Deities Are All Just My Food
Chapter 698 - 339: Thanking Nature’s Gifts!_1

Chapter 698: Chapter 339: Thanking Nature’s Gifts!_1

"What feast?"

Lin Baici sat up and looked at the climbing boots on the gnoll’s feet, "Is there Divine Grace on these?"

In the public restroom, because Lin Baici had burst the urinal’s pipes, the floor quickly became covered in wastewater, which after mixing with dust and urine, began to reek.

[Not at all!]

Eater God commented.

"Then what’s to eat?"

Lin Baici rolled his eyes, "Don’t tell me we’re eating this creature?"

Even though its name contains the word ’dog’, it actually belongs to a category of intelligent bipedal creatures, and is nothing like a common dog.

But these boots though, they seem quite nice.

The fight was over, and Lin Baici worried Jie Susi and others might come to pick up the remnants. With his current condition, he probably couldn’t beat that Caucasian, so he quickly stood up, hastened to the gnoll’s corpse, and peeled off the pair of climbing boots from its feet.

Wearing these things, he’d also master that damned King’s ghostly stepping technique.

These boots, capable of dodging Lighting Fast and the Great Impression Hand, were definitely good stuff.

Lin Baici, drenched to the skin, lifted his arm, sniffed it near his nose, and grimaced at the strong smell. Disgusted, he stripped off his shirt and jeans, leaving only his boxer briefs on, then he put on the climbing boots.

Thump! Thump!

Lin Baici stomped on the ground with his boots, then hopped a bit — they fit quite nicely. And despite the boots looking bulky and heavy, once on his feet, they didn’t feel heavy at all, not much different from light casual shoes.

After jumping a couple of times, Lin Baici’s feet suddenly slid forward and back, his upper body swayed, and like a boxer, he threw consecutive straight right punches.

Swish! Swish!

Lin Baici felt as light as a feather, confident that he could even dodge bullets.

[When you activate the King’s ghostly step with these boots, you can enter a Dodging State for a few seconds, which lets you dodge most attacks.]

[I just love how you can’t stand me and yet can’t lay a finger on me!]

[Putting them on, you’ll be like a dog, possessing a strong sense of territory. Whenever you arrive somewhere new, you’ll eagerly seek out a lamppost or a corner to urinate on.]

[You need to declare your dominance, this is your turf!]

[If you don’t mark it, you’ll feel all itchy and restless, and then you’ll end up wetting the bed at midnight!]

Since this taboo object now belonged to Lin Baici, Eater God provided a detailed commentary.

"My god!"

Lin Baici’s mouth twitched — what a massive downside, huh?

He looked down at the climbing boots. Unlike the cook or Muscle Buddha, they didn’t threaten his life, but they sure could cause embarrassment.

What if someone saw him urinating to mark his territory?

Wouldn’t that be social suicide, an utter disgrace?

However, Lin Baici couldn’t bring himself to take them off. Activating Lighting Fast consumed a great deal of Divine Power, and dodging Divine Grace relied on timing, but these boots were a sort of rule power.

King’s ghostly step, a forced dodge — it’s just that unreasonable!

Lin Baici glanced at the gnoll’s corpse, ready to make his exit. Hua Yue Yu and Kim Myungjin must be anxious by now.

And to think that Jie Susi would be disappointed by his survival?

Ha ha!

Lin Baici chuckled twice and walked out of the restroom, planning to reunite with Kim Myungjin and the others, then find a bathroom on the first floor to take a quick shower.

[What are you doing? Time for a feast!]

Eater God urged.

"What feast?"

Lin Baici was startled, casting his gaze around the public restroom, ultimately resting on the gnoll’s corpse. It was the only thing edible, but...

[That’s right, that one!]

[Hurry and thank Mother Nature’s bounty!]

"This..."

Lin Baici honestly found it hard to stomach.

[The blood of the gnoll, when drunk, strengthens the marrow and invigorates qi, nourishes the yin and fortifies the yang, boosts the spleen and whets the appetite, significantly enhancing your regenerative abilities. If an old person drinks it, they could become five or six years younger!]

[Simply put, if we were to numerically represent your life as a health bar in a video game, then gnoll blood could increase the length of your health bar!]

Lin Baici’s eyes lit up, knowing that after a person suffers a serious illness or undergoes major surgery, a decline in physical health is visibly apparent, and this dog blood could replenish and nourish.

[Its kidneys and horns can warm the kidneys and strengthen yang, replenish essence and nourish marrow. As men age, many start to wet their shoes when peeing into the wind and lose interest in the opposite sex, gradually favoring fishing, tea drinking, playing cards, or arguing on forums instead.]

[It’s not that they don’t want to, but they simply can’t!]

[After consuming this gnoll, you’ll be able to perform daily until you’re seventy years old!]

Eater God provided a foodie lecture.

This gnoll was a rare beast born from the divine contamination and radiation within the God’s Ruins once every ten years—a lost chance once gone.

[Start now, bite through its carotid artery, you can suck its blood. While the kidneys are best eaten raw, they are even tastier after barbecuing with a sprinkling of cumin!]

"Brother Dog, for the sake of my happy life, my apologies."

Lin Baici dragged the gnoll towards the sink.

No matter how perilous this battle had been, the rewards were incredibly high.

Just the pair of climbing boots was worth the ticket price, not to mention body enhancement.

...

On the first floor lobby, silence reigned supreme, with everyone straining their ears and gazing anxiously toward the stairway, eagerly awaiting the outcome of the battle.

"Seems like there’s no movement?"

Li Yintong’s clear little ears twitched.

"It’s probably over?"

Gulp!

Dorisan nervously swallowed, "I wonder who won?"