Deities Are All Just My Food
Chapter 743 - 361 Remember to Say Thanks to Brother Bai Ci!_1

Chapter 743: Chapter 361 Remember to Say Thanks to Brother Bai Ci!_1

"God Lin, can I get something to eat? Instant noodles will do!"

Zheng Zhonggen put his hands together in prayer and bowed three times, too.

"Who do you think you’re looking down on? When Lin extends his hand, you at least get a can of Spam and a box of milk, guaranteed to have both meat and veggies!"

Li Yintong chuckled, playing the role of the team’s mascot, as she tried to liven up the atmosphere.

She was happy, not because she had gotten a Meteorite, but because this meant she had earned Lin Baici’s recognition. Just a little more effort and she’d be one of the crew.

Getting in good with someone like him meant comfortable days ahead.

Li Yintong would bet her future husband’s green hat that Lin Baici could definitely advance to Dragon Level.

"Self-heating hotpots for each person, two apiece!"

Lin Baici is not stingy with food. He’s been a generous man all along, even back when he had no money.

"Long live Brother Lin!"

Tai Mei cheered, jumping onto Lin Baici, wrapping her legs around his waist, and planted a loud kiss on him.

Hua Yue Yu immediately pouted.

"Get down!"

Lin Baici was embarassed, and he didn’t exactly fancy Tai Mei’s style.

"Hee-hee!"

Li Yintong obediently jumped down and called out to everyone, "Come here, line up, it’s time for meal boxes!"

Huang Jinxiang also knew how to play along, stepping forward into line.

"Remember to say thank you to Brother Bai Ci!"

Li Yintong prodded Huang Jinxiang’s arm with her butterfly knife.

"Don’t mess around!"

Lin Baici couldn’t help but laugh and cry at Tai Mei’s antics.

He opened the Black Tripod Bowl and took out several boxes: "Yue Yu, help me out!"

As an important member, the female anchor could contribute only in such matters.

"Mm!"

Hua Yue Yu, who was initially feeling sulky, lit up immediately, casting a glance at Tai Mei.

See that!

I’m the insider here!

Hua Yue Yu swiftly opened the boxes.

Self-heating rice, Spam, milk, canned fruit, and individual ration packs—tasty or not, who knew, but they were definitely abundant.

"Take whatever you want!"

Lin Baici headed outside, "I’m going to take a shower next door!"

Kim Myungjin was still hesitating, wondering whether to follow him, when Li Yintong, seizing the moment, quickly grabbed two meal boxes and a can.

"I’ll bring God Lin food!"

Tai Mei darted off instantly.

Kim Myungjin and Hua Yue Yu immediately looked at each, feeling anxious. They knew full well what Li Yintong was up to.

"Little Bai should be able to resist the temptation, right?"

Hua Yue Yu muttered.

"I’m not hungry, going to take a shower!"

Gu Qingqiu propped the katana on her shoulder: "Red Medicine, coming with?"

"Sure!"

Feeling grimy, Xia Hongyao lost her appetite, planning to eat only after getting clean.

"I’m coming too!"

Hua Yue Yu called for unity.

"We’re all women here, can I join in?"

Dorisan pleaded.

"You have burns all over, how can you take a shower?" Gu Qingqiu gently refused. "You should find a place to rest quickly instead!"

...

Room 808.

Li Yintong effortlessly picked the lock, shut the door behind her, propped a chair against it, set down the food, and went to the bathroom door.

"Brother Lin!"

Li Yintong knocked on the bathroom door softly, "Need help scrubbing your back?"

Lin Baici couldn’t reach his back, but the idea of a girl he hadn’t known for long helping him made him uncomfortable: "No need!"

"Brother Lin, you’ve helped me so much, I’d feel guilty if I couldn’t do something for you!"

Li Yintong explained.

"Don’t worry about it, we’re all from the Nine States, glad to help out when I can!"

The shower still had hot water, which felt comfortable on his skin, and soon enough, the bathroom was filled with white steam.

"But I feel like I owe you!"

Li Yintong, seeing Lin Baici’s gentlemanly refusal and knowing she had to push harder, took a wire and poked it into the door lock.

It only took three seconds and a click; the lock was open.

Tai Mei pushed the door open, its rusty hinges creaking, startling Lin Baici.

"What’s going on?"

Instinctively, Lin Baici covered himself up.

"Brother Lin, I’ll help you!"

Li Yintong entered, trying to save Lin Baici from embarrassment by changing the subject: "What brand is this shampoo? It smells really good!"

"..."

Lin Baici was bewildered, gaining a new understanding of Li Yintong’s boldness.

"Brother Lin, come on, turn around, hands on the wall!"

Li Yintong picked up a bath scrub from the washstand, slipped it on, and patted Lin Baici’s arm: "Hurry up!"

"..."

Lin Baici was speechless, flustered by Li Yintong’s forwardness.

"What’s wrong?"

Tai Mei blinked: "Don’t worry, I’m really good at this!"

Lin Baici wanted to ask if her "techniques" were purely professional.

"Tsk tsk, your body is really nice, just look at these abs!"

Li Yintong admired: "Even for a God Hunter with godly physique, getting a body like this requires extreme discipline and regular gym workouts!"

"I admire you, Brother Lin!"

Li Yintong was genuinely impressed as she delivered the flattery.

"Can you please go out?"

Lin Baici turned off the shower.

Tai Mei’s off-shoulder top was soaked by the hot water, clinging to her skin, the hot shorts unbuttoned, exuding a bold and unrestrained vibe like that of a Western streetwalker.

Lin Baici closed his eyes.

He was afraid of making a mistake.

"Hee-hee, pretty good figure, huh?"

Tai Mei clenched her fists before her chest and lifted her right leg, striking a cute dog pose: "Woof!"

But as soon as she finished barking, either the floor was too slippery or it was deliberate—Tai Mei lost her footing and fell toward Lin Baici, instinctively grabbing onto him.