Deities Are All Just My Food
Chapter 744 - 361 Remember to Say Thanks to Brother Bai Ci!_2

Chapter 744: Chapter 361 Remember to Say Thanks to Brother Bai Ci!_2

Inhale! Exhale!

Lin Baici took a deep breath, pushed Tai Mei away, and said with a serious face, "Li Yintong, I consider you a friend, but what do you think of me?"

[Why do you have to act like such a gentleman?]

[Eat her! Eat her!]

Eater God commented.

[Even though she smokes, drinks, and has tattoos, it’s not like you’re going to marry her, right?]

[She’s just food after all!]

"Uh..."

Tai Mei was planning to continue her advance, but she froze after hearing this statement.

Lin Baici’s tone was very serious!

Li Yintong looked up at Lin Baici, only to find his clear, distinct eyes staring right at her.

Gulp!

Tai Mei swallowed hard under that gaze,

feeling awkward.

She actually really wanted to be friends with Lin Baici, but she was worried that he would look down on her. Plus, she wanted to latch onto his wealth and had feelings for him, so she resorted to this desperate strategy.

"Get out!"

Lin Baici urged, "Next time I’m in Hong Kong Island, you should show me around as the host!"

"Of course!"

Li Yintong looked at Lin Baici, "When will you come? How about after this Divine Ruins event is over? I’ll definitely make you enjoy it to the fullest."

"Maybe next summer during the school vacation?"

Lin Baici recalled a post he had read on the Origin Forum, "I want to have some fun on the high seas."

"Gambling?"

"No!"

"Then what?"

Li Yintong didn’t understand. Lin Baici wasn’t lacking in women, so it certainly wasn’t to play around with girls,

wait,

"Do you want to board the ghost ship of Harbor City?"

"Hmm!"

Lin Baici nodded.

"Holy shit!"

Li Yintong was shocked, nearly blurting out ’Are you tired of living or something?’

The ghost ship of Harbor City was one of the top ten Divine Ruins in the Nine States.

A meteor had once struck the open sea, affecting a gambling ship and turning it into Divine Ruins.

It was rumored that every kind of horror element that existed in the Eastern world could be found on that ghost ship, and that the experiences there surpassed any others.

"Brother Lin, isn’t it good to be alive?"

Li Yintong tried to persuade him firmly, "I’m not looking down on you, but that Divine Ruins is really dangerous. If you want Top-tier Divine Prohibitions, why not go to Qin Palace?"

The Qin Palace Divine Ruins was the hottest topic in the global God Hunter Circle.

"I’ll think about it!"

Lin Baici placed his hand on Li Yintong’s shoulder and pushed her towards the door, "Hurry up and get out!"

"Alright... fine, I’ll treat you to a hot spring then!"

Li Yintong gave up.

With things having gone this far, if she persisted and Lin Baici snapped at her in anger, it would be too embarrassing.

Besides, this wasn’t the right moment!

At least two girls who had crushes on Lin Baici were present, and even if Lin Baici’s brain was malfunctioning, he couldn’t just do whatever he wanted.

It was my misjudgment!

Next time, when I’m alone with Lin Baici, I’ll delve into a deeper exchange!

Having finally gotten Tai Mei out, Lin Baici closed the bathroom door and sighed.

[Useless!]

Eater God commented, and it was clear whom he meant.

"Can’t I have some boundaries as a person, please?"

Lin Baici rolled his eyes.

He turned on the shower, but less than a minute into his washing, someone knocked on the bathroom door.

"Who is it!"

Lin Baici frowned.

"It’s me, Oppa!"

Kim Myungjin had been secretly keeping an eye on Li Yintong’s movements. She was a girl who knew how to read the situation. Even if she felt upset, she didn’t come to ruin Lin Baici’s opportunity. But she quickly noticed that Li Yintong had left soon after.

This meant that Oppa was clearly a man whose moral standards were above average.

"Did you finish showering so quickly?"

Lin Baici was surprised, "Then wait for a bit, we’ll eat hotpot after I’m done showering!"

"Open the door!"

Kim Myungjin twisted the doorknob.

Lin Baici hesitated for a moment but eventually turned the door open.

The Goryeo girl walked in, looked at Lin Baici, and tugged at her collar, "Should I take it off?"

Her light blue yoga outfit clung tightly to her body, highlighting her enchanting curves.

"No!"

Lin Baici gave up on thinking and turned into a beast of desire!

Mist filled the air!

Lin Baici’s robust body, like an ironclad battleship, burst through the sea fog and discovered the enemy warship that had stealthily approached.

The turrets were raised, ready to load ammunition.

Fire!

Boom! Boom! Boom!

Gunpowder smoke everywhere!

A sea battle had begun!

...

After taking a shower, Lin Baici came out and saw Xia Hongyao eating a self-heating rice meal while listening to Li Yintong talk about her experiences after awakening.

"Covering in honey?"

Sitting aside, Gu Qingqiu leisurely took a sip of milk and couldn’t help but ask.

"Yes!"

Tai Mei touched her arm, "Not only is the honey heat-resistant and fire-proof, but I also feel it has cosmetic effects!"

"Qingqiu, don’t interrupt!"

Xia Hongyao shoveled another couple of bites of rice and stuffed a piece of luncheon meat into her mouth, urging Tai Mei, "Go on!"

Gu Qingqiu chuckled, Xia Hongyao really was a D in intelligence; she hadn’t noticed the main point.

To avoid being roasted, one needed to smear honey all over their body.

That was something one person could not do alone.

During this time, had there not been some enjoyable activities?

"Forget this, I’ll make hotpot, or barbecue is fine too!"

Lin Baici was feeling refreshed now and wanted to indulge in a feast.

When everyone saw Lin Baici entering, they immediately stood up.

"God Lin!"

"Brother Lin!"

Everyone greeted him respectfully.

Of course, people like Xia Hongyao who were already close did not stand up, nor did Che Zhengshuo, who called out "Lin Team" instead of "God Lin!"

But Lin Baici didn’t care about these formalities.

"Don’t bother, this will do!"

Xia Hongyao wasn’t fussy about food.

"Eating barbecue, do you want to apply honey?"

Gu Qingqiu teased.

"Huh?"

Lin Baici looked at Gu Qingqiu’s eyes, his mouth twitching slightly—was she hinting at something to me?

Fortunately, his old schoolmate did not continue on this subject, "Red Medicine, hurry up and eat, then go rest!"

"Just one more story!"

Xia Hongyao regretted not having witnessed Lin Baici’s cleansing of the ritual contamination.

"She left, let Bai Ci tell you about it!"

Gu Qingqiu sipped on her milk through a straw, "If everyone’s fine, go rest, we’ll continue exploring the Divine Ruins in five hours!"

For God Hunters, being well-fed and sleeping for five hours is enough.

Everyone was actually tired a long time ago, but since Lin Baici had not spoken, they did not dare to leave and patiently waited.

"Go rest!"

After Lin Baici spoke, everyone quickly dispersed.

Xia Hongyao hastily shoveled a few more bites of rice into her mouth, "What’s the plan next?"

"With this rare opportunity, I plan to search all the rooms in this apartment, surely we can get some spoils of war!"

Lin Baici already had a plan, "The little monster and the mummy-clad white-collar are quite dangerous, and we’re not sure if there are any more powerful monsters!"

"And that otaku, there’s no intel on him either!"

Xia Hongyao handed Lin Baici a heated box meal, "There’s a problem, though we are fine for the moment, I don’t know if staying longer will cause physical problems!"

"Yue Yu and Ying Zhen just became God Hunters; their bodies aren’t much reinforced, their cells could very likely be contaminated!"

Just by sight, one cannot determine the extent of a person’s contamination. Once the signs of necrotizing flesh become apparent, which means they can no longer maintain human form and their muscles start to melt, it’s already too late.

Lin Baici had considered this problem. The solution was to rely on the hunger radar to directly find the spoils of war, but that would leak information.

"Instead of scouring the entire apartment for Divine Prohibitions, why not go cleanse that mummy-clad white-collar? I heard from Tai Mei Li that her handbag is top-tier!"

Gu Qingqiu thought if they were going to fight, they might as well take on the boss.

[Ten Cockroach people combined wouldn’t be a match for that mummy-clad woman.]

Lin Baici paused in tearing off the plastic lid of the rice box when he heard this.

"Forget it for now, let’s eat first, we’ll play it by ear!"

Xia Hongyao started to devour the remaining rice.

"I’m off, going to sleep!"

Gu Qingqiu stood up, holding the milk carton in her right hand, "Yue Yu, Ying Zhen, do you want to join me?"

The two girls stood up as well.

Just following Lin Baici wasn’t enough; they also had to build a closer relationship with Xia Hongyao and the other girl.

After seeing the three leave the room, Xia Hongyao suddenly leaned close to Lin Baici’s ear and asked, "Is Kim Myungjin really that moisturized?"

"Cough, cough!"

Lin Baici choked immediately, feeling utterly embarrassed.

So the High Ponytail had heard it!

Xia Hongyao hurriedly patted Lin Baici’s back to help him catch his breath.

"I’m full, going to sleep!"

Lin Baici dropped the lunchbox and quickly left the room.

Xia Hongyao, watching Lin Baici leave, actually wanted to tell him that Gu Qingqiu’s skin was also very tender, the kind that could squeeze out water with a pinch.