Carrying a Jurassic on me
Chapter 1528 - 734: Real Men_2

Chapter 1528: Chapter 734: Real Men_2

Lin Haihu learning to be steady like others? That might take decades of exercise. Or maybe toss him into the military to stand guard on the borders for a few years, otherwise, looking at him now, there’s no hope of him settling down.

What Director Pi and his crew have been through, Yan Fei couldn’t say, but it’s obvious from common sense that their jobs are much more perilous than those of regular policemen.

With Lin Haihu’s temperament, he probably couldn’t handle that kind of work.

"Cousin, when I return, I’ll follow you and study research!" Lin Haihu was a bit confused earlier and now started to make conversation out of nowhere.

"Sister-in-law, have we arrived home yet?" Yan Fei hadn’t responded when Yan Chao, sounding confused, asked from behind.

"We’re almost there, sleep a little more, we should be home by dawn," Xu Xiaoyan also said somewhat groggily.

"Brother, will we be home by sunrise?" Yan Chao felt that his sister-in-law’s answer wasn’t certain enough, so he asked Yan Fei again.

"Definitely. While you were sleeping, we already crossed the big river," Yan Fei said with a smile. "Sleep a bit more, and when you wake up, we’ll be home."

"I want to eat the meatballs made by Fat Uncle." Yan Chao said. "Fat Uncle said he’d come back a few days after going out to collect some scrap, but you had to leave. He doesn’t know when he can visit us..."

Fat Uncle is the great cook who promised to make tasty food for Yan Chao at Frozen Soil City. Over those few days, this plump chef was in charge of cooking, and his skills were truly impressive. Not only could he prepare famous dishes from several provinces in China, but he could also cook famous dishes from Japan and Bay Area, mastering a wide array.

However, he was one of few at the scrap station unscathed and had left before Yan Fei and the others did. He said he was going out of town to collect scrap, but Yan Fei knew very well that the ’scrap’ he was hoping to collect wasn’t going to be easy to gather...

After all, lately, the situation across from Frozen Soil City in Bay Area and even farther in Japan, as well as their maritime regions, has been turbulent and wildly stormy...

But when Fat Uncle left, he was still cheerful, just like Lin Haihu said, it felt like those guys were all real tough guys.

Yan Fei even felt that if he didn’t leave soon, something bad could happen—their influence was too strong. Despite their inability to walk properly, loving to jump around vigorously, and those who had to cough hard after just a loud laugh, constantly chuckling away, it was a mystery what they were so happy about.

Seeing their joyful demeanor always made him feel the urge to do something. He was genuinely afraid that if he stayed any longer, on impulse, he might ’sell’ them a ship...

A ship wasn’t a big deal, Yan Fei wasn’t unwilling to give one up. But with the current situation, if the scrap station did end up receiving a mysteriously missing ship, and word got out, a big trouble might really erupt.

Unknowingly, this young man, who persisted in life’s four major endeavors—education, earning money, marrying, and having children—had begun to consider issues from a much higher perspective.

"Xiaochao, go to sleep quickly. Fat Uncle promised to visit you when he’s free and cook for you; he’ll definitely come... Fat Uncle won’t lie to you," Xu Xiaoyan comforted Yan Chao.

The girl, having been with Yan Fei for so long and having studied in Provincial City for a few years, could tell during these few days in Frozen Soil City that Director Pi and his crew were unlike others when speaking with Yan Fei, almost like communicating in riddles.

"Right, when you get back, call Fat Uncle to make sure he keeps his word," Yan Chao instructed, still uneasy, before lying down in the girl’s arms and beginning to nod off.

"Don’t worry, he will definitely come," Yan Fei also reassured him.

"Like he’d really come?" Lin Haihu muttered under his breath. "He’s off on a mission, definitely a major one, might even be catching big-time drug traffickers, real combat stuff, no way he’ll have time to think about a little kid like you..."

"Are you itching to go running?" Yan Fei, who thought no one heard his muttering, had actually heard everything clearly and threatened him before he could finish.

"Alright, alright, I’ll stop talking, okay?" Lin Haihu saw the danger and quickly changed his tone. "But thinking about how tough that group is, if he really comes here, I’ll definitely grab a drink with him..."

"Next time you sneak alcohol from the place, remember to pay, alright?" Yan Fei called him out.

"What do you mean sneak... I was just taking... Brother Da Chao knows about it." Lin Haihu felt a bit guilty.

This kid is now living large, occasionally sneaking out some freshly made liquor from the distillery to drink with others, thinking no one knows, yet even the Old Blind Man in the distillery knows all about it.

"Yan Xiaofei, if Cambridge University really sends you an offer letter, would you go?" Xu Xiaoyan softly asked Yan Chao the same question again after he had a good sleep.

"He won’t go!" Lin Haihu curled his lips, with a hint of disdain. In the dark, no one could see his expression anyway. "It’s so good at home, with money and leisure, and a wife to accompany him every day. Look at the kind of life he lives every day, could it be that wonderful abroad? Those foreign women all look like monsters, and some even have dead fish eyes. Could it be any good going there?"

"You finally said something reasonable." Yan Fei chuckled at him.

"When have I ever spoken unreasonably?" Lin Haihu argued back. "Am I wrong? Look at those foreign women, they all look like cows, with heads of blonde or red hair, and some even have cat eyes. If you go abroad and see them every day, wouldn’t you have nightmares every day?"

Alright, your reason is pretty solid.

Yan Fei finally met his match; he never lost in a verbal fight before, but now facing this fool, he could only admit defeat.

He’s been traveling back and forth, not to mention his past visit to Hong Kong, even now, looking at the female laborers in Dinosaur World, he got used to them and didn’t think they looked like ghosts anymore. At least not as exaggerated as Lin Haihu described, and seeing them more didn’t bring more nightmares.

But with his wife present now, he certainly had to support this view, otherwise his wife wouldn’t be at ease!

Just as he thought, Xu Xiaoyan, seeing the two of them bickering, felt much more at ease, and with the car shaking, she soon drifted off to sleep again.

Lin Haihu was also tired; he had been driving the car continuously before. But now, rarely having the upper hand in a verbal duel with Yan Fei, he got energized and had no intention of sleeping anymore, just casually chatting with Yan Fei.

By the time dawn broke, the big Jeep tentatively entered Wancheng City.

Lin Haihu still couldn’t believe it: "Cousin, how exactly do you drive?"

Yan Fei, seeing that there weren’t many cars on the road in the morning, said to the waking Xu Xiaoyan, "Honey, hold Xiaochao, I’m going to buy us a fast drive."

Xu Xiaoyan quickly held Xiaochao tightly, discontentedly saying, "Take it easy, don’t drive too fast."

"No worries." Yan Fei hadn’t finished speaking when Lin Haihu felt his back clearly pushed by the seat, and then the trees beside them turned into blurs.

"Oh my oh my oh my..." It didn’t take long before Lin Haihu couldn’t take it anymore. "Cousin, I’m convinced, just drive normally!"

"Ha ha!" Yan Fei laughed and slowed down the car. "This isn’t the expressway; if it were, that would be really fast."

It wasn’t really that fast, just about reaching speeds of 130-140 kilometers per hour. But although Lin Haihu had been driving this whole way, he had never been on an expressway, at most reaching speeds of around 100 kilometers per hour.

Before this, Lin Haihu barely rode in a car, and a speed of 100 was already incredible to him. Now that Yan Fei drove at 140-150, he genuinely felt like he was going to fly.

Once they arrived in Tanghe County, they went directly to Yan Fei’s parents’ house. Yan Fei had called in advance when they were almost there, and by the time they arrived home, Yan Wenhai and Lin Xiumei had a big table of food ready for them.

Yan Chao didn’t wait for Yan Fei and the rest to carry the things from the car upstairs; he rushed straight into his parents’ arms: "Dad, Mom, I saw the ocean, and I met a Fat Uncle who cooks really well..."

Carrying things, Yan Fei chuckled from behind—those men probably acted so manly just to witness scenes like this!

Before he could be sentimental for long, his phone rang, Heizi’s voice: "Brother Fei, you’re nearly home, right? Hurry up, people from the city are here to award us an environmental protection certificate, waiting for you to come back for a group photo!"

They’re really timing it to push me to hurry back!