Deities Are All Just My Food
Chapter 745 - 362: Kimchi Sister, You’re Sneaking Off, Not Playing Fair! _1

Chapter 745: Chapter 362: Kimchi Sister, You’re Sneaking Off, Not Playing Fair! _1

Ever since waking up in this apartment, everyone has been on edge, either seeking survival amidst the tainted rules or cautiously exploring, searching for clues to get out alive.

It’s like wandering through a minefield, never knowing when the danger of death might strike, so it has caused tremendous psychological pressure.

Now, with a rare opportunity to rest, almost everyone fell asleep as soon as they closed their eyes.

Hua Yue Yu had even planned a night attack on Lin Baici to make him hers, but minutes after crawling into the sleeping bag he’d given her, she was out like a light.

Five hours passed as quickly as a premature man; before even getting his pants off, it was all over.

"Yue Yu, wake up!"

Xia Hongyao nudged Hua Yue Yu.

"Let me sleep a little longer!"

Hua Yue Yu, unconcerned, gripped the sleeping bag’s collar tightly and turned over to continue sleeping: "I’m sleeping through lunch too, no need to bring me food!"

The Little Merperson still thought she was in her school dormitory.

"Wake up!"

Gu Qingqiu poked Hua Yue Yu with the Red Demon: "You’re going to be late!"

"Stop it!"

Hua Yue Yu wriggled a couple of times and dodged to the side: "I’m not afraid of being late or the teacher calling roll call. Hello, I’m a major streamer, okay? If it weren’t for my desire to get a bachelor’s degree to avoid being seen as a desperate illiterate, I would have dropped out already!"

Hua Yue Yu knew the gig as a streamer wouldn’t last forever, and didn’t know when she would be out of the limelight, so she wanted to make a large sum of money while still popular, hopefully achieving financial freedom. That way, even if she couldn’t stream after three years, she wouldn’t have to worry about her future.

"No, I have to get up, I need to study. I have to support Xiao Bai in the future!"

As Hua Yue Yu thought this, her body honestly snuggled up close.

Huh?

Where did the wall go?

Hua Yue Yu loved sleeping snug against a wall!

Super comfortable!

"..."

Xia Hongyao was speechless—was she sleep-stumped?

"Lin Baici just proposed to Kim Myungjin, and they’ll have a wedding once we’re out of God’s ruins!"

Gu Qingqiu’s voice wasn’t loud, but her words had the impact of a nuclear bomb.

Wham!

Hua Yue Yu sat up so fast she even tried to stand, but ended up flopping onto the ground wrapped in her sleeping bag like a log.

Bang!

Ow!

Hua Yue Yu winced in pain but immediately turned to Gu Qingqiu: "Why would Xiao Bai suddenly propose to Kim Myungjin?"

Woo woo woo!

Pickled cabbage girl, you sneaky runner, you have no martial virtues!

"I was lying to you, get up!"

Gu Qingqiu urged.

"Qingqiu, you have such a smart brain!"

Xia Hongyao gave a thumbs up, but with the words so powerful they must have scared the Little Merperson, surely leaving a psychological shadow.

"Qingqiu!"

Hua Yue Yu pouted. Could you joke about something like that?

Lin Baici is my white moonlight, okay?

"Do you want me to tell you what kind of girl Lin Baici likes?"

Gu Qingqiu teased.

"I know, black silk, high heels, older sister style. That Society Death Sword said so back at Palm Harbor God Market!"

Hua Yue Yu was frustrated; she didn’t fit any of those things.

"What’s everybody doing? Come out and gather!"

In the hallway, Lin Baici’s shout resounded.

Hua Yue Yu dared not delay any longer, unzipped the sleeping bag, wriggled out, rolled it up quickly, and ran out with it in her arms.

Five minutes later, they set off.

Despite the short rest, everyone was much more spirited.

Lin Baici took out the Divine Turtle Shell and tossed it into the air.

Clatter!

The turtle shell landed and started to proclaim in a loud voice.

[Prostrate yourself and offer three animals, honor the gods if not the heaven!]

[Today is extremely ominous!]

[Avoid staying at home, taking concubines, and bloodshed; it is better to travel far, visit relatives and friends!]

"I asked about which floor we can find the Taboo things on!"

Lin Baici picked up the turtle shell: "Stop blathering or I’ll smash you!"

"I can only tell thee which floor is safer!"

The turtle shell sulked; it really wanted to curse that guy to death!

But under someone else’s roof, one has no choice but to bow one’s head.

"Which floor?"

Li Yintong urged, curiously examining the turtle shell: "Is this one of the Taboo things brought out from Qin Palace ruins? It looks really ancient!"

"It’s not!"

It’s so annoying. If these were all his own people, without the worry of leaking secrets, Lin Baici would search with the Hunger Radar himself.

"The third floor!"

After the turtle shell spoke, it pleaded in a flattering tone: "Let me perform just one more divination, just once. I think that blonde-haired, blue-eyed woman is quite good. Where is she from?"

"Eh? Master, stop—just one time is enough!"

"I want to know if she dies differently from those with black hair and eyes or if the posture is more elegant!"

The Ask God Turtle Shell made a ruckus but couldn’t escape the fate of being tossed by Lin Baici into the Black Tripod Bowl.

"Tsk tsk!"

Li Yintong marveled; this was a Taboo thing with self-awareness, worth a lot of money!

Not because of their great power, but their high research value, which helps in understanding the nature of the gods in God’s ruins.

Tai Mei hadn’t forgotten that Lin Baici’s sword could also speak.

"Xia Hongmian is really so rich!"

Huang Jinxiang envied, still not believing Lin Baici could procure so many Taboo things on his own—it must be from the Rich sister.

The group headed for the third floor.

As they descended the stairs, Lin Baici slipped on the fifth floor. If it weren’t for Xia Hongyao’s quick reflexes, he would have rolled all the way down.

"Damn!"

Lin Baici wiped his forehead.

Perhaps it would be best to use the Divine Turtle Shell less in the future; such bad luck is really hard to guard against.

Upon reaching the third floor, Lin Baici, with the administrator key in hand, began unlocking doors one by one.