Baddie Distribution System
Chapter 60: Crazy Woman

Chapter 60: Crazy Woman

Hearing her words, fear gripped Dapper.

"So, are you here to turn me in?" Dapper asked, clenching his fists. A flood of thoughts raced through his mind. He considered slitting her throat, but that would only be a desperate attempt, he couldn’t realistically kill someone of her level. So he stood still, heart pounding, his mind spinning with possibilities.

A smile crept across Lily’s face. "Thank goodness you knew I had you on the hook. I would’ve been pissed if you tried to deny it, you know? But because of your sharp perception... I think I like you," she said with another grin, licking her index finger slowly, almost teasingly.

"I don’t get you. If you’re here to turn me in, just do it already. Don’t play games," Dapper said with a frown, clearly irritated by her behavior.

"Tee-hee, you’re the impatient type, huh? Actually, I acted completely on my own. I’m not publicly known as a detective. In fact, only a few people know that side of me, it’s a secret. To everyone else, I’m just an excellent Mage, a teacher, and an elite soldier. But in reality, I’m much more than that," Lily said, still making strange gestures with her fingers.

Her actions didn’t come off as threatening to Dapper. In fact, it felt more like he was the one missing something here. As a trained assassin, one of his core skills was reading emotional cues. And right now, Lily didn’t seem like a threat, at least not yet.

"So, what do you stand to gain from this? Are you trying to blackmail me for money? Or do you want a share of the Freeman Industry?" Dapper asked, finally taking a seat on the bed.

His question made Lily burst into laughter, which only deepened Dapper’s annoyance.

"You still don’t get it. It’s not about money. Sure, the Freeman family’s sudden success caught my attention but I was just curious. Fame and wealth out of nowhere? That’s suspicious. And I love sticking my nose where it doesn’t belong, so I did some digging. But instead of uncovering financial fraud or under-the-table deals... I found something far more fascinating; another Rankless system user, just like me," Lily revealed, making Dapper’s eyes widen in shock.

"Wait... Y-You’re also a Rankless system user?" Dapper muttered.

A soft smile bloomed on Lily’s face, confirming his suspicion. And suddenly, it all made sense. Her exceptional skills as a detective, her ability to track and deduce so efficiently were tied to her system. Since detective skills fall under Craft-type systems, and she could also cast magic, it all pointed to her being Rankless too.

"I see... So we’re the same. If I may ask, what usually happens to Rankless system users once they’re caught?" Dapper asked, hoping to see if her answer aligned with what Bay had told him.

"Jealousy, loathing, hatred, inferiority... that’s the nature of humans," Lily began, her voice calm. "Rankless system users were once admired, back in the era when magic was at its peak. People looked up to them—they were practically gods."

However, everything changed when humans planted an idea into the minds of other races, branding Rankless system users as heretics, anomalies that shouldn’t exist. They claimed it was unnatural for anyone to wield abilities that let them do practically anything. To them, it distorted the power balance. So, the leaders of all the races in the world united and began a brutal manhunt for Rankless system users. It was savage and bloody—countless Rankless users were slaughtered, many of whom had only ever used their powers to help others.

Seeing the senseless bloodshed, the gods, also known as the system creators, intervened, urging the killing to stop and instead demanded that any surviving Rankless users be turned in alive. They established a powerful organization known as the System Enforcers, an entity so secretive that only the gods and world leaders knew of its existence. The group’s sole purpose was to track down and capture anomalies like Rankless users. Since the gods drew power from mortals to maintain their influence and survive, they couldn’t refuse the demand for control. To make matters worse, Rankless users were truly shifting the power scale," Lily explained, suddenly pulling a candy stick from thin air and slipping it between her lips.

"So, what happened to the Rankless system users handed over to the System Enforcers?" Dapper asked.

Lily chuckled, "They’re dissected by the System Enforcers and delivered to the gods as research material. The gods themselves couldn’t understand how Rankless users came to be. In time, even they grew wary of us," she replied calmly.

Dapper’s head spun. His thoughts drifted back to Kunfa, the god who’d granted him his system. Now, doubt clouded his trust. Could Kunfa have set him up just to be captured and experimented on? None of it made sense. Even Bay’s explanations felt limited now.

"Listen, I’ll tell you more because I’m already wet for you. Meeting another Rankless user—handsome, perceptive, and able to see through me? That’s rare," Lily said with a smirk, casually unbuttoning her shirt to reveal a white camisole, her nipples visibly pressing against the fabric.

"Do you know why the gods really grew afraid of us? Some Rankless users became powerful enough to battle gods—and even kill them. It escalated into gods vs mortals. That’s when the gods labeled us a threat and struck a deal with the world’s leaders. At our peak, we Rankless users can become literal god slayers. That’s why I want you to focus more on developing your magical powers instead of relying only on combat. Not that I really care but it’d be a shame to lose a potential husband who can see through me so easily," Lily said with a shrug, tossing the candy stick onto the floor.

"One more thing—this organization, the System Enforcers... are they mortals?" Dapper asked.

"Ugh, you’re asking too many damn questions. But fine, I’ll answer this last one only because I got wet for you," Lily said, clicking her tongue. "They’re neither mortals nor gods. They’re something entirely different... something monstrous. I stopped poking around after one nearly caught me. Just a few blows exchanged and I knew—if I stayed a second longer, I’d be dead. I felt real fear for the first time. Not even a god has ever shaken me like that," she added, her gaze drifting upward, lost in the memory.

"I see... but about what you said earlier, regarding a potential husband, I already have—"

"And so what?! You have two wives?! You really think just two wives are enough for someone like you? A handsome man like you shouldn’t settle for less! That woman was a fool to fall into my trap, hehe. Just when I was looking for a way to get close to you, I got this weird offer from a counselor... and it turned out to be you! I leapt at it like a bitch in heat!" Lily exclaimed and suddenly pounced on Dapper, straddling him on the bed and pinning his hands down.

’This crazy woman. What the hell is she doing? I can’t even move my hands. She’s strong. Why does it feel like I’m the one getting assaulted? I’m supposed to be on top here.’

"Don’t talk crap about my wives. I won’t tolerate that from you. Besides, I think it’s best if you got off me," Dapper said, making Lily burst into hysterical laughter.

"Oh really? I should get off you? Are you sure about that? Doesn’t it have something to do with your system condition? It’s obvious someone wouldn’t pay that kind of ridiculous money unless it’s urgent. You really need sex, don’t you? Don’t lie..." Lily said as she ground her thick ass on Dapper’s stiff bulge through his pants.

’This sly woman. She seriously knows everything.’ Dapper clenched his teeth, but his dick ignored him and kept getting harder.

"Oh my god... Is that your dick?" Lily muttered in shock, raising her hips to see the massive bulge in his pants. Her eyes widened.

Without hesitation, she ripped off her skirt and tore through her pantyhose, revealing her panties. Then she yanked down Dapper’s pants and lowered his underwear, revealing his thick, veiny cock. As Dapper tried to get up, Lily shoved him back down with a single finger.

’Sigh... I’m completely finished. Why the hell am I getting turned on?’ Dapper lamented comically as Lily took his cock into her mouth and started bobbing her head on his shaft.

"It’s so big~ You seriously have all the traits I want in a man. And yet you ended up with some rich brats! I’m going to marry you, Dapper!!" Lily declared, her eyes glinting with crazed passion as she slid her panties aside through the tear in her hose and slowly lowered herself onto his cock.

"Oh my god... It’s stretching me so much. When was the last time I even had sex?" Lily gasped as her pussy swallowed every inch of him. Her insides were getting pushed, but that only made her more excited. Leaning forward, she pressed her lips to his, kissing him as she slowly started to grind her hips.

’This is my chance!’ Dapper thought, and quickly flipped Lily over. She initially thought he was trying to escape, but when she saw him now on top with a proud grin, her heart fluttered.

"S-So that’s what you wanted? To be on top?" Lily asked with a giggle.

"Exactly. It didn’t feel right getting manhandled like that. Now, it’s your turn to feel how I felt," Dapper said with a smirk, pulling out of her pussy and spreading her ass cheeks apart as he pressed his dick against her tight asshole.