Baddie Distribution System
Chapter 61: Spread Them Cheeks

Chapter 61: Spread Them Cheeks

"Hey! You’re spreading my ass cheeks!"

"Yeah, exactly what you think it is!" Dapper replied with a wide grin as he pressed his dick against Lily’s tight asshole, easing it in inch by inch before suddenly ramming it in with full force, thanks to the slickness from her mouth earlier.

"ARGH! FUCK!" Lily cried out, her body writhing from the sudden pain. This was her first time being penetrated in that hole, and she had completely underestimated him. He was so quick to take advantage of the opening.

"You jerk! Take it out!" she bellowed.

"And who’s the jerk here? You, obviously. Oh, and by the way, keep your voice down unless you want someone to catch you moaning on a student’s dick," Dapper said with a mischievous grin.

"I know your secret!"

"And I know yours. Now be quiet and let me use your asshole the way it’s meant to be used," Dapper growled, starting to move his waist steadily.

He spread her legs wider and began thrusting deep into her tight hole, each motion making her jerk from the shock and sensation. Her eyes rolled back, and her mouth opened into a lewd ’O’. Not stopping, Dapper reached forward and grabbed her tits through her camisole. They were warm and firm, with her stiff nipples poking through the thin fabric.

He rubbed her nipples with his thumbs, swirling them like joystick controls while relentlessly pounding her asshole with sharp thrusts of his waist.

"Ahan~"

"Ouhh~"

"Ohua~"

Lily tried to cover her mouth, but Dapper pinned both her hands to the bed and leaned in to kiss her. After a brief kiss, he brought his lips to her ear.

"You’re such a lewd woman. You came here with the full intent to fuck but wanted to tease me first. Don’t lie, you shaved for me, didn’t you? And your drooling pussy’s practically oiling your ass," Dapper whispered.

Lily smiled faintly. "What do you think? But to think I’d end up in this position," she replied while Dapper kept thrusting. A musky scent wafted in the air—coming from her asshole. It wasn’t unpleasant, proof that she kept herself clean despite never expecting to be fucked there. It had a faint, earthy undertone.

Suddenly, Dapper pulled his dick out of her asshole.

"Ouhhn~!"

Before she could even react, he thrust into her dripping pussy instead. He let out a groan as he entered, it was warm, so different. After having just been in her ass, the contrast of her soft walls was almost overwhelming. Moving his waist a few more times, he felt himself emptying his balls.

’Shit. Why so early?’ Dapper thought as he slid out, his cum leaking from her pussy and bubbling out.

Lily’s expression darkened.

’Is she mad that I came too fast? Damn it.’ Dapper frowned as he got up and began pulling his pants on.

But just as he turned his back, Lily suddenly hugged him from behind. He tried to twist away, but couldn’t. Her grip was firm, stronger than he expected. He was clearly overpowered.

"W-What are you doing?" Dapper asked, startled.

"Hehe, isn’t it obvious? I want to return the favor for what you did to me," Lily whispered with a devilish giggle.

"Wait, y-you’re kidding, right?" Dapper asked with a nervous smile.

"Fufu, of course I’m kidding... but I didn’t appreciate how you half-assed fucking my pussy and then came inside me like I’m not attractive or like you were pissed and trying to get revenge. If you’re mad, I’m sorry for teasing you earlier," Lily said, her voice softening. "Anyway, classes start tomorrow. Join the magician class and don’t draw suspicion. We’ll meet then."

With that, Lily released him and began slipping into her shirt. She casually wiped up the semen with her stockings and tossed them to the side of Dapper’s room.

"I’ve marked my territory. Bye, honey," Lily said as she exited.

As Dapper watched her leave, his face twisted in disbelief. How did he even manage to pull someone like her?

"Am I dreaming? Is this what Bay meant? Meeting powerful and influential women?" Dapper muttered. "So far, every single one I have met is weird in some way. Elena... she is the one I still can’t figure out. Just disappearing like that. That memory still haunts me. Elena... you are part of why I hardened my resolve to come here. Don’t disappoint me."

He stared at the ceiling for a moment, then laid back on his bed. Pulling out his phone, he started streaming movies. There weren’t any major restrictions on phone usage at the academy, which was one of the few things that brought him comfort. He watched until night fell and eventually dozed off.

The next morning, loud sirens jolted Dapper awake. Groggy, he grabbed his bath kit and headed to the showers. Upon arrival, he saw a large crowd of boys already gathered, at least fifty of them, all lined up beneath the numerous high-pressure showerheads blasting water across the room. What shocked him was that everyone was completely naked.

"Oi! Hurry up, I need the shower too!"

"You got a damn tiny weenie, man! Hahaha! How did you even manage to bag girls with that?" one boy mocked, causing the boy to flush in embarrassment and bolt out of the shower.

Dapper noticed that all the boys carried buckets full of toiletries, soap, sponge, towel while he stood there holding only a bar of soap, still in his underwear, and no towel in sight.

’Sikes. Should’ve thought this through,’ Dapper mused as he stepped forward toward an open shower.

But before he could get under the water, voices rang out from behind him.

"Oi! Are you trying to shower with your shorts on after seeing all our dicks?"

"Bet he’s embarrassed. Dude probably has a micro-dick!"

"Yeah, I heard pretty boys are always the ones with tiny cocks."

Hearing the shouts, Dapper let out a sigh. "Tch. Don’t blame me for this, you all asked for it," he muttered and slid off his underwear.

The moment Dapper’s shorts dropped, the entire room went dead silent. It was so quiet that even the smallest bodily movement would’ve sounded like thunder. All eyes were fixed on Dapper, the boy they’d mocked and underestimated. But now, the truth was clear—he didn’t just have a big dick; he had a whole snake tucked under those shorts.

"Well, looks like I’ll be enjoying a peaceful shower," Dapper muttered, stepping under the blasting stream of water.

He calmly scrubbed himself down with the bar of soap. After finishing, he stepped out of the shower and glanced toward the nearest boy.

"Hey, I’ll be taking this towel. Thanks," Dapper said casually, grabbing the towel from the guy’s bucket without waiting for a reply.

Then he walked off, heading straight for his room. Unbeknownst to him, the boys he left behind were frozen in place, visibly shaken by what they’d just witnessed. Word spread like wildfire; Dapper’s manhood wasn’t just big, it was terrifying.

After drying off, Dapper wore his uniform and headed toward the first-year campus. Upon arrival, he saw five people in military elite uniforms, similar to Digos’, though less ornate. They looked more like regular soldiers than high-ranking officers.

"Good morning, students," one of them addressed the crowd. "We’re here on orders from our superiors. Listen carefully; the first-year classes are divided into two. Class A is for Magicians, and Class B is for Combatants. Make sure you go to your designated class and don’t cause trouble."

He pointed at two large buildings standing side by side.

Everyone nodded obediently and saluted before marching toward their respective buildings. Dapper picked up his pace and made his way toward the Magician class.

’Even with a rankless system, I’ve nothing that puts me on par with a Combat-type system user... Those guys aren’t to be taken lightly,’ Dapper thought, recalling the dungeon incident. One boy could morph his body into a monster, another had immense strength, and the swordsman—his speed and precision were beyond normal. Even with Dapper’s natural fencing talent from his past life, keeping up had been nearly impossible.

’Honestly, I only won because they were inexperienced.’

As they climbed the stairs, Dapper’s eyes fell on several locked rooms along the corridor.

’What are these locked rooms?’ he wondered. The soldiers had mentioned that the classrooms were at the very top.

When they arrived, the classroom wasn’t a room at all, it was more like a spacious hall. Rows of neatly arranged tables stretched across the floor, while one wall was lined entirely with windows framed in thin metal. Everyone started picking their seats. Dapper chose to sit at the back and casually scanned the room, trying to spot Shinro.

Then, someone walked in.

Instantly, silence swept across the hall. The arguing students suddenly found their seats as if controlled by an unseen force.

The person who entered was none other than Dora. Today, however, she wore the military elite uniform and not just any version. Compared to Digos, hers was far more decorated, adorned with multiple shiny medals and insignias. As if that wasn’t enough, she made a dramatic entrance, levitating into the classroom, with her tablet floating beside her like a personal assistant.