Deities Are All Just My Food -
Chapter 753 - 366: Still Have to Rely on God Lin!_2
Chapter 753: Chapter 366: Still Have to Rely on God Lin!_2
"She’s not going to walk away, is she?"
Dorisan worriedly said, "I think God Lin must have some kind of taboo thing that avoids rule pollution!"
"Definitely not!"
Huang Jinxiang was more confident because Kim Myungjin and the others were still there.
"I hope nothing goes wrong!"
Li Yintong stood at the top of the stairs, praying while peering down, when suddenly she exclaimed with surprise, "Here they come, I can hear footsteps!"
Whoosh!
Everyone gathered around.
Lin Baici and Xia Hongyao ran up, one after the other.
"Why haven’t you started cleaning?"
Lin Baici frowned.
"God Lin, how did it go?"
Che Zhengshuo asked.
"I’ll give it a try!"
Lin Baici instructed, "Don’t slack off, keep cleaning the corridor!"
With little time to spare, Lin Baici took a few large strides to the room, knocked on the door, and without waiting for the Fat Otaku Monster’s permission, pushed the door open and entered.
The Fat Otaku Monster, wearing headphones, seemed not to hear Lin Baici come in.
Lin Baici looked at the Fat Otaku Monster, who was piled up on the gaming chair like a mountain of flesh, with only the back of his head showing. He really wanted to chop down with a sword, but in the end, he held back.
"Buddy, I’ve brought you some good stuff over!"
Lin Baici walked over, took out a few magazines, and handed them to the Fat Otaku Monster.
"Have you finished cleaning the corridor?"
The Fat Otaku Monster turned his head, asked a question, then his gaze fell on the magazines in Lin Baici’s hands, and he immediately took them, flipping through casually.
"Where did you get these from?"
The Fat Otaku Monster slurped his saliva, grabbed the mouse, and paused the animated video.
"Saw them while looking for chips!"
Lin Baici’s expression brightened, seeing the Fat Otaku Monster’s reaction, he might just make it through.
He handed all the magazines over but kept the adult film, which might be used again.
A little slyness to it.
The Fat Otaku Monster quickly browsed through the magazines, spending less than a minute on each, and after looking at three, he lost interest and threw the magazines back to Lin Baici.
"Not interesting!"
The Fat Otaku Monster still preferred two-dimensional paper dolls.
"What do you want to watch? Tell me, and we’ll find it for you!"
Lin Baici proposed.
The Fat Otaku Monster did not turn his head, "Go clean the corridor quickly!"
Phew!
Lin Baici took a deep breath, took out the adult film, and placed it in front of the Fat Otaku Monster: "Take a look at this!"
"I told you, I..."
The Fat Otaku Monster glanced over the DVD cover, paused for a moment, and then sternly admonished, "What do you mean by this? I’m a decent person, I never watch these things!"
However, the Fat Otaku Monster’s hands moved unbelievably quickly, snatching the DVD, checking the names, and he picked a disc with a female teacher theme and slid it into the computer’s drive.
On the monitor, after the intro, the content began playing, showing a female teacher being threatened by a boy with blond hair in a school.
The Fat Otaku Monster picked up the toilet paper next to the keyboard on the desk.
[Auntie’s Toilet Paper, canceling out any stain!]
[The moment you hold it, you can’t wait to do housework. Any dirty spots you see at home are unbearable. You must clean them up or go insane!]
Lin Baici did not expect that this roll of toilet paper was also a taboo thing!
"What are you still doing here?"
The Fat Otaku Monster tore off a long strip of toilet paper and glared at Lin Baici: "Get out!"
"The corridor is very clean now, I don’t think it needs cleaning!"
Lin Baici said with a slight smile, suggesting, "How about we go and find you some more discs?"
The Fat Otaku Monster stared at Lin Baici, silent, until he heard the pleasant voice of the female teacher in his ears, then he turned his head to glance at the screen.
"Forget it, no need to sweep the corridor!"
The Fat Otaku Monster grabbed his soda, guzzling a few gulps: "I lost some figurines a few days ago, you guys help me find them!"
Lin Baici, being alone, didn’t know that after the Fat Otaku Monster spoke those words, the time on the barcode on his face reset and started counting down from 4:00.
Outside the door, suppressed cheers erupted, clearly, everyone had noticed the time change.
"How many in total? What sort of figurines are they?"
Lin Baici looked to the right, where there was a display cabinet with many figurines on it.
"I forgot!"
The Fat Otaku Monster was getting impatient: "Get out, don’t disturb my movie!"
Lin Baici left the room, and as soon as he shut the door, those waiting outside couldn’t wait to shower him with praise.
"God Lin, you are amazing!"
Li Yintong almost wanted to bow down to Lin Baici.
"It’s amazing that you could think of using magazines to bribe it!"
Quan Sangin marveled, they had already asked Xia Hongyao, and knew what Lin Baici had done.
"What does these four hours mean?"
Kim Jinsoo asked, "Do we have to finish cleaning the corridor within this time?"
Everyone felt the barcodes on their cheeks.
Four hours isn’t much, but it’s better than none.
"No!"
Lin Baici explained, "It has given us a new task, asking us to find figurines!"
"How many figurines? What kind of shapes? What’s the general area?"
Gu Qingqiu fired off three questions in quick succession.
Lin Baici spread his hands, "I don’t know!"
"How are we supposed to find them?"
Li Yintong felt overwhelmed, four hours were not enough to search the two floors thoroughly, let alone an 18-story apartment building.
"In the next four hours, we must make good use of our time to find a way to kill it!"
Che Zhengshuo pondered.
"Let’s get moving!"
Xia Hongyao clapped her hands, "Start from the 17th floor!"
The only saving grace now was that Lin Baici had a manager’s key, saving the time that would be spent knocking on doors to find keys.
Lin Baici headed downstairs first, "I’ll open all the doors, you guys search behind me!"
The rest hurried to follow.
The 17th floor was very quiet, and in the distance, several bodies lay on the ground, crawling with cockroaches and flies.
Lin Baici unlocked the door but did not push it open, because if there were Taboo things in the room, it might trigger a rule contamination.
In fact, Lin Baici could predict in advance if there were Taboo things inside through his hunger, but he couldn’t warn the others.
Information about the Eater God had to be kept secret.
"Don’t get cold feet, we only have four hours, each person takes one room, let’s hurry!"
Xia Hongyao urged, "Quick! Quick! Quick!"
"God Lin, if we don’t come out, you must rescue us in time!"
Kim Jinsoo pleaded.
"God Lin, please!"
Quan Sangin and his two companions bowed in unison.
"Yue Yu, I’ll go with you!"
Li Yintong grabbed the Little Merperson, "It’s better to have someone to watch your back!"
"No need!"
Hua Yue Yu didn’t want to be seen as a burden and immediately chose a room and pushed the door open.
"You idiot!"
Li Yintong was frustrated, missing out on the chance to benefit from Hua Yue Yu’s presence.
"Act quickly!"
Lin Baici shouted, opening the doors swiftly.
Twelve minutes later, he had unlocked all the doors. No feeling of hunger had arisen, which meant there were no Taboo things on this floor.
Safe!
But Lin Baici’s expression was stern.
There wasn’t enough time!
Lin Baici scratched his head, trying to figure out how to kill the Fat Otaku Monster.
"God Lin, God Lin, I found the figurine!"
Huang Jinxiang’s excited voice echoed through the hallway.
It was room 1709.
Everyone immediately gathered around.
"God Lin, look!"
Huang Jinxiang held up a magical girl figurine, handing it to Lin Baici.
"How can we be sure this is what the Fat Otaku Monster wants?"
Li Yintong licked her lips, "Go up and ask?"
"It should be!"
Lin Baici took the figurine. His stomach didn’t growl, but there was a slight feeling of hunger.
That meant the figurine was the right one.
"Let’s keep looking!"
Lin Baici instructed.
"God Lin!"
Huang Jinxiang had a smile on his face as he looked at Lin Baici, and then his gaze fell on the figurine, his intention clear—he found it and wanted to keep it.
"Xiba, what do you mean?"
Quan Sangin immediately let loose.
"If it weren’t for God Lin saving you, you would’ve been dead long ago!"
Kim Jinsoo felt this guy was shameless.
"Heh."
Huang Jinxiang chuckled dryly. He knew it wasn’t respectable and it would offend others, but what if the person who found the figurine could survive after the four hours were up?
Lin Baici tossed the magical girl figurine to Huang Jinxiang.
"Thank you, God Lin! Thank you, God Lin!"
Huang Jinxiang bowed repeatedly.
As everyone left, Li Yintong stayed behind, unable to resist complaining, "Brother Xiang, what’s gotten into you today?"
"Huh?"
Huang Jinxiang was puzzled.
"Getting the figurine back from Brother Lin, that was just stupid!"
Li Yintong was speechless, thinking that Huang Jinxiang’s action sealed his fate, "But I didn’t expect that God Lin would actually give it back to you!"
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