Deities Are All Just My Food
Chapter 754 - 367 I have a date with a monster!_1

Chapter 754: Chapter 367 I have a date with a monster!_1

With Lin Baici’s magnanimous nature, Li Yintong gained a new understanding.

After all, if it were up to her, she definitely wouldn’t hand over such a crucial item to someone else, especially someone she was not familiar with!

"Stop talking, I suddenly regret it!"

Huang Jinxiang revealed a bitter smile, as if his face could twist out a large amount of bitter gourd juice. He vehemently slapped himself across the mouth.

"I know it’s wrong, but I just can’t bear to part with it!"

Huang Jinxiang sighed.

Li Yintong nodded, expressing understanding, as the figurine represented a chance for survival.

"Let’s keep looking, if we find another, we can give it to God Lin!"

Li Yintong offered a word of comfort and promptly went into action.

Huang Jinxiang thought the same and entered a new room to continue searching vigorously.

Lin Baici didn’t care about whether to keep the figurine himself; after all, in the end, the thing had to be given to the Fat Otaku Monster, and he thought that holding onto the figurine might even attract the monster’s attack.

This challenge was definitely not that simple!

After unlocking the 17th floor’s door, Lin Baici prepared to go downstairs; alone, he could use the sense of hunger to quickly search the rooms.

It now seemed that one would feel a slight sense of hunger when in close proximity to the figurine.

Just as Lin Baici was about to let Xia Hongyao and the others know, Huang Jinxiang’s voice rang out again.

"God Lin! God Lin!"

Huang Jinxiang shouted at the top of his voice.

"Don’t tell me you’ve found another figurine?"

Quan Sangin looked at Huang Jinxiang skeptically; the man’s skin was rough and badly blistered from burns. Could Lady Luck really favor him?

Soon, everyone gathered around.

"What happened?"

Gu Qingqiu, skilled in observation, noticed something was off with Huang Jinxiang’s complexion: "Is there a problem with that figurine?"

"It ran away!"

Huang Jinxiang was desperate: "The figurine ran away!"

"Ran away?"

The crowd was startled and then suspiciously eyed Huang Jinxiang.

"You wouldn’t be trying to hog the figurine for yourself, would you?"

Dorisan questioned.

In her view, it was too difficult to find all the figurines lost by the Fat Otaku Monster within four hours, so Huang Jinxiang might be planning to go his separate ways.

"F**k your mother, looking for a beating, aren’t you?"

Huang Jinxiang lashed out in a panic. He wasn’t afraid of what others thought; he was particularly worried that Lin Baici might misunderstand him, as he hoped to continue to rely on the gold thigh that was Lin Baici: "God Lin, I was holding the figurine in my hand the whole time, but when I came out and closed the door, I found there was nothing in my hand!"

"God Lin, you have to believe me!"

Huang Jinxiang was truly on the verge of tears, almost ready to kowtow to show his loyalty.

"You see? If you let Brother Lin keep the figurine, none of this would’ve happened, but you had to hold onto it, and now look at you, a dumbass!"

Li Yintong complained, though she was actually giving Huang Jinxiang an out.

"Yes, I’m an idiot!"

Huang Jinxiang fiercely slapped himself, truly both anxious and furious!

How could the figurine just disappear like that?

[The Fat Otaku Figurine is skilled at fleeing without making a sound; it must be bound with rope arts to be captured!]

Eater God commented.

Lin Baici frowned and waved his hand: "Let’s continue to find the figurines!"

"God Lin, you have to believe me!"

Huang Jinxiang was still pleading.

"Go make up for your mistake!"

Lin Baici reminded everyone, "No matter who finds a figurine again, give it to me for safekeeping. Red Medicine, I’m going downstairs now, take care and call me if anything happens!"

"Okay!"

Xia Hongyao gestured an ’OK’ with his hand.

Gu Qingqiu always felt that Lin Baici was hiding something.

"By the way, does anyone know what rope arts are?"

Lin Baici asked casually.

Xia Hongyao blinked.

Kim Myungjin knew, but was too embarrassed to say anything. As a female streamer, Hua Yue Yu was often cursed at by haters, so she was also familiar with the term.

"It’s a method to spice things up between men and women!"

Gu Qingqiu explained, her expression neutral.

"Ah?"

Too bad she couldn’t call her childhood friend; he would definitely know.

"You know about ’turtle shell binding’, right?"

Gu Qingqiu couldn’t believe Lin Baici was so innocent.

"..."

Lin Baici understood.

"Actually, a hogtie would do!"

Hua Yue Yu raised her hand to interject: "Thinking about it, Lian Po asking for punishment while bound was like he was playing a couple’s game with Lin Xiangru. It feels like they could form a CP!"

"Why are you asking this?"

Gu Qingqiu looked at Lin Baici with skepticism. Could it be that the figurines had to be restrained with rope arts in order to be prevented from escaping?

If that was really the case, how did Lin Baici know?

"The Fat Otaku Monster watched an anime with similar scenes!"

Lin Baici made an excuse: "Alright, I’m heading downstairs now!"

"Stay safe!"

Kim Myungjin expressed concern.

"Yeah!"

Lin Baici hurried towards the staircase, but after running just over twenty meters, she stopped because she heard the sound of high heels.

Click-clack! Click-clack! Click-clack!

"Xiba!"

Quan Sangin’s skin tensed up like a mouse that had encountered a wild cat.

"That... that female office worker is coming!"

Zheng Zhonggen gasped, cold sweat breaking out on his forehead.

Lin Baici turned and ran. If there weren’t so many people around, she would have considered faking death with the Zombie Walk.

Seeing her reaction, everyone else quickly headed to the far end of the corridor toward the stairs.

Gu Qingqiu, curious, glanced back.

A pair of black high heels with red soles led the way into the corridor, with a small foot clad in flesh-colored stockings stepping into them. The heels, nearly two inches tall, gave the entire foot a dramatic arch.

Then, a twenty-something urban female office worker entered the corridor.

She was wearing a white pencil skirt that tightly wrapped around her hips and thighs, outlining seductive curves, with a fitted blazer on top and a blue shirt underneath.

Not small in the chest!

Gu Qingqiu’s gaze continued upward, and although she was mentally prepared, her eyebrows still twitched involuntarily when she saw the head wrapped in bandages.

Pretty horrifying!

The bandaged woman was holding a cup of coffee, sipping through a straw with her red lips. When she saw these people running away, she immediately lifted her heel and struck the ground hard.

Whoosh!

The bandaged woman disappeared on the spot.

Huang Jinxiang ran very fast, not forgetting the pressure this monster had imposed on everyone in the lobby on the first floor.

When he was the first to rush to the stairway, just about to go downstairs, the bandaged woman suddenly appeared there and swung her black small sheepskin handbag.

Bang!

The handbag smashed into Huang Jinxiang’s face.

The bag looked light, but the blow was as if a battering ram had hit Huang Jinxiang, breaking his nose instantly, and two streams of blood sprayed out, drenching his chest.

"Why are you running?"

The bandaged woman inquired, taking a sip of coffee.

Everyone stopped.

Huang Jinxiang held his nose, backing away.

"I asked you, why run?"

The bandaged woman scolded, "Am I that terrifying?"

She hated the sight of people running away from her, as if she were some kind of ugly ghost.

"Where’s your dog?"

Lin Baici changed the subject.

"Dead!"

The bandaged woman slung her handbag over her shoulder again, "Those people were too boring, so I came looking for you to have some fun."

"Oppa, interested in making a date?"

Whoosh!

Everyone looked at Lin Baici.

Xia Hongyao and his own people were worried about Lin Baici’s safety and definitely didn’t want him to go, while Huang Jinxiang and Quan Sangin were ambivalent.

Letting Lin Baici go would take the bandaged woman away, but the problem was, what would they do without their big leg?

"That otaku asked me to find something for him!"

Lin Baici pointed at the barcode on his face, "There’s a time limit!"

"Oh!"

The bandaged woman ignored everyone else, walked straight to Lin Baici, then extended her left hand, hooked her finger under the chin strap of the bandage, and gently pulled it down.

A pair of lips painted with lipstick was revealed.

"Oppa, you are so tall!"

The bandaged woman stood on tiptoes, leaned into Lin Baici’s face, and lightly kissed the barcode.

Mua!

The barcode on Lin Baici’s face disappeared.

"Damn, being handsome is such a big deal, huh?"

Huang Jinxiang was so envious that he nearly withered, wishing the bandaged woman would do that to him.

However, he felt that if he suggested it, she would most likely smash his head in.

"Little White, the barcode on your face is gone!"

Xia Hongyao was genuinely happy for Lin Baici.

Lin Baici’s eyebrows twitched.

Was this bandaged woman really that powerful?

Able to neutralize the Fat Otaku Monster’s rule contamination?

But the priority was to take advantage of this immediately.

"Thank you!"

Lin Baici flashed a gentleman’s smile, showing eight white teeth, trying to look as radiant as possible, "Could you also remove the time limit for my friends?"

Gu Qingqiu couldn’t help but chuckle, Lin Baici at this moment looked like a kept man asking a rich sister for spending money.

"Why should I?"

The bandaged woman countered, "You’re not my boyfriend, why should I listen to you?"

"God Lin..."

Huang Jinxiang and Quan Sangin chimed in unison, really wanting to say, just give in to her!

Actually, with a head cover or a blanket over the head, this monster would definitely be a big beauty, and her figure alone was worth it.

"Little White, don’t be rash!"

Hua Yue Yu was concerned, what if agreeing to be her boyfriend triggered some kind of rule contamination switch?

When the bandaged woman heard this, she swiftly directed her gaze towards Hua Yue Yu.

The little merperson shivered in fright, the hairs all over his body standing on end.

"If I’m your boyfriend, can you remove the time limit for them?"

Lin Baici asked back.

"If I do that, the fat otaku will fight me to death!"

The bandaged woman pouted, "I hate that fat pig."

"Besides, what do I care if these people live or die?"

"Oppa, let’s go, I’ll treat you to ramen!"

The bandaged woman said, reaching out to link arms with Lin Baici.

"..."

The people from the Nine States didn’t know what eating ramen implied, but Kim Myungjin and the other Koreans understood; they were absolutely baffled when they heard this.

This monster wanted to sleep with Lin Baici?

In Goryeo, a woman inviting a man to eat ramen is an implicit way of saying, ’you can stay the night.’

It implies a night of passion.

"Why don’t you ask him out on a date?"

Dorisan couldn’t accept the fact of Jin Big Thigh leaving and pointed at Che Zhengshuo to suggest, "He’s quite handsome too!"

"Well done!"

Not just Quan Sangin, everyone mentally praised Big Ocean Horse.

The white-collar woman looked toward Che Zhengshuo.

Everyone held their breath, praying the bandaged woman would switch targets.

"I don’t like that type; too feminine!"

The bandaged woman tightened her grip on Lin Baici’s arm and even reached to touch his stomach, "I like men with six-pack abs!"

"Small milk dogs are in fashion now!"

Big Ocean Horse tried to persuade.

"You talk too much!"

The bandaged woman’s voice turned cold. With a twist of her wrist, a black credit card appeared between two slender fingers, which she then flicked away.

Whoosh!