Deities Are All Just My Food
Chapter 755 - 368: Yes, It’s the Type I Like!_1

Chapter 755: Chapter 368: Yes, It’s the Type I Like!_1

The bank card spun at an incredible speed, throwing a blurred shadow as it shot out.

Dorisan didn’t have time to react; the bank card whizzed past her neck and then curved back like a boomerang, flying back to its owner.

Slap!

The woman with the wrapped head caught the bank card and casually flicked it, her wrist flipping as the card disappeared from sight.

Sizzle!

A red line of blood suddenly appeared on Dorisan’s neck, followed by a gush of blood that sprayed out, splattering the wall over a meter away with a shocking crimson pattern.

Ugh! Ugh!

Dorisan took two steps forward, her face full of horror as she looked at Lin Baici, trying to call for help, but she couldn’t make a sound. By the third step, her head fell from her neck like a ripe watermelon.

Thud!

The head with unseeing eyes rolled half a meter across the ground.

"Xiba!"

Zheng Zhonggen, standing beside the Big Ocean Horse, was so scared his skin crawled.

The others’ faces also turned grim, as if facing a great enemy; not a single word of complaint dared escape their lips.

Thud!

First, Dorisan knelt on the ground, then her body slumped over, dead.

The woman with the wrapped head nodded satisfactorily and looked at Lin Baici: "Oppa, can we go now?"

"Just a moment!"

Lin Baici knew he couldn’t escape; he hurriedly took several big steps to Xia Hongyao, quickly handing over the administrator’s key: "I will be back as soon as possible!"

"Don’t rush, take care of yourself first!"

The High Ponytail was worried: "That female monster is not simple!"

"Don’t worry, I can handle that Fat Otaku Monster!"

Gu Qingqiu interjected, feeling that Lin Baici was underestimating her.

"After finding the figures, use the turtle shell binding to tie them up; that should prevent them from escaping!"

Lin Baici instructed.

"Okay!"

Although they did not know the reason for his instructions, if Lin Baici commanded, they would follow. Xia Hongyao gave an okay sign and went to receive the key, but as soon as she touched it, an electric current burst from the metal key.

Zap! Zap!

The current was so strong it made Xia Hongyao shudder, and she immediately withdrew her hand.

"Damn, it’s over!"

Li Yintong, seeing what happened, covered her eyes in despair.

"You’re kidding, right? Only God Lin can use this key?"

Huang Jinxiang’s mouth twitched.

Everyone’s faces grew even more solemn; they were in big trouble now.

If they couldn’t use this key, they would only be able to get another from the Knocking door ghost, significantly increasing the risk of death.

Xia Hongyao and Gu Qingqiu both slightly frowned, but soon smoothed their brows.

"No problem!"

Xia Hongyao gave Lin Baici a thumbs up: "Don’t worry, I will take good care of Yue Yu and the others."

You had to admit, the High Ponytail was reliable.

It didn’t matter whether it was possible or not; at least her courage and sense of responsibility were in place.

"Little Bai!"

Hua Yue Yu was more worried about Lin Baici than her own safety.

Ah, when a guy is handsome, even female monsters fancy him; some people really have it all!

"Oppa!"

Kim Myungjin really wanted to help, but she felt utterly powerless, which left her with a strong sense of defeat.

"You few, stay away from my boyfriend!"

The woman with the wrapped head seemed to get jealous and scolded them.

"You’ve got it all wrong; they’re all my sisters!"

Lin Baici explained.

"Let’s go!"

Xia Hongyao patted Lin Baici on the shoulder: "Let’s not waste any more time, everyone, go find the figures!"

"How about everyone tries to pick up that key? Maybe one of us can handle it?"

Huang Jinxiang still wasn’t giving up.

"It’s useless!"

Che Zhengshuo, with one hand in his pocket, went off to search for the figures in the rooms.

Time was of the essence.

"Let’s go, come to my room; I’ll cook you some instant noodles!"

The woman with the wrapped head, arm in arm with Lin Baici, descended the stairs and went directly to a basement room on the first underground floor.

Zap! Zap!

The energy-saving light flickered, casting a dim glow. Combined with the graffiti on the surrounding walls, it resembled the scene of a murder.

The woman with the wrapped head stood in front of a security door and took out a bunch of keys to unlock it.

"Oppa, please come in!"

The woman with the wrapped head invited.

Once Lin Baici entered, a strong scent of perfume instantly assailed his senses.

Compared to the cramped rental rooms above, the woman’s room was much larger.

Three bedrooms and two living rooms!

The living room alone was close to a hundred square meters, with a widescreen LCD TV on the north side; opposite it, nine meters away, was a sectional sofa.

Several paintings were haphazardly hung on the wall behind.

The white-collar woman took a pair of slippers from the shoe rack and placed them in front of Lin Baici.

"Can I not switch?"

Lin Baici’s climbing boots were taboo items; once removed, his combat ability would decrease.

"Foot odor?"

The female office worker chuckled, "No worries, go wash them!"

"..."

This damned consideration left Lin Baici without an excuse to refuse.

"There’s hot water!"

The female office worker took off her high heels, revealing her small feet in stockings as she slipped on a pair of pink slippers: "Would you like plain water or coffee?"

"Do you have coffee beans?"

Lin Baici started to take action; he needed to quickly deal with this female monster.

"Of course!"

The female office worker smiled and pointed to the kitchen: "Freshly ground coffee tastes the best!"

"I’ll make you coffee in a moment!"

Lin Baici changed his shoes and quickly entered the bathroom, closing the door behind him.

Phew!

Lin Baici exhaled a breath of foul air.

The bathroom was spacious, with a dry and wet separation, an intelligent toilet, and even a bathtub.

"Damn, a female monster’s house is even better than mine!"

Lin Baici remembered the old, dilapidated house he had lived in since childhood.

The bathroom pipes often leaked, and due to poor lighting and ventilation, there was always a musty smell.

Lin Baici walked up to the vanity, looked at the mirror that was half his height, took out the Lover’s Lipstick, and applied it to his lips.

Apply a little more!

This lipstick would emit a fragrance of roses, make him look fresh and endearing, and win the favor of both lovers and friendly dogs.

Lin Baici then clipped the Plumber’s Wrench to his lower back, which could increase a person’s charm by +1.

If it was a female over 30 years old, whether human or not, as long as she was female, she would be unable to resist the holder’s charm and would feel a huge surge of fondness.

If he went shirtless, his charm would increase by another +1.

"Wonder if that female office worker is over thirty?"

Lin Baici looked at the Bodhi Messenger’s Cassock on him, thought about it, and then took it off, tying it around his waist.

Whether it was awkward or not, he couldn’t care less now, the most important thing was to deal with the female office worker quickly.

Lin Baici tried to summon Muscle Buddha.

It worked!

In the vanity mirror, he could see the Muscle Buddha appearing behind him.

"Oppa, are you not done yet?"

The female office worker, growing impatient, said: "Shall I join you?"

[Taking a bath can increase your intimacy!]

"No need, I’m done!"

Lin Baici thought for a moment, then tucked the Goblin King’s card into his pocket before he went out.

The head-wrapped woman had cut a fruit platter and was bending over to place it on the coffee table. When she turned around and saw Lin Baici, her eyes immediately lit up.

That’s right, he’s my type!

The female office worker picked up a slice of apple, bit into it with her teeth, and approached Lin Baici on her tiptoes.

"..."

Lin Baici was completely numb.

Looking at the bandage-wrapped head of the female office worker so close to him, Lin Baici really didn’t want this kind of female attention.

Too bad he didn’t have a choice!

Lin Baici lowered his head and bit the apple.

The female office worker took the opportunity to kiss him.

Very moist!

It was the taste of apple juice.

In fact, even if the female office worker hadn’t done this, Lin Baici would have had to find an opportunity to kiss her to bring out the effect of the Lover’s Lipstick.

It has to be said, the Paramour Pliers were really useful, and Lin Baici was also certain now that the female office worker must be over thirty years old, otherwise, she wouldn’t have lost control like this.

Three minutes later.

"I’m going to make you coffee!"

Lin Baici smiled slightly, hugged the female office worker, and then headed towards the kitchen: "You stay here, take a rest!"

"Mhm!"

The female office worker backed a few steps into the sofa, casually picked up a plush toy, hugged it, and watched Lin Baici with a light laugh.

Lin Baici entered the kitchen, first took out the lipstick, and reapplied it.

No choice, the female office worker had licked it all off just now.

On the kitchen counter, there was a coffee maker, but Lin Baici didn’t use it. Instead, he took one out from the Black Tripod Bowl.

This was a reward he got from the game "Crazy Maid Café", and coffee brewed with it could improve one’s constitution and replenish God’s Ability.

Lin Baici had been busy in the apartment for so long, and there were definitely at least two more big fights to come, so he needed to take the chance to replenish some Divine Power.

Moreover, Eater God had commented that when this female monster drank coffee, it meant she was in a good mood. At such a time, making a small suggestion would almost certainly not be rejected!

The coffee from this machine was definitely delicious and nutritious, which would surely make the bandaged woman drink more. Then Lin Baici could make his request.

The coffee beans were on the counter, in a big jar. When Lin Baici unscrewed the lid, he was greeted with a rich aroma that made even someone like him, who wasn’t interested in coffee, want to immediately make a cup and try it.

[White Lover’s Coffee Beans, rich and fragrant, deeply affectionate; anyone who drinks coffee you’ve personally made with these will grow fond of you, consider you a confidant, open their heart to you, and reveal their deepest thoughts.]

[The more they drink, the more infatuated with the coffee maker they become!]

After hearing these two reviews, Lin Baici’s eyes instantly lit up.

"Good stuff!"

Why bother being polite?

Lin Baici glanced outside the kitchen to make sure the bandaged woman couldn’t see in here, then immediately found a bottle from the Black Tripod Bowl and began to pour the coffee beans into it from the jar.

Whoosh!

The sound of coffee beans striking the glass bottle startled Lin Baici.

He quickly stopped, but the female office worker’s voice came from outside.

"Oppa, what’s wrong?"

Even though the female office worker had taken off her high heels, Lin Baici could still hear her walking in slippers; she was clearly coming over.

Trouble!

Getting caught stealing coffee beans on the spot, would he be thrown out?