawings, she still thought Lin Bai Ci’s plan was unreliable, how attractive did a comic have to be to make the Fat Otaku Monster endure the scorching heat without leaving?

"Don’t look!"

Lin Bai Ci snatched the original drawings back.

"I’m not a little girl anymore!"

Xia Hongyao rolled her eyes, she was standing next to Lin Bai Ci and had already seen that these comics were quite risqué in content.

"Naruto is a shonen manga, do you think the Fat Otaku Monster is a teenager?"

Lin Bai Ci drew with incredible speed, "This story called ’Beautiful New World’ is about a temp named Li Haocheng, who is looked down upon at his company, until one day, a female employee finds hidden cameras in the bathroom and accuses Brother Hao of planting them!"

"Just as Brother Hao is about to be fired by his gorgeous boss, he accidentally witnesses her run someone over with her car. Instead of calling the police, she ditches the body and flees the scene."

"Brother Hao captured the incident on his phone and used it to blackmail the beautiful boss for a promotion and a raise, beginning to wield power in the company!"

Xia Hongyao smacked her lips, "Why do I feel like the plot is clichéd? Not even as good as those idol dramas!"

"The plot is enough, and for this kind of manga, who asked you to look at the plot? Do you understand artistry?"

What actually drew people in were the various female characters, especially team leader Jin Meiting.

Lin Bai Ci didn’t believe the Fat Otaku Monster could resist.

Of course, even if the Fat Otaku Monster did resist, Lin Bai Ci had a backup plan.

"Stop daydreaming, smear honey on me!"

With time pressing, Lin Bai Ci had no choice but to entrust Xia Hongyao with this task.

"Oh!"

Xia Hongyao picked up the honey jar, opened it, scooped up a handful, and with a slap, spread it onto Lin Bai Ci’s back.

She thought Lin Bai Ci was being presumptuous and would certainly fail, but no worries, they’d face the consequences together!

High Ponytail, smearing honey haphazardly on Lin Bai Ci’s back, said, "We should work out together sometime!"

Lin Bai Ci drew for half an hour and completed ten issues before stopping to finish up.

This quantity was sure to guarantee the Fat Otaku Monster would fall into the trap.

"Hongyao, turn around for a second!"

Lin Bai Ci wanted to apply honey to the spots High Ponytail hadn’t touched.

"We’re as close as siblings, why the distance?"

Xia Hongyao pouted, ready to continue with the honey.

"Stop! Stop!"

Lin Bai Ci hurriedly intervened, swiftly spreading the honey and putting on a pair of gloves, then he took the original drawings and climbed upstairs.

In the rooftop corridor, covered with red flesh, uneven and slowly writhing as if it were intestines, the ceiling hung with strips of meat resembling large intestines that looked disgusting.

To activate the oven, one needed only to flip the switch—no matter the distance, the entire corridor would become contaminated, entering a roasting state. Therefore, Lin Bai Ci set it up near the stairwell entrance.

Regrettably, this flesh couldn’t be cut and buried underneath, as it would be less likely to be found.

"Go to the ground floor, find the nearest room, and plug it in!"

Lin Bai Ci handed Xia Hongyao an extension cord with a power strip, "When I go in and start coughing forcefully, it means the Fat Otaku Monster is engrossed. Then plug in the oven and turn on the power!"

"OK!"

Xia Hongyao took the cord and went downstairs.

Five minutes later, everything was ready.

"I’m going in!"

Lin Bai Ci took a deep breath.

"Fight on!"

Xia Hongyao clenched her fist, tapping Lin Bai Ci’s shoulder, "If there’s danger, just shout. I’ll be waiting right here!"

Xia Tuan, never abandoning a teammate!