Deities Are All Just My Food -
Chapter 752 - 366: Still Have to Rely on God Lin!_1
Chapter 752: Chapter 366: Still Have to Rely on God Lin!_1
Everyone looked to Lin Baici; in times like these, it was the team leader’s call!
Moreover, even if they chose to fight the monster, Lin Baici was an iron-clad main force; without him speaking up, were they supposed to just go and face certain death?
"Think of other methods!"
Lin Baici, holding a mop, was cleaning the dirty flesh off the floor.
Fighting monsters was definitely out of the question; they had to think of other methods, but the most urgent matter was to survive.
Forget one hour, even if everyone had eight arms and used two hours, they couldn’t clean this corridor.
Whoosh!
Lin Baici picked up a bucket and splashed the clean water onto the ground.
After so many rule contaminations, Lin Baici had also figured out some patterns. In the Monster Apartment’s taboo games, there were no certain-death situations, as long as you found the key, you could save your lives.
For a Fat Otaku Monster, should they start with its preferences?
Lin Baici recalled everything he saw in the room.
The monster seemed very interested in animation!
If they got it some new works to make it happy, could they extend some time for everyone?
"God Lin, would you just say something?"
Quan Sangin urged.
"Shut up!"
Xia Hongyao scolded.
"Right, can’t you see Brother Lin is thinking?"
Li Yintong urged, "Nobody stand around, get to mopping!"
[When the Fat Otaku Monster is in a good mood, it will be more lenient with you!]
"Xiao Bai, do you think it would work if we read it some scriptures?"
Hua Yue Yu pondered, "Let it have no desires and maybe it’ll let us go."
"You want Brother Lin to die faster, don’t you?"
Tai Mei rolled her eyes, "Have you ever seen an otaku who likes scriptures?"
"Damn, if this was Hong Kong Island, I’d take it to a sauna, arrange for ten beauties to accompany it!"
Huang Jinxiang spat out a thick wad of phlegm.
Kim Myungjin and Hua Yue Yu were friends of Lin Baici’s, so Huang Jinxiang didn’t dare to tease them and could only make a racy joke at Li Yintong, "Why don’t you go entertain it?"
Tai Mei simply gave him the finger.
"Otakus like the two-dimensional world!"
Hua Yue Yu, looking at her cosplay outfit that hadn’t faded yet, said, "How about I go dance an otaku dance for it?"
"That’s possible!"
Huang Jinxiang clapped his hands in praise, "Hurry up!"
"Hurry up my ass!"
Xia Hongyao sprayed back; going to see the monster at a time like this was life-threatening!
"Sister Yao, I can do it!"
Hua Yue Yu’s face was full of determination. She didn’t want to be just the team mascot; she wanted to contribute too. That way she could improve her standing. Otherwise, Lin Baici definitely wouldn’t take her into God’s Ruins next time.
"Let’s think long-term!"
If Hua Yue Yu were a God Hunter from the Safety Bureau, Xia Hongyao surely wouldn’t have refused, but she wasn’t.
"Hey, handsome, think of something, will you? You can’t just have a pretty face and no other skills, can you?"
Quan Sangin tilted his chin at Che Zhengshuo.
This guy even kept his image intact when sweeping; one hand holding a mop, the other tucked in his pocket, looking good from any angle, like he could be an extra in a drama.
"I suggest we fight the monster!"
Che Zhengshuo glanced at Quan Sangin, and although the latter was being sarcastic, Che Zhengshuo didn’t get angry.
At such a moment, no one would be in a good mood,
he understood.
"You continue to clean, I’ll go downstairs!"
Lin Baici had an idea.
"You’ve thought of something?"
Quan Sangin’s eyes lit up.
"Do you need me to come with you?"
Xia Hongyao was worried about Lin Baici’s safety.
"God Lin, go swiftly! Go swiftly!"
Huang Jinxiang urged, having glanced at the time on Li Yintong’s face; there were only thirteen minutes left.
Lin Baici sprinted towards the staircase.
"I’ll come with you!"
Gu Qingqiu was curious about what Lin Baici was up to, and having an extra hand would make things easier.
"Red Medicine, keep up!"
Kim Jinsoo gave High Ponytail a push, "We’re safe until the time limit, but Oppa might not be!"
"Right!"
Xia Hongyao thought the same.
"You’re too slow!"
Lin Baici didn’t wait for Gu Qingqiu, striding forward, he hopped down the stairs in a few bounds, faster than Jackie Chan going downstairs.
Gu Qingqiu reached the 17th floor, craned his neck to look down, and could no longer see Lin Baici’s figure.
"Damn!"
Gu Qingqiu, feeling irritated, kicked the railing.
"What are you planning to do?"
Xia Hongyao caught up with Lin Baici, the two of them descending as if they were downhill racing, flying at such a speed that there was even spare breath for conversation.
"Find magazines and video tapes!"
Lin Baici explained briefly.
This apartment had a total of 18 floors. Getting to the top and back in ten minutes was a tight squeeze.
Xia Hongyao didn’t ask further and followed Lin Baici straight to the lobby on the first floor.
Lin Baici glanced at the security door, entered the mailroom, rushed to the wooden desk, and yanked the drawers open.
Clatter! Clatter!
The drawers were a mess.
Some magazines, clearly flipped through many times with curled page corners, displayed scantily clad women on the covers - no need to flip through to guess the content.
There were also plenty of DVDs, aside from some normal movies, some were adult films, Lin Baici took them all without hesitation.
Next to the single bed pillow, there were two novels. Lin Baici took them as well, and while doing so, he saw a pair of black stockings peeking out from under the sheets.
He grabbed the sheet and gave it a hard yank.
Good heavens!
There were more than a dozen pairs of stockings hidden underneath, in all colors.
Lin Baici found a bag and packed them all up.
"Do you think this will work?"
Xia Hongyao felt a bit skeptical.
"We’ll know once we try!"
Lin Baici scoured the place and, seeing only five minutes left, he hurried toward the top floor.
...
"Why isn’t God Lin back yet?"
Kim Jinsoo was anxiously pacing back and forth.
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