Deities Are All Just My Food
Chapter 757 - 369: I’m a repairman, it makes sense to carry a pipe wrench, right?_2

Chapter 757: Chapter 369: I’m a repairman, it makes sense to carry a pipe wrench, right?_2

It is quite sweet!

"Hehe!"

The female office worker Tian Tian smiled and took a small sip of coffee.

On the television, the drama continued to unfold, and the romantic feelings between the male and female leads heated up.

"That fat otaku who lives on the top floor is so dirty, he even eats cockroaches!"

Lin Baici started the conversation.

"Yeah, I hate him too!"

The woman with her head wrapped agreed.

"What is it afraid of? I’ll go scare it!"

Lin Baici chuckled, intentionally showing a mischievous expression.

"It’s not afraid of anything!"

The woman with her head wrapped sighed: "If it were, I would have driven it out of the apartment a long time ago!"

Lin Baici frowned, she couldn’t just ask how to kill the Fat Otaku Monster, so she had to change the subject: "What does it like?"

"It likes anime, comics for adults, figurines, if anyone touches its stuff, it would fight to the death."

The woman with her head wrapped answered casually: "Oh yeah, and it loves eating Beijing noodles with fried bean sauce!"

"Does he have a girlfriend?"

Lin Baici took another sip of coffee.

"Haha, does a virtual girlfriend count?"

The woman with her head wrapped started laughing: "Oh, let’s not talk about that guy, it’s such a downer!"

"Uh-huh, how about you?"

Lin Baici seized the female office worker’s hand: "Is there something you’re afraid of?"

"I’m afraid that you don’t love me enough!"

After saying that, the woman with her head wrapped stared straight at Lin Baici. Even though her eyes were covered by bandages, her gaze seemed to penetrate them.

"I want to take you to see my parents, they will definitely like you."

Lin Baici felt like a jerk for deceiving a woman.

And honestly, with his sweet nothings, he doubted he could even deceive a middle school girl — the standard was too low.

Luckily for him, the woman with her head wrapped didn’t seem to have any experience with this kind of romance and got flustered all at once.

"Ah?"

The cheeks of the female office worker, even wrapped in bandages, turned red and grew warm: "Isn’t it... too soon?"

"I want them to know that I’m happy now."

Lin Baici hugged the woman with her head wrapped. His goal was simple, to coax the female office worker into helping him fight the Fat Otaku Monster on her own.

The female office worker leaned into Lin Baici’s embrace.

The atmosphere heated up again.

Lover’s lipstick, Paramour Pliers, and White Lover coffee beans — a triple threat that significantly increased the female office worker’s good feelings towards Lin Baici.

"Want more?"

Lin Baici patted the female office worker’s shoulder, signaling her to move back so he could stand up: "I’m going to make more coffee!"

Lin Baici stood up, but the woman with her head wrapped suddenly lunged over and hugged him.

Bang!

The two of them fell to the floor.

The remaining coffee in the blanket spilled, staining the carpet, but the woman with her head wrapped didn’t care.

"I can help you!"

After saying that, the woman with her head wrapped kissed Lin Baici on the lips.

"Oh my god..."

Lin Baici’s original plan was to take advantage of the female office worker’s relaxed guard and burst her head open, but now a new option seemed to have emerged.

Dilemma!

Lin Baici was annoyed to death.

The woman with her head wrapped was obviously very strong; although she wasn’t the next station’s BOSS who dropped the ticket, her strength must have been close to that of the Fat Otaku Monster, otherwise she couldn’t have erased the barcode left on her face by the monster.

But who could guarantee she wouldn’t change her mind halfway through?

And whether she could take the Busan train was still an unknown!

Lin Baici recalled what the Eater God said about her.

A professional woman, good at slacking off, likes to date, receive gifts, shop till she drops. When she puts on her high heels, no one can escape her grasp.

She can become pregnant, and when she does bear someone’s child, she’ll be rather submissive towards that person. However, when she desires a gift, that person must satisfy her, otherwise they’d face domestic violence.

She can be eaten — very nourishing!

"Pregnant, huh?"

Lin Baici touched the King Goblin card he kept in his pocket; the Taboo thing would, once activated, have an effect that ensured pregnancy on the first try!

Still a dilemma!

Lin Baici looked at the female office worker lying on top of him and felt extremely uncomfortable!

Ever since he encountered this female monster, Lin Baici had been thinking about how to purify her and had come up with a couple of plans.

But the issue was, he was unable to overcome his mental barrier.

Actually, from a perspective of maximizing benefits, turning the female office worker into a ’girlfriend’ was the perfect outcome.

The head-wrapped woman sure could fight; although she required gifts, with Lin Baici’s current annual salary exceeding a hundred million, he could totally satisfy her shopping desires.

One could say that compared to the Muscle Buddha who punches his master from time to time, this head-wrapped woman was much more useful.

Um, useful in every sense of the word!

But how would it all end?

Taking this head-wrapped woman to school would certainly cause a sensation.

"Your life is on the line, and you’re still thinking about this?"

Eater God commented.

"Aside from liking gifts and occasionally throwing a small tantrum, she’s a pretty good girlfriend candidate."

Lin Baici wanted to roll his eyes, you make it sound easy, but the problem is she’s not even human!

"What’s wrong?"

The head-wrapped woman saw Lin Baici’s distraction and asked with concern.

"My stomach feels a bit uncomfortable!"

Lin Baici made up an excuse. He really wanted to ask about what was beneath the female office worker’s bandages, to see if he could take them off, but he gave up the idea as the words reached his lips.

Maybe that was the head-wrapped woman’s sensitive spot, and asking could lead to her chasing him down!

"Let me rub it for you!"

The head-wrapped woman’s actions were gentle, and she even embraced Lin Baici, but quickly, her body stiffened and she pulled out the Paramour Pliers tucked into his belt from behind him.

"What’s this?"

The female office worker asked in an unfriendly tone.

"I’m a repairman, isn’t it reasonable for me to carry pliers?"

Lin Baici laughed.

No, he couldn’t drag this out any longer, he needed to finish this quickly.

Lin Baici’s lips, coated with lover’s lipstick, pressed onto the female office worker’s red lips.

On the TV, a couple walked through the snowy fields of the countryside, leaving behind two sets of footprints.

The rich aroma of coffee wafted through the living room.

Even though Lin Baici was the one who had made the coffee, he too was influenced by the coffee beans, and he felt a slight fondness for the person drinking coffee with him.

The night was tranquil, and the moonlight was bright!

Yet in the apartment, it was a tumultuous storm; Lin Baici was like a cavalry commander, riding his most loyal steed, charging through a wild, grass-covered field towards the enemy at breakneck speed!

Charge,

And then victory!

...

Lin Baici laid on the couch, looking at the female office worker in his arms, and tentatively asked, "Can I take all those coffee beans with me?"

"Mhm!"

The head-wrapped woman nestled against Lin Baici like a domestic cat, very docile.

"Would you like to come with me?"

Lin Baici’s left hand gripped the Paramour Pliers that lay on the bedside.

"Mhm!"

The voice of the head-wrapped woman was faint as a mosquito’s, yet her tone was firm.

"But I’m worried that the Fat Otaku won’t let me go, can you help me kill it?"

Lin Baici’s nerves tensed up.

Sure enough, right after he asked, the head-wrapped woman swiftly raised her head, her gaze locking onto his eyes.

Even though the eyes of the female office worker were not visible, at that moment, Lin Baici felt like he was about to be penetrated by her sharp gaze.

The atmosphere in the living room instantly grew tense.

After two or three minutes, the female office worker settled back into Lin Baici’s embrace, "I can take you away!"

"What about my sisters?"

Lin Baici furrowed his brow; he definitely would not leave alone.

"Fat Otaku is the landlord of this apartment, and anyone who moves in is its tenant, who must pay rent. My money is only enough, and can only help pay your rent!"

The female office worker explained.

"How much is the rent?"

Lin Baici felt her tone made him seem like a freeloader.

"You pay with a life!"

The female office worker’s answer was cruel and bloody, "Of course, as long as Fat Otaku needs help, if these tenants can meet its requirements, it won’t kill them!"

It sounded simple, yet Lin Baici and his human companions couldn’t stay in God’s Ruins for long, or else they would be polluted into dead flesh people.

"Then can you tell me how to kill that Fat Otaku?"

Lin Baici was fully on alert, ready for battle.

"I can’t!"

The female office worker shook her head, "And I don’t know how to either!"

"It’s too late, you get some rest, I’m going to check on my sisters!"

Lin Baici got up, picked up the kasaya, and draped it over himself.

"Don’t go!"

The female office worker quickly stood up, grabbing Lin Baici’s kasaya, "You’ll be killed!"