Deities Are All Just My Food
Chapter 696 - 338: This Meal is Going to Be Amazing! _2

Chapter 696: Chapter 338: This Meal is Going to Be Amazing! _2

"Thought you were going to smash me to bits, huh?"

"Counterattack, eh?"

The dog-headed man taunted to the max, cornering Lin Baici against the wall before quickly shifting his feet back and forth.

Dog King Slide!

Whoosh! Whoosh! Whoosh!

Afterimages appeared as if seven dog-headed men materialized, with fourteen arms throwing fierce straight punches.

Lin Baici couldn’t locate the dog-headed man’s real body and didn’t have time to search. He activated Lightning Fast and Snake Bone Soft Body, dodging in a new direction.

"I want to see how many times you can use that Divine Grace!"

The dog-headed man mocked as he powered up his legs, leapt up, and flew over a distance of seven meters, landing with a thud in front of Lin Baici.

Lin Baici stumbled back to the urinal he had used before!

Seeing Lin Baici’s urine in the urinal, the dog-headed man burst into laughter.

"Heh heh, I’m going to drown your head in the urinal until you die!"

The dog-headed man bared his teeth, his cheeks creased with mockery: "Are you regretting choosing a clogged urinal right about now?"

"Yeah! I regret it a lot!"

As he spoke, Lin Baici held the pliers, swung backhandedly, and smashed them onto the urinal’s pipe.

Bang!

The ceramic urinal, already stained with yellow marks, shattered under Lin Baici’s violent strike.

Crash!

Ceramic fragments fell and shattered on the ground, scattering everywhere, spilling the accumulated urine as well.

Sizzle!

The broken pipe sprayed out clean water, flushing the urine away and spreading over the tiled floor.

The dog-headed man charged in, stepping on the filthy water mixed with urine and clean water.

Crack! Crack!

Splashes arose, staining the climbing boots and hems of his pants, but he didn’t care as his ferocious eyes fixed on Lin Baici, and his right fist struck out again.

Lin Baici turned his head aside.

The dog-headed man’s punch grazed his ear and slammed into the wall.

Bang!

Tiles cracked, sending shards and dust exploding and spattering on Lin Baici’s face.

The dog-headed man’s right arm, stiff as an iron bar, swung horizontally, aiming to slam into Lin Baici’s head.

Lin Baici ducked and bowed, dodging the blow.

"I want to see how you dodge this time!"

The dog-headed man threw a kick high at Lin Baici’s chest that would have shattered his breastbone if it connected.

Why dodge?

Famished God was just waiting for this moment!

Lin Baici flicked his wrist, tossing the Paramour Pliers into the air, while swiftly activating Lightning Fast. But this time, worrying that a single strike wouldn’t suffice, he didn’t use Great Impression Hand but switched to Drunken Fairy Fist instead.

Take this!

Lin Baici launched his fists at the dog-headed man.

Ora ora ora!

Bang bang bang!

His fists connected.

Climbing boots kicked against the wall, creating a booming echo, followed by a crashing sound as cracks spread every which way, turning most of the wall into a spiderweb.

"Haha, are you just tickling me?"

The dog-headed man laughed heartily, slapping toward Lin Baici’s cheek, aiming to slap him away with a huge swat, but Lin Baici easily dodged by ducking again.

Huh?

The dog-headed man was taken aback.

Missed?

No panic, it must be Divine Grace at work!

Bang bang bang!

Lin Baici’s iron fists kept pounding, and under the boost of Lightning Fast, he hit the dog-headed man a hundred times in just three seconds.

With Lin Baici’s resistance to blows, after so many punches, his knuckles started to hurt and turned red, showing signs of swelling.

It’s undeniable that this dog-headed man was tough as nails, his muscles forming a solid defense.

If thrown into a pot for stewing, even after two gas canisters had been used up, the meat would probably still be tough.

With Lightning Flint finished, Lin Baici didn’t back away and continued the assault.

He reached out with his right hand mid-air, Death’s Grip shot out, seizing the plummeting pliers and pulling them back into his hand.

Snap!

Lin Baici caught them and swung at the dog-headed man’s head.

Bang!

"Arrogant men from the Nine States!" cursed the dog-headed man. "It’s my turn now!"

The monster’s fingers splayed wide, like a grinding wheel, and another huge swat aimed viciously at Lin Baici’s face.

It was bent on humiliating this human, but once again, it missed.

"What’s happening?"

The dog-headed man was bewildered. The other party simply bent and dodged, avoiding another hit this should not be happening!

His own attack speed was super fast!

While the dog-headed man pondered, he slapped again.

This time, Lin Baici didn’t even dodge. The dog-headed man’s palm swiped over his head, stirring up the air and ruffling hair but not injuring even a single hair.

"Eh?"

The dog-headed man was shocked, was this another use of Divine Grace?

Why was his whole body swaying?

Did it seem similar to his own Dog King Slide?

"What the heck!"

Lin Baici jumped, rising into the air, tightly gripping the pliers and aiming straight down at the dog-headed man’s Heavenly Spirit Cover.

Bang!

"Come on, I’m going to smash your dog head into pieces!"

Lin Baici’s confidence surged.

The Drunken Immortal Fist was indeed effective! Activating this Divine Grace, the resulting punch would hit the target, sending the target into a drunken stupor, as if they had consumed strong liquor.

If the punches landed often enough, not even a reincarnated Drunken Immortal could withstand it—they would be beaten unconscious.

The dog-headed man had muscles tough enough to withstand RPG rockets; even if Lin Baici increased his combat power, he still couldn’t breach its defense.

So, Lin Baici took a different approach!

If I can’t beat you to death, knocking you unconscious should work, right?

If the dog-headed man had been wearing armor, the effects of the Drunken Immortal Fist would have been greatly reduced, but this creature’s "purity" was too high, like a world bodybuilding champion showcasing his musculature as if afraid others wouldn’t admire it.