Deities Are All Just My Food
Chapter 697 - 338: This Meal is Going to Be Amazing! _3

Chapter 697: Chapter 338: This Meal is Going to Be Amazing! _3

Why was Lin Baici still being polite?

The Drunken Fairy Fist within the blink of an eye, each punch hitting its mark.

This dog-headed creature was already dead drunk, but just like many winos, although obviously too unsteady to stand, still insisted, "I’m not drunk." That’s exactly how the dog-headed creature felt right now, in three words:

I’m not drunk!

But fists don’t lie, and the dog-headed creature couldn’t aim at Lin Baici anymore.

"It should be good now!"

Lin Baici crouched and lunged forward, slapping a paw towards the dog-headed creature’s chest.

Great Impression Hand!

There was no other way; he had to use it. Hoping that the dog-headed creature would collapse and pass out from complete intoxication wasn’t realistic. Moreover, the longer this process dragged on, the greater the probability that Lin Baici would be killed. After all, this monster was powerful enough to easily dispatch a God Hunter.

The dog-headed creature’s keen sixth sense detected danger, its feet immediately starting to slide back and forth.

It tried to activate its Climbing Boots to enter a dodging stance, but this time,

it failed.

Thus, its movement of sliding back and forth seemed comical, like a clown performing in a mime.

"Damn it, I forgot about the piss on the floor!"

The heart of the dog-headed creature instantly turned cold.

The Climbing Boots would fail to activate upon contacting any creature’s urine.

It hadn’t really forgotten, it just didn’t care. Just as giants do not fear cockroaches, it believed that even without dodging, it could easily crush the bipedal reptile before it.

As the bipedal reptile’s hand approached, a breath of death washed over it.

I’m going to lose!

No, I’m going to die!

The dog-headed creature wanted to retreat quickly, but its feet stumbled. There was no choice left. It stretched out an arm to block Lin Baici’s right hand.

Smack!

Lin Baici’s right hand was blocked, but he did manage to hit the dog-headed creature’s wrist.

"I should’ve activated Lightning Fast!"

Lin Baici regretted it a bit. If he had activated it, he could have blasted this creature to death. But there was one problem: that Divine Grace was too exhausting of Divine Power.

Having activated it so many times in a short period, Lin Baici’s body was also struggling to cope, and since he had just arrived at this place, who knew what other dangers lay ahead? It was better to conserve some strength.

Alright then!

Lin Baici prepared to finish it off.

Just as Lin Baici struck the dog-headed creature, its arm, under the suppression of a mysterious force, was driven towards the ground.

Such was the magnitude of this force that even the muscular dog-headed creature couldn’t resist, and its entire body tipped towards the floor.

Smack!

The right hand and forearm landed on the filthy floor awash with urine, directly imprinting onto the surface, becoming a two-dimensional pattern. Then this effect began to spread along the arm, threatening to sweep across the whole body.

If it were an ordinary person, they’d be done for, but the dog-headed creature reacted too quickly, and with decisiveness. Upon seeing the injury on the right arm, it swiftly reached with its left, its five fingers embedding into the muscle, and then it violently ripped.

Rip!

Just like tearing off a chicken drumstick, the dog-headed creature tore off its entire right arm, ripping out part of the right chest and some of the ribs alive.

Splash!

Blood splattered, and some organs spilled out of the chest cavity like slop, spreading across the ground.

"Holy shit!"

Lin Baici’s scalp tingled; wasn’t that a bit too ruthless?

But this was indeed the correct way to counter the Great Impression Hand—if Lin Baici’s slap hit the enemy’s chest or head, they would be directly flattened into two dimensions, turned into a scroll. However, striking the limbs required a process of impression.

Even though this process might take less than a second, it was enough time for strong beings like the dog-headed ones to react and save themselves.

Lin Baici retreated.

The opponent was so gravely injured that he probably couldn’t hold on much longer. Lin Baici planned to kite the creature to death using hit-and-run tactics, but the dog-headed being suddenly powered up his legs and sprang up from the ground like a spring, lying horizontally in the air. Its legs snapped towards Lin Baici like a crab’s pincers.

So fast!

Smack!

Lin Baici couldn’t dodge and got clamped, crashing to the floor with the dog-headed being with a thud.

Sewage splashed everywhere.

"Damn it!"

Lin Baici immediately felt suffocated, as if his chest was being crushed by the dog-headed being’s thighs. Without thinking, he activated Snake Bone Soft Body.

His bones softened like meat, reducing the pain instantly, but this only bought him a few seconds. If the dog-headed being kept squeezing, Lin Baici would still die.

In this state, Lin Baici couldn’t reach the dog-headed being, but luckily, he still had remote Divine Grace.

The red clay Little Clay Man appeared, whirling its sling, launching a continuous barrage of Flying Stones.

Smack, smack, smack!

The walnut-sized stones all struck the dog-headed being’s head, but its skull was too hard.

"Devious People from Jiuzhou, I will make sure you die before I do!"

The dog-headed being roared.

It thought the human had smashed the urinal with pliers just to disgust it, but now it seemed that he somehow knew that stepping in urine would prevent it from activating its Climbing Boots.

It had been too careless!

It should have been more cautious!

But it didn’t matter. As long as it killed him and ate his flesh, it could hide in its kennel and sleep for a few days to recover from the injury.

Moreover, after this battle, it would gain combat experience and become even stronger.

"Thank you, human, for making me purer!"

The dog-headed being’s thick lips curled into a mocking smile, but that smile froze in the next instant. Because in the public toilet, a rain as fine as cow hair began to float, and behind the human, a huge Buddha image appeared.

The dog-headed being lacked divine sight, so it couldn’t see that above its head, amidst the fine rain, a spirit bonfire had ignited.

The Buddha clasped its hands together, bowed its head, and blew!

Whoosh!

Floating Night Rain, Wild Buddha blowing a lamp!

The cow hair-like fine rain twirled and swept over the dog-headed being. The fire on its head, like a tallow candle buffeted by rain and wind, snuffed out with a pop.

The dog-headed being’s eyes rolled back, it lost its breath, and its heavy body collapsed toward the floor.

Thud!

Water splashed everywhere.

Lin Baici felt the power draining from the dog legs clamping on his chest that had been suffocating him; they lost all strength.

Air re-entered his lungs.

Lin Baici exhaled a sigh of relief, lay on the ground, and then took deep breaths.

He had won!

[What are you lying around for? Get up quickly and enjoy the feast!]

The Eater God urged. This meal was going to be a treat!